Red Rum/Hunting Season
| Hunting Season | |||||
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| Date | 8th December 2010 (Official Opening) | ||||
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| Reasoning | In the attempt to allow Maltonians the ability to enjoy a fun, traditional past-time practiced by all pre-outbreak rednecks, Red Rum have descended upon the area of Brooksville and marked Deer to be shot, freely, by any surviving Human. | ||||
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“I thought Hurricane Hunting Season was over!”
~ Karlito on the current state of RedRum affairs.
Background
After a scholar googled discovered a stack of papers with scrawled writings of hate and disgust directed towards Red Rum, Rummers everywhere cried out in anguish and disgust at the ill treatment they had been subjected too. Several members met peacefully with the Malton Giants -- the ill-natured belligerents -- discussing how best to remedy the problem, and successfully resolved it by agreeing to an apology from their leader on the grounds that he dresses up in a silly outfit. Unbeknownst to the Malton Giants, however, one witty Rummer stuck a 'kick me' sign to the back of the opposing sides' leader and another illiterate rummer misread this as 'shoot me'; before anyone could understand what was going on, glorious battle had erupted in the streets between Monocle-weilding Rummers and a side lead by a man in a day-glo jacket and antlers. Thus, the Red Ranch was born again.
