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TODAY: A STORM WARNING AND SMALL-CRAFT ADVISORY HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON. EXPECT MODERATE-HEAVY RAINFALL, WITH WINDS GUSTING UP TO 60 KM/HR. TORNADOS AND SEVERE HAIL MAY BE POSSIBLE, ESPECIALLY LATER IN THE DAY AS THE STORM INTENSIFIES. ZOMBIES ARE ADVISED TO SEEK SHELTER IF POSSIBLE. HUMANS ARE CAUTIONED THAT MALLS AND NECROTECH BUILDINGS MAY BE ESPECIALLY UNSAFE, DUE TO POSSIBLE BUILDING COLLAPSE. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 16° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE -1° C. |
TOMORROW: A FLASH FLOOD WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR MALTON AND SURROUNDING AREAS. AVOID LOW-LYING AREAS IF POSSIBLE. STAY CLEAR OF STANDING WATER. ZOMBIES WITHOUT LURCHING GAIT ARE ADVISED TO SEEK HIGHER GROUND IMMEDIATELY. HUMANS CAN DROWN. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE 15° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 7° C. |
REST OF WEEK: SUNNY TO PARTLY CLOUDY IN THE AFTERNOON. HUMANS SHOULD NOTE THAT IT IS A PERFECT DAY TO HEAD OUTSIDE, BREATHE FRESH AIR, AND BE PUT DOWN BY YOUR FRIENDLY, NEIGHBORHOOD ZOMBIE HORDE. DAYTIME HIGHS WILL BE IN THE 16° C WHILE NIGHTIME LOWS WILL BE 4° C. |
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Is your family prepared when inclement weather and roving RRF death squads strike your suburb? How do you know your loved ones are safe? With the Ridleybank Resistance Front's ZomboTracker, not only will you receive up-to-the-minute weather reports, but you will also get the latest horde locations as well as school and work closures in your suburb. We bring the information to you so you can decide how to spend those precious final minutes with your loved ones.
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Weather and zombie alerts will be issued on all RRF stations so even during an emergency, you can rest assured that you will be getting the information needed to keep your family safe during danger. |
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