Talk:Dead Bunnies/The Arsehole Archive

Haliman111

What can we say? He's a twat.

Practice what you preach

Didn't you guys bitch us out that we attacked the mall when you left? Well you didn't all leave. We still killed 15 of you. We had that strike planned for days. Just great luck I suppose. What I'm saying is... The UBCS isn't in town for two days, and you attack. Not gonna say anything.... hypocrites... --Haliman - Talk 15:35, 10 May 2009 (BST)

What the hell are you talking about? --Roorgh 16:27, 10 May 2009 (BST)

We were off in Heytown doing our thing, it took us about a week to ruin the whole place, and we're back. There is nothing hypocritical about it, we haven't jumped on the airwaves boasting about our victory over your group, which is the only point we objected to. We weren't boo-hooing about survivors retaking the mall once we left, that's to be expected.

Sorry if you feel cheated out of a fight, maybe if you spent less time planning you'd keep up with us ;) --Stepdown 18:58, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Indeed, we objected to you claiming our road trip as your victory. Honestly, you take one little vacation.... --Jason Stafam 19:26, 10 May 2009 (BST)

It should also be pointed out that we promised to return to Bunnyville after our vacation, and our itinerary was quite proudly displayed on the main page. Are you sure the timing of UBCS leaving town for a day or two was coincidence? --Roorgh 19:36, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Haha, how convenient! We sat in the mall for two weeks waiting for a response and when we finally leave we get "We were just about to kick your ass!". I wonder, is there any event that cannot be spun into a victory for the beavers and their pals? ;) --M4rduK 19:44, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Time to get on those radios folks! The Dead Bunnies went for another walk! Yet again we left our home The Dowdney Mall in Bunnyville unnatended! Time to start claiming we were kicked out!! Hey a hollow victory is a victory none the less! --Rottentinfish 12:04, 12 May 2009 (BST)

AnonSantlerville (aka Jack Heins)

This guy is a fucking classic. The brains of a retarded slug, the wit of a brain damaged lemur and the vocabulary of a 13 year old boy. His end was amusing as his entrance

The Dead Bunnies, zerging, and Santlerville

First off, let me state that I am not affiliated with the Dribbling Beavers. I prefer to not join any groups, as I often switch sides. I have, however, noticed that the Dead Bunnies have an extremely large group, one which spans a large chunk of the entire zombie population of Santlerville. You are zerging. You can lie about it and pretend to hunt zergers as much as you want; it doesn't hide the fact that you are zergers yourself. Buildings that are ruined by the Dead Bunnies often have 50+ zombies outside of them at the peak of the siege. Stop being asshats and start playing the game fairly. (posted by AnonSantlerville who was too cowardly to put their name to it and stupid enough to forget we can see who posted this --Roorgh 14:47, 24 July 2009 (BST))

I'm not with the aforementioned groups, nor the Bunnies. Provide proof or shut up.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 23:44, 23 July 2009 (BST)

Oh no! AnonSantlerville accuses the bunnies of zerging. Whatever shall we do? That's it lads, the game is up. Time to quit playing Urban Dead. --Roorgh 14:47, 24 July 2009 (BST)

Actually, I think I'll apply some of that great logic as displayed by the magnificent AnonSantlerville. You're not willing to say who you are, so I'm now accusing you of not only being a beaver but that you also zerg too. This is a simple case of projection. You fail in your zerging attempts because keyboards confuse you and to justify it you attempt to sully the good name of the bunnies. Well it won't work. If you find Urband Dead too hard may I suggest tic-tac-toe? (but not against a computer of course, start with a dead pet) --Roorgh 14:53, 24 July 2009 (BST)

If a large group automatically = zerging, then I assume that the 8 groups with more members than us are zerging as well? I'll be keeping an eye on their talk pages to wait for your brilliantly thought out accusations there as well! You're a laughable idiot and a pathetic coward. At least have the balls to say who you are when you post your silly accusations. If I don't see your posts on the other 8 talk pages soon, then we will all know just how full of shit you are. Proof or GTFO. --M4rduK 17:36, 24 July 2009 (BST)

Fock'n oi! Oy fink dere's summink you should know. Dere's only 2 fings Da Staf is good at. Knobbin fit birds and foightin'. Wait, 3 fings. Knobbin' fit birds, roidin' around in fock'n flash sazzy wagons, and foightin'. Now unless you's a fit bird troyin ta get moy attenshun wiv some fock'n banta, oy's gonna hafta take off moy shir', grease moyself down and bugger you roight up for all this silly bollocks you's spoutin', now isn' oy?

When moi ancesta Alexander da fock'n Stafam conquered da world, did 'e zerg too?

Oy don't want an answer. Fock'n rhetorical, now isn't oy? --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 18:45, 24 July 2009 (BST)

Actually, yeah, considering 90% of the foot men were useless meat shields liek zerglings. :D--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:08, 26 July 2009 (BST)

--Hi. My name is there. I prefer to stay anonymous with groups like you, as whenever someone ticks you off you send you army of zergs after them. (posted earlier by a a whiney bitch --Roorgh 09:12, 26 July 2009 (BST))

Well as even simple use of a wiki is beyond you (signing your posts, correct indentation etc) I suppose something as advanced as irc would be quite beyond your level of intellect. I'll try and explain it in as simple words as possible for you. Fancy computer that we play Urban Dead on lets us talk with each other at same time. You'll also be shocked to learn that not every zed in Santlerville is us. We can't help it if zombies have heard how easy it is to attack buildings there. Lastly, and most importantly, you need to rein in that ego of yours pal. You think we're going to waste the bunnies time and effort going after you? If we could zombify the local wildlife we might consider sending an undead chipmunk after you but even that would probably be overkill... --Roorgh 09:30, 26 July 2009 (BST)

Sorry if I'm not as literate with Wiki formats as you. I don't use them and personally don't give a shit about them. It's funny though, you seem very concerned about my accusation, despite your chart stating that the Dead Bunnies have a very low level of giving a shit. --AnonSantlerville

My bet is they're bored.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:36, 27 July 2009 (BST)

A little yes :-) We're getting bugger all fight out of the beavers these days. It's a little sad to see them so whipped (just a little though) --Roorgh 08:13, 27 July 2009 (BST)

It's all about applying the correct level of education. We managed to teach the beavers that falsely accusing us of zerging was a bad idea and now we've got you signing your posts - and people think our style doesn't work! If you don't give a shit about the wiki though why are you posting at all AnonSantlerville? If you are going to do something do it properly! Would you like it if somebody pissed in your frontroom just because they couldn't be bothered learning where the toilet is? Now as far as these zerging claims go, bring on the evidence! you do have evidence... don't you? --Roorgh 08:13, 27 July 2009 (BST)

No. Getting actual evidence of zerging is nigh impossible. AnonSantlerville

Only when you accuse people who aren't actually zerging... --M4rduK 13:37, 27 July 2009 (BST)

There's too many of them and the work as a team whaaaaah! I don't want to play anymore! Has that neatly summarised your point AnonSantlerville? We can't help it that your attempts at zerging were pitiful, but that's no reason to tarnish us with the same brush. You could try asking the beavers for tips about zerging and meatshielding but they're not very good at it either. --Roorgh 14:05, 27 July 2009 (BST)

I've received evidence of the Bunnies zerging from a source who remains anonymous. He was attacked by Robot Zombie Jesus, whom is affiliated with the Dead Bunnies. However, he was not killed by him. Shortly afterwards, his remaining low HP was taken down to zero by a zombie named Dolquin, who joined Urban Dead a few days prior to the attack. This player started out as a zombie, as well. This player may just be a new player who happened to play in the vicinity, but when I eventually gather enough information to prove that you are indeed zerging, this screenshot will prove useful. Think of it as a pawn in a metaphorical chess game. http://tinypic.com/r/21o3tqp/3 Enjoy. --AnonSantlerville

Please do not shorten your name to Santlerville. The suburb is called Santlerville; you're just a deluded nutter. --Roorgh 09:08, 31 July 2009 (BST)

No what you have there is a screenshot of two profiles. If you want I can put up a screen shot of a dribbling beaver and any accused zerger, and shockingly they'll tell me that isn't evidence. So congratulations on your 'massive' discovery. Seriously, is there not even one person who runs around yelling zerg that has an IQ somewhat approaching 100? --Roorgh 08:58, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Seriously, it's like you've been playing the game for a day or two. At least when the beavers bitched about us they had screenshots with the death of somebody along with the log showing at least two zombies. Your screenshot shows nothing at all. You need the screenshot of the death and this supposed interaction between zergers. Of course you'll still be wrong, and we'll continue to laugh at you but at least you won't appear as idiotic as you currently do... --Roorgh 09:08, 31 July 2009 (BST)

So where is the proper evidence then? Why haven't we seen a link to this irrefutable proof laid out on Resensitized? Come on AnonSantlerville, you're looking like an inept, attention seeking Beaver wannabe right now. After all, considering how long we've been 'zerging' you must have a mountain of evidence... --Roorgh 06:53, 2 August 2009 (BST)

Taking screenshots of your obvious hordes of alts would not be very good evidence. No, I need to wait for you to use several zombies on one single act. -- posted by AnonTard

That shouldn't be very hard for you to do, considering that we work closely together on IRC and usually time things out very well. Please, feel free to gather as much evidence as you want that demonstrates our superior tactics! To be honest...the fact that you *haven't* gathered such "evidence" so far makes me seriously question your mental capacities. Hang out in Santlerville for a couple of days and you should have more evidence of our awesomeness than you can stand. :D --M4rduK 21:36, 3 August 2009 (BST)

It's funny, how does your group have all those members? You consist of about 50% of the active zombies in Santlerville. Odd how that works out, eh? I mean, you don't even recruit members in-game! --AnonSantlerville

hmm? ♥ Moonie ^{Talk Testimonials} 11:27, 6 August 2009 (BST)

More evidence: http://i26.tinypic.com/2h54cid.jpg AnonSantlerville

Congratulations! a picture so fucking grainy I can't make out any of the details and with no way of actually connecting the profiles to these zombies beyond trusting you, a muppet with a history of half-baked accusations. Please tell me you're not involved in law enforcement wherever you live because if you are I feel sorry for the victims of your piss poor investigative technique. As you've yet again shown you've clearly got the mental capacity of a drunken chipmunk piss off and let the adults talk. --Roorgh 19:20, 11 August 2009 (BST)

You're right. Two zombies in a seige together means zerging.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 19:32, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Are you on glue? Is there a silver paint mark around your nose and mouth? Is this you?

Anonman! Fighter of the zergman!
Champion of the bum!
Master of detection and pictures for everyone!

Seriously, I want what you've been huffing. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 19:55, 11 August 2009 (BST)

I could seriously love you simply for that picture alone! Charlie is the greatest, even more so when it comes to dealing with Day Man! --DBHT 20:44, 11 August 2009 (BST)

FUCK! Well, it was a good run but it looks like the zerging game is up for us. AnonSantlerville finally caught is red handed! I can't imagine proof any more solid than being attacked by two different zombies in the same time period during a siege. And to top it off you managed to make the proof even MORE solid (I wouldn't have thought that was even possible) by capturing it in an ultra-grainy print screen with red lines that clearly point out the zerging! Well played sir...well played... --M4rduK 19:55, 11 August 2009 (BST)

lolol, why is it that most of the work is done by zombies that had been created only a week or two beforehand? not to mention they ALL started off as zombies. And if you can't see every letter in that picture, go get your fucking eyes checked. Better whip out your other UD wiki accounts, too, because I'm starting to suspect that you have a few of those, as well.AnonSantlerville

Of course you suspect we have multiple wiki accounts. You think there's one person controlling 70 odd dead bunnies so based on that level of stupidity we didn't think you'd contain it to literally just Urban Dead. Better go off and whip up some grainy photo's showing two people editing a page to prove it. Anything more to add to the constant drivel you post here? --Roorgh 20:30, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Says the person who's made an account to troll a group.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 20:31, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Me? Who am I trolling? --Roorgh 20:52, 11 August 2009 (BST)

No, my response was to him.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:39, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Sorry about that, my mistake (Jason didn't think you were referring to me either) --Roorgh 21:59, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Don't worry, Anon! I have the proof of their wiki-zerging! -- http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm166/SethXander/?action=view&current=pruf.png --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:56, 11 August 2009 (BST)

fock. looks loike oy's been caught wiv moy fock'n pants round moy bloody ankles now donnit? don't worry though, oy's only knobbin a fit ukrainian bird. --Roorgh 23:23, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Oh shit. Busted. -- Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 23:24, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Oh man, I LOLed at that Yonnua Koponen :D - --M4rduK 23:20, 11 August 2009 (BST)

AH HA! I now have solid proof that AnonSantlerville is the product of incest and spends his weekends fucking chickens (live and dead) - --M4rduK 20:39, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Understandably, AnonSantlerville is upset that his investigative research is being mocked in this way. So he sent me the following evidence from his latest undercover work, to prove that he's the real deal, and that we should all be very worried. http://xs142.xs.to/xs142/09332/zergproof655.jpg As you can see, the evidence is overwhelming. -- Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:44, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Gentlemen, I feel that all this back and forth goes against this graph[1] We've already spoken our piece. Why are we still responding to this crap? Anon, grow a pair and come back with a real account. --DTangent 08:52, 13 August 2009 (BST)

AnonSantlerville found in donkey fucking scandal!

Now the dead bunnies are known for their rule abiding behaviour so we can't post the proof here but trust us, it's as good as anything AnonSantlerville has posted here. Poor Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam actually threw up a little inside his mouth. Due to the sick perverted acts committed by this deviant we're going to keep this section free from lies.

and please spare a thought for poor eeyore. Our thoughts go out to him during this traumatic time

Excuse me while I now attend counselling* --Roorgh 20:47, 11 August 2009 (BST)

*A stafam punch to remove the memory

Oi! Oy fock'n frew up moy own pelvis, an' cried alla da wata out'a moy 'andsome body. *PONCH!*

Fock'n look at alla dis wata!

Nob. -- Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:51, 11 August 2009 (BST)

lmao, "Anon"Santlerville raped a donkey to death! You're so silly Jack... --M4rduK 23:34, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Oi!. Silly bugga, Jack. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 23:41, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Update

Since the (not very) revelation yesterday others have come forward telling us how they too were violated by AnonSantlerville.

Evil Monkey said:

I asked him to stop but he just wouldn't. He told me I'd been a naughty zerger and that he had the proof. I tried explaining that I didn't know what zerging was but he wouldn't listen. Can we stop the tape now please?

AnonSantlerville is a beaver

Based on the stirling work of our glorious leader and others we have established the identity of AnonSantlerville! From the picture below you can easily tell that the twat himself is none other than Jack Heins from the Dribbling Beavers. No wonder he didn't want to say who he was!

Now as we know from the Dribbling Beavers, any action performed by a single member clearly represents the entire group (Calista herself bleated on about how we were all zergs based on the acts of a single member). Thus we can only assume that Jack Heins decided to pull this (badly executed) stunt with the approval of the entire beaver group. Thus all are clearly willing to troll via 'anonymous' accounts. Incapable of beating us in a fair fight they resort to these childish antics that even a 5 year old would be ashamed to admit to. Shame on you Jack, not for the trolling but for the piss poor trolling. --Roorgh 21:31, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Ugh, I hate to admit it but I actually gave the beavers more credit than they were due (which is hard to believe actually). This is a lame attempt even by their pitiful standards. Oh well, there goes the self-imposed radio/wiki silence from the Beavers. :P --M4rduK 21:39, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Tell me about it. I mean I knew the beavers were douches but to stoop so low and in such a cowardly fashion... Okay, the cowardly part was a given. --Roorgh 21:49, 13 August 2009 (BST)

You fuckEd up Jack, made Your whitEr than white group look just a little Bit grimieR. And stupider. I mean, come On! What were you thinking?! Go back to killing zombieS at revive points, you were much, muCh better At that. Leave the wikI Stuff to The grown ups. 'kAy? --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 21:54, 13 August 2009 (BST)

So Ja...I mean, AnonSantlerville, no comments? --M4rduK 17:09, 14 August 2009 (BST)

lol, it was fun while it lasted. I'm gonna go PK in some other suburb now. The drama in Santlerville has gotten stale.

PS you're all a bunch of niggers. --AnonSantlerville

Does that image look unrecognisable to anyone else? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:04, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Yep, but the jig's up! They have irrefutable evidence that I am the player JACK HEINS!!! Their evidence is as strong as mine. Truly they are pioneers in the art of detective work. -AnonSantlerville

That's why the screenshot is funny, Jack. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 12:10, 16 August 2009 (BST)

The fact that you would stoop to the level of racial slurs betrays both your ignorance and your lack of respect for this game. Jack, you're an embarrassment to the game and to the Beavers. DDR - are there no rules against using racial slurs on the wiki? You posted right after him and said nothing about it, so I assume it is ok? --M4rduK 13:14, 15 August 2009 (BST)

The Beavers are an embarrassment to themselves. Nigger chink spic. Oh, and btw, you are zergers. Just for the record.-AnonSantlerville

There is no civility policy, racial slurs are not vandalism. He's been warned for posting pornographic material, however. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 15:20, 15 August 2009 (BST)

That's sad really, because his words have been far more offensive than the picture. --M4rduK 12:31, 16 August 2009 (BST)

I did intend to simply delete any brain-dead response from Jack Heins (i.e. all posts) but I've now decided to leave the current ones. Why? because we literally couldn't paint Jack in as bad a light as he did himself. Way to go at making yourself look like a complete and utter cock. Moreover, what does it say about the Dribbling Beavers that they let such classy individuals into their team. Any other witty and intellectual comebacks in your repertoire? M4rduK: and they wonder why we don't want any of them in our forums. --Roorgh 13:54, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Image:1245703141387.jpg --AnonSantlerville

We're not sure why but Jack Heins seems to have posted a picture of himself. We've been informed that he's the one on the far right with the tattoo. Jack, you do realise putting photos of yourself online kind of hurts that anonymity you were yelling about so much at the start? --Roorgh 14:15, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Hah, I WISH I was the guy on the right. Hell, I wish I was anyone in that vid (except for the guy fucking the guy on the far right with the tattoo...too hairy) Man was that video hot. Also, just fyi, I love big thick dicks up my ass--AnonSantlerville

"Uploading inappropriate (eg. sexually explicit) images may be deemed to be vandalism and deleted as such without notice." - from Special:Upload. Since that's obviously sexually explicit, I've turned your image call into a link (but the Bunnies can revert that if they wish.) Linkthewindow  Talk  14:29, 15 August 2009 (BST)

By the way, said image is not safe for school or work (although if you're reading this at one of those locations, get back to work!) Linkthewindow  Talk  14:31, 15 August 2009 (BST)

As the image has been removed I feel to best highlight the maturity and character of Jack Heins it should be stated that the best response he could think of after using the word nigger was to post an image of several men having sex with each other, one of which (whilst it has been denied) we have been informed is none other than the Dribbling Beaver himself, Jack. The moral of the story is if you're going to trash talk the dead bunnies you'd better be good at it.

Q. As Jack was in the photo, was Calista behind the camera? --Roorgh 14:58, 15 August 2009 (BST)

M4rduK is a nignog!

I have undeniable proof that M4rduK is not only a blackie, but an emo dumbass as well!

Exhibit A: "That's sad really, because his words have been far more offensive than the picture."

--M4rduK commenting on how the gay pornography I posted (that was swiftly deleted) was not as offensive as the words "nigger" "spic" and "chink"

Exhibit B: A picture taken directly from M4rduK's Facebook page!

Exhibit C: Getting butthurt over a single word + picture of a emonigger on facebook page = NIGGER

I rest my case. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by AnonSantlerville (talk • contribs) 09:41, August 17, 2009).

... numbnuts -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 11:03 17 August 2009 (BST)

tbh, I'm not really offended by any of it. But I do think that racial slurs are more offensive than non-explicit photos of gay sex... --M4rduK 16:21, 17 August 2009 (BST)

I don't know, seeing Jack Heins in that pose turns my stomach a little. Actually any photo of Jack would have likely done the trick... --Roorgh 16:33, 17 August 2009 (BST)

What's an emonigger?--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:22, 21 August 2009 (BST)

A black emo, dur. Don't they have them in cockney london? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 00:49, 22 August 2009 (BST)