Are You A Wayward Murderer?
The city of Malton is full of bounty hunters and groups devoted to eliminating our kind. Many a murderer would perform his art and then find himself waking up to a bounty hunters shotgun. Groups who sought vindication from others who had wronged them faced reprisal from all sides. Indeed, it seemed as though there was nowhere to turn if you had chosen or been forced into a life of slaughter. That is why we gathered together. We now stand together, united, to turn the hunters into the hunted and to strike back at those who would wish to eliminate our way of life. If you are a cold hearted killer, a freedom fighter, or just a regular Psychopath, come and stand beside us. Show all of Malton the strength and fury that lies within a murderer's heart.
Can you dig it?!
Look what we have here before us. We've got the Creedy Guerilla Raiders sitting next to Pathetic Bill. We've got the Amish Liberation Front, right by the Philosophe Knights. No one is PKing other PKers. That...is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You're standing right now with 40 pkers from 10 groups. And there's over a 40 more. That's 80 hard-core members. 120 counting affiliates, and 400 more not organised, but ready to fight. 520 soldiers! There ain't but 500 police in the whole town. Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Now, here's the sum total. One pker alliance could run this city. One PKer alliance! Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could pk the revive clinics, the bounty hunters, because we got the malls, suckers. Can you dig it? The problem in the past has been the bounty hunters turning us against one another. We've been unable to see the truth, because we've been fighting for ten squares in a suburb - our suburbs, our little piece of suburbs. That's crap, brothers. The suburbs is ours by right because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one suburb at a time. Secure our malls, secure our suburbs, because Malton is all ours.
The PKer Alliance
Yes, your worst nightmares are now realized. We are here. We are organized. We are coming to your suburb soon. In fact, we're probably already there. PKers are sick and tired of the discrimination. We ARE the third group in Malton. Get used to it. Submit to us, or be destroyed by us. The PKer Alliance is comprised of members of the most prominent PKer groups in Malton.
Our enemies are many (you think?). They include many of the most discriminatory and self-righteous groups in the city. Among our most favored targets include:
July 7th, 2006
We are pleased to announce the long overdue fall of the great Fort Creedy. The Alliance of the PKers of Malton plunged the city into further chaos with the overthrow of the Creedy Defense Force (CDF), sending them scurrying to Giddings Mall for safe haven. Zombie forces quickly took advantage of the absense of the CDF and took up residence within the shattered fort. The PKer Alliance threw a massive kegger in a forgotten warehouse near Giddings Mall afterwards in celebration of the grand victory over self-righteous imperialism.
The PKA continues to grow at a rapid pace. We continue to gain new members almost daily. We recently have had issues with spies attempting to infiltrate us to make us weaker. Our enemies have grown to fear the power of organized PKers and resort to dishonorable tactics to gain an advantage over us. We have flushed more spies though (mostly CDF) than any group in Malton. Thanks to the the coordinated efforts of many of the PKer leaders, we have managed to rid ourselves of the worst of the worst. Spies are hereby put on notice, you will be caught and dealt with, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you will be exposed.
The threat of hackers closed out the year 2006 at PKA. Among the victims were the Creedy Guerilla Raiders who lost their entire forum. Support from the entire PKer community though was enormous and soon the CGR was quickly back on it's feet through coordination efforts at PKA.
The new year saw our membership level top 100 PKers. We have recently added members of DORIS and Cybeles' Children to the growing ranks of PKA. Cooperation and morale among PKers remains high, and prospects for city-wide domination remain higher than ever. We also saw the return of our beloved founder, Coil Snake after a six month absense.
The Trophy Game
The first round of the PKA exclusive Game ends with Johnny Reb (13.100$) in first place and hashissiin (10.900$) in second place.
The PKA moves into Rolt Heights for some Fun and games
February 29th, 2008
December 31st, 2008
The PKA isn't adding news updates to this page any longer. Up-to-date information on the activities of groups in the PKA can still be found on their individual group pages.