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WE ARE ROLT HEIGHTS CALIPHATE. WE SEEK TO UNITE MALTON. DO NOT OPPOSE OUR NOBLE CALIPHATE. WE ARE ON A MISSION TO ESTABLISH TRUTH AND JUSTICE IN THE LAND. |
The most likely cause of Malton's disaster is sin. By purifying Malton, repairing its family structure, and fighting moral decay- we may be able to reverse the tragic decline that may have caused the wrath of Allah to fall upon Malton. Are you ready to take a stand against adultery? Against fornication? Against idolatry? Against secularism? Against witchcraft? Are you a man or woman of purity and bravery? Our elite OPS units may be for you. Don't be a scaredy-cat. Stop being a chicken today and fight to defend our noble Caliphate. Join us on our mission: To unite all of Greater Maltonia under our Ten-Point Plan and Make the World Safe for Caliphate. |
