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Latest revision as of 16:10, 25 March 2010

St. Siricius's Hospital

Pegton [86,55]

the Bennett Building Pattin Square St. Matthew's Hospital
Macaulay Library St. Siricius's Hospital Norton Square Railway Station
Youngan Boulevard Glynn Bank St. Martin's Church

Basic Info:

  • Excellent place to find first aid kits. Zombies frequently check inside.
  • Portable Generators have a use other than powering the lights and increasing search probability in hospitals. Players with the Surgery Skill can heal for 15 HP if the Hospital has a fueled up Generator.
  • Hospitals can be barricaded normally.
  • Among the internal descriptions found in Hospitals:
    • "...its wards and corridors blackened with the soot of a recent fire"
    • "...its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape."
    • "...one of the city's psychiatric hospitals."
    • "...dark corridors leading through abandoned wards."
    • "...its emergency room in disarray."
    • "...its lobby covered with quarantine posters."
    • "...a children's hospital with bright murals across the walls. "
    • "The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes."
    • "It was one of the last to be evacuated, and seems to have been cleared out in a hurry."
    • "...a derelict hospital that was closed down years ago."


St. Siricius's Hospital
EthrDemon (talk) 16:57, 18 April 2020 (UTC)

Malton Hospitals
St Siricius, with Youngan Boulevard in the foreground.


An austere Victorian teaching hospital, among severely overgrown grounds.


Opened by Queen Victoria's nephew, Prince Adalbert von Jung-Gestalt, St Siricius (named after the patron saint of patron saints) was one of Malton's foremost teaching hospitals and a renowned centre of medical excellence. It was in these wards and laboratories that Professor Humbert Hooplhaus led a team of Teutonic doctors which spearheaded medical advances in industrialised Malton.

Surgical treatments were found for a range of hideous ailments such as the loathsome Orange Lung Disease, Melted Toes Syndrome, and Ear-Rot. In time, the treatments offered went beyond amputation to include massive doses of radiation, imbibing mercury by the pint, and encouraging patients to chain-smoke, "in order for the lungs and heart thoroughly to be purified", as Hooplhaus wrote.

Local schoolboy and engineering genius Walfrid Warburton donated his brain to the hospital, and it was kept in a jar until the Malton Incident, when it mysteriously disappeared. The empty jar is still on its shelf, intact.

Warburton's brain: like a pickled egg, only chewier.

The hospital is now busier than ever, and the skills of First Aid and Surgery can still be acquired here by those willing and able to stay alive long enough to learn them.

Barricade Policy

Since St. Matthew's Hospital, which is designated VSB++, is in very close proximity to this hospital, St. Siricius's should be barricaded to EHB. This is suggested per the barricade plan found here

Current Status

For Future Help, recording a date to the building status is recommended.

Reports more than two months old should be placed in the archives.

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Redcrosssmall.jpg Malton Hospitals Group
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