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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mostly Harmless. This group of lovable ruffians lives in the terrible slum of Malton without healthcare or alcohol. They talk about shanking knives because they can't even afford a decent sense of humor.
For just minutes of day, you can sponsor a PKer group like this one. You can make a difference.
We're the type of group that wants you to like us even when we're shooting you every day. We label ourselves as PKers, but sometimes we'd rather shoot the breeze than shank the sleeze. We don't take ourselves seriously, but we're serious about what we do. We are both loved and hated. We're simple yet complex.
A wise man once told me that the best and worst people are contradictions. Where do we fall on that spectrum? That's not for us to decide.
That wise man also told me that brevity is the soul of wit. We are doing it wrong.
Mostly Harmless has been around since July 2008 but we've kept a fairly low profile, despite our core membership having been members of a certain high profile zombie horde until its retirement. Like our predecessor, we take coordination very seriously and IRC has been a staple in our group since day one, both for socializing and teamwork. We also love a good challenge and tend to target groups that we know can fight back or are otherwise worthy adversaries, just as our former group did.
Invitations to the group have always been mostly “friends of friends only,” but we've decided to finally formally open recruitment. However, just as most of you aren't apt to join just any group, we're not the type to just take anyone who smiles and bats their eyelashes at us (though that does go a long way).
Are you a somewhat unharmful young gentleman or lady who exhibits intelligence and tact? Do you appreciate proper grammar and a good joke? Do you pick up on the nuances of sarcasm and satire? Have you the capacity to follow instructions and work as a team? Then we can dig it.
Do you have a penchant for spouting phrases such as “PWNED! KILLED DAT N00B FOR SHOOTIN ME” or “lol imma kill this guy who rezed me to show him how tuff i am” in an unironic manner? Do you make baseless threats on the internet? Is your caps lock key your best friend? Are you needlessly vulgar or do you do things things that could get you on the ignore list? Is this your idea of an application? Then I'm afraid we don't want you. In fact, it's these sort of things that make us likely to shoot you.
We are looking for all types of people to join Mostly Harmless, not just PKers. You don't have to shoot people or have a bounty to have fun with us. Medics are always welcome in our ranks, and we've always wanted someone to do radio propaganda for us. Even if you've never had a PKer before, you're welcome to try your hand at the dark side. Several of our members played exclusively as pro-survivors before joining us, you wouldn't be alone.
If you've read this far, maybe we're the right group for you. We are fairly selective and are not the type of group to recruit anyone and everyone. We're not like this to be asses, we just want people who are a good fit for us.
We've told you all about us, so tell us a little about you.
Our application thread
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