Talk:Militant Order of Barhah

MOB Impersonators

The following are wearing MOB tags but are not members:

john01 (tags now removed)
cryptrocket (tags now removed)
IsmoLaitela
an injured cat

In order to avoid misunderstandings, MOB would like to remind all of our prospective members to read this sign up thread before changing your tags to "Militant Order of Barhah". We have a way of doing things that was born out of necessity, and want to make sure we all abide by our rules. --FLZombie 01:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

41st Death Com. Salute

Greetings to our esteemed undead friends. I wanted to comment on how much we are currently enjoying the battle for Crowbank and are looking forward to the conclusion of the fight (as well as all of our future encounters). Happy hunting and good luck, from the 41st Death Com.! --BoSS 20 May 2008

Invitation for dinner at Fort Perryn

Dear friends, i'm proud to invite you to the feast, we, ferals, are going to have there in next few weeks. Also, many major survivour groups are invited too, so siege promises to be not only tasty but also challenging.

Much Respect

I'm sure you guys have heard this from survivors before, but you've got much respect from Phoenix Security Services. Thanks for one hell of a battle in Darvall Heights! You guys are truly one of the most destructive hordes we've ever had the honor of going up against. I'm sure we'll meet again!--Dr Doom86 05:43, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

I am with Dr Doom86, only I ask you fellas ease up a bit before there are no humanz left to munch.--Airborne88^{T Zom MIS} 06:25, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, and Barhah! :D--Zaphord 23:25, 6 May 2008 (BST)

UDBrain Tool

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available **** . Thanks!
--Scotaro007 05:33, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

I removed the link to the script. It is unrelated to the MOB and should not be advertising on this page. -- Rutherford 18:26, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Barhah.com and irc.nexuswar.com down?

It's 2pm GMT on Sunday 11th Nov... are they down? I can't access either the website or the irc server. Starting to get worried, my strike time's in a coupla hours! --Xavier Harkonnen

As i said earlier on the RRF page, the servers been down for several hours, and it will be down for several more. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 14:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Ah thanks, I didn't check the RRF page. Much obliged. I'll delete this conversation when they're back up, but I'll leave it up for now in case anyone else ends up in my position. --Xavier Harkonnen

No need to delete it. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 14:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to Rolt Heights!

We of the Manbagz Zahmbahz would like to welcome fellow worshippers of Barhah to Rolt heights! We wish your group luck and success in this suburb, and invite you to join the merrymaking and brainz eating in the PD departments in the upcoming weeks!

	Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.

Huey Long Speaks in !zanbah

I'm sending this circular to as many active zombie groups as possible:

I, Huey Pierce Long, Jr., will be speaking at Pooll Crescent Police Department in !zanbah (Eastonwood) on April 8th, 2007, concerning his campaign to win the nomination of the Zombiecratic Party in the Mayor of Malton campaign, and I would like to invite your group to send a representative to attend the rally. It is my earnest hope to improve the situation for the lowly, starving ferals of Malton, and I would like to have your support in doing so.

Check out my campaign site for details, and if you like what you see, don't forget to vote for Huey P Long! As always, I can be contacted through my talk page (or that of my alt) if you have any questions, comments, etc. --Huey P Long ♠♥♣♦ 04:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Roftwood

You guys slaughtered everyone in Greenhow? Ah damn it....I was stocking on ammo to so I could do a little mass pking in there Sunday...Ah well. First come first serve, I guess. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:47, 1 June 2007 (BST)

Indeed. To a man.--Jorm 05:22, 1 June 2007 (BST)

Yo

We dont have any beef with you guys,but if you want a free meal,get down to Pescodside,many survivors,weve been pking them for weeks,and knocking down their cades every day almost,we welcome you to come.

-St. Anastasius' Royal Guard

MOB takes Silver Medals in 2007 Malton Special Olympics

In 2 of 3 categories, the Miltant Order of Barhah perfomed strongly, taking Silver Spine Medals in Overall Horde Points and Horde Efficiency. MAHB! BARHAH!! --Drag'n'Feast 20:06, 2 August 2007 (BST)

Bar, hah?

I regret to inform you that I have tried shouting BARHAH into the night. It did not incite any feelings of, well, what you claim to feel. Unless you feel cold, stupid, and tired(It was rather late at night). Even on Halloween it failed! Admittedly the lack of un-life, a horde, and a dog barking didn't help, but come on! --Rachel Akebre 08:19, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Hello, and thank your for your interest in Barhah. Were you breathing at the time? If so, you're doing it wrong, for as the MOB knows all too well, harmanz are unable to experience the peace of Barhah. Please wait for one of our dedicated, hardworking customer relations agents to infect you with necrotizing fascitis and arrange a devival, then ?rise in your new form and try it then. Please keep us informed of the results. Cheers! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:36, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

Anti barhah works better when your living; it gives you a sence of notr wanting to die. For humans wanting ot be zombies calling living barhah will help you get into a mood of wanting to die always until you do die.--Jakezing 03:57, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately death is not un-death, and attempting to die is rather more permanent in, you know, the place that I tried it...--Ryvyoli ^{Y R} 06:40, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Next location

After we trash any survivors who dare to retake Brooksville and deal with North Blythville, where do we head next? I know there is a locator but it does not include future locations. Nemesis645 13:57, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

While we do have an eye to the long-term progress of the horde, decisions like "which suburb next?" are left to very short notice. We do have scouts out while we devour suburbs, and where we move, when it happens, is down to the scouting reports from those days we move on. Details are usually announced in IRC and in our private forum before being made publicly available. - Bisfan 09:16, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Tollyton

Were you responsible for the ransacking of Tollyton? Nemesis645 08:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

We had nothing to with Tollyton. this time. - Bisfan 09:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Very well. But the Church of Resurrection wish to fight with you and your mob in Dakerstown. Nemesis645 11:17, 2 January 2009 (UTC)