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A Message of Hope...


Today a child asked me a question that I would like to share with all of you. She asked me, "If zombies represent the pinnacle of human evolution, why would anyone want to be revived? Why would they choose to become a lower lifeform?"

A difficult question, and one that I have struggled with many times to answer.

Sometimes humans do things that defy all expectations: Combat reviving brain-rotters. Dam tactics. Sleeping in Ridleybank. Sometimes they are overwhelmed by the perfection that comes with being a zombie, and for whatever misguided reason, they miss spending every waking moment of their day in a crowded safehouse, barricading while whistling "Daisy Bell."

In truth Malton, I have given up trying to understand the primitive human mind. I do not know what would drive someone to give up this perfect life in Utopia, a life that you, I and every zombie enjoys here in Ridleybank.

The one thing I do know is that every human in Malton must be destroyed.

-Speaker for the Undead.

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