Talk:City Zoo
Recent Happenings
Group of zombies in the bear cage. Atleast one of them is hostle, as my recently deceased body would testify. 18:50, 30 November 2012
Checked out St. Matthias's, we really need some (living) guys down here. I'm sadly dead, but once I can join the living again some rotters are going find a few bullets lodged in their heads. Mattiator 19:31, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
The Malton Zookeepers, having taken a little break from normal duties have once again returned to the zoo. They are now hard at work making the zoo a safer place to vist.--Blood Panther 19:10, 30 October 2006 (UTC)
As of August 2006, the Zoo is declared a safe place to visit again. The Zombie Zoo Animals still roam the area occasionally knocking down barricades and attacking the survivors, but it's a drastic improvement over the Big Bash. The revive queue at St. Pius is clear and running at full speed again. --Lo Meng 23:54, 12 August 2006 (BST)
The Malton Zoo has undergone severe damage by The Big Bash that was passing through Ketchelbank recently. The Malton Zookeepers are trying effortlessly to destroy the zombie hordes that p!#$ us off!!! Sreath123 06:21, 25 July 2006 (EST)
On July 20th, the Channel 4 News Team entered the zoo, with the intention of regrouping and heading south. While in the area, though, we will spend a goodly amount of time flipping off the monkeys, as is only appropriate. The area is currently pretty dangerous and there are a good 30 zombies on line at the revive point. There are no pandas to speak of, but the mood is tense! --Ron Burgundy 09:52, 22 July 2006 (BST)
As of Wednesday May 25th the zoo is declared 'safe' by The Malton Zookeepers who have worked tirelessly to weather the zombie hordes that have threatened to destroy the zoo over the past month. Thanks to all those who travelled to the zoo to help and a special big thankyou to those people who came to help and loved the zoo so much they decided to stay. --Belmond 07:06, 25 May 2006 (BST)
As of Wednesday May 17th (11:00am) the zoo is in the hands of the undead. Despite the efforts of the Malton Zookeepers as well as volunteers from Ackland Mall (thanks to a talking crocodile) the barricades on all enclosures have fallen and all survivors have been eaten. The few that were able to escape in time have found little rest due to the large zombie population in the surrounding suburbs. Survivors have been directed to Ackland Mall if they can make it. --JoeRocket 16:10, May 17, 2006 (BST)
As of March 3rd -2008, I have decided I hate animals. I am going to kill every animal I can find in the city. Obviously, this makes the Zoo "Ground Zero". This is not a threat to any humans but the critters are toast.--Airborne88T Zom MIS 02:32, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
As of now the zoo appears to be in zombie hands, forced to move into nearby building --Tjayh913 01:10, 23 October 2008 (BST)
Delicious
Zambahz zah bahbah an!mahz ahr zah bahm....RNRARRRH!!! - Creeping Crud U 15:24, 2 December 2009 (UTC)
