Talk:Dead Bunnies/The Arsehole Archive

Haliman111

What can we say? He's a twat.

Practice what you preach

Didn't you guys bitch us out that we attacked the mall when you left? Well you didn't all leave. We still killed 15 of you. We had that strike planned for days. Just great luck I suppose. What I'm saying is... The UBCS isn't in town for two days, and you attack. Not gonna say anything.... hypocrites... --Haliman - Talk 15:35, 10 May 2009 (BST)

What the hell are you talking about? --Roorgh 16:27, 10 May 2009 (BST)

We were off in Heytown doing our thing, it took us about a week to ruin the whole place, and we're back. There is nothing hypocritical about it, we haven't jumped on the airwaves boasting about our victory over your group, which is the only point we objected to. We weren't boo-hooing about survivors retaking the mall once we left, that's to be expected.

Sorry if you feel cheated out of a fight, maybe if you spent less time planning you'd keep up with us ;) --Stepdown 18:58, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Indeed, we objected to you claiming our road trip as your victory. Honestly, you take one little vacation.... --Jason Stafam 19:26, 10 May 2009 (BST)

It should also be pointed out that we promised to return to Bunnyville after our vacation, and our itinerary was quite proudly displayed on the main page. Are you sure the timing of UBCS leaving town for a day or two was coincidence? --Roorgh 19:36, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Haha, how convenient! We sat in the mall for two weeks waiting for a response and when we finally leave we get "We were just about to kick your ass!". I wonder, is there any event that cannot be spun into a victory for the beavers and their pals? ;) --M4rduK 19:44, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Time to get on those radios folks! The Dead Bunnies went for another walk! Yet again we left our home The Dowdney Mall in Bunnyville unnatended! Time to start claiming we were kicked out!! Hey a hollow victory is a victory none the less! --Rottentinfish 12:04, 12 May 2009 (BST)

I would like to ask something

I noice a lot of groups run around calling you all zergers, and as a former resident of Santlerville I noticed a few things that were interesting. Often before you all would seige there would be a large number of zombies standing outside the target buildings much larger then what the Game statistics would list. Now i could assume that it is the random ferals running around standing outside thinking you all are going to attack, I understand, i have a member in the RRF and Batshit Insane so believe me I understand timed attacks, and ferals helping you out. What i find most interesting is that you don't list a forum, no where on this talk page does anyone ask for a link to one to join. Yet according to your own Graph your numbers have grown. Im not gonna be like everyone else and shout zerg but that part just doesn't make much sense to me. Care to shed a little light on the subject -- 

•   Timmah!  

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15:47, 27 July 2009 (BST)

I thought this was written elsewhere but I can't see it on this page. So here's an extract of a post written elsewhere by our lord and master M4rduK:

M4rduK said:

To answer any questions/doubts about our group - we come from a private forum that we are all a member of. I found this game and started playing and then made a push to recruit members for a clan on that forum. There have been 2 major drives for clan membership, which is reflected in the join dates of many of our members. We plan attacks out a couple of days in advance and try to stay well organized, which is why we succeed in group attacks.

As stated, we're a private forum completely unconnected to Urban Dead. We're not looking to increase our ranks either here or on the forum itself, so that's why you won't find a link to any of our resources. Quite simple really once you know. I can't comment on the behaviour of ferals in the game. Some may be friends of the Dead Bunnies who get told about our attacks in real life - I have no idea. --Roorgh 18:26, 27 July 2009 (BST)

There didn't use to be such large groups of ferals to be honest. I think that's merely a side-effect of us rampaging over Santlerville - easy noms for those that log in at the right time. --Roorgh 18:28, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Which forum, then? Until you give us a viable source, everyone will continue to list you as zergs. --Haliman - Talk 20:57, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Private forum. We're under no obligation to tell you or anybody else and certainly even less inclined with that attitude. It's genuinely none of your business. If the self-righteous arseholes of this community want to label us as zergs based on that 'evidence' then they are free to go ahead and do so. In return we'll not give a shit if we offend said arseholes and will behave as we damn well please. The wannabe police of UD can quite frankly go fuck themselves. --Roorgh 22:11, 27 July 2009 (BST)

All bark and no bite, eh? Oh wow, you said a few big words. You have yet to give us any viable proof that you're the innocent players you want us to think you are. --Haliman - Talk 22:16, 27 July 2009 (BST)

What part can you not get through your thick skull? If you want to be part of the clusterfuck bunch that believe yelling zerg places all the responsibility on whoever to defend themselves then be our guest. Just don't expect us to care what you think about anything. --Roorgh 22:22, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Except for the bite of a completely ruined Santlerville...yes, no bite. We will provide no proof of anything. Why? Because that's not how the world works. YOU have made the accusations, so YOU provide proof to prove that YOU are not full of shit. How about this - I claim that when you're alone you dress up in lingerie and masturbate with extra chunky peanut butter. Provide proof that this is not the truth! See how absurd it is? The people who accuse others are responsible for providing proof of their claims, not the other way around. --M4rduK 22:24, 27 July 2009 (BST)

I'm going to say two things. The first is I take your word, you don't cheat, we all witnessed The Many and The Dead come from forums outside of UD. The second is simple, to everyone going around yelling "zerg" its not nice, if you have proof, present it, if not just stop. These guys are pretty funny, I laughed when visiting this page. Just let them be, if there cheating prove it, if not, sing a new song. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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22:27, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Slightly confused, didn't the Beavers prove you were zerging? Isn't that what started all this crap? --ϑϑℜ 22:43, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Oh, and didn't you then admit to it, only with a response of a flimsy promise that it won't happen again? I'm not part of those that are crying zerg, but you owe these people the complete story, at leased. --ϑϑℜ 22:44, 27 July 2009 (BST)

Oh wow, you really want to go through this again? Yes - 2 of our members were found to have zerged ages ago. They were told to stop and I have never seen them do it again, or heard of them doing it. In fact, I'm not even sure if one of them still plays the game tbh. Anyway, old news is old. Get some new material. --M4rduK 00:08, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Oh DDR. I never took you for one of the deluded whiners. You know the story of what happened and how it was dealt with. So pretending you didn't get the full story is disingenuous. Also it's pretty pathetic to stoop so low as to use past actions of members to fuel a fire which has long gone out.

So although you say you aren't one crying zerg, you're currently acting like the kid who encourages one boy to punch another then when the teacher comes says "I didn't hit him!" You're a mod, you're supposed to hold yourself to a higher standard than that.

Stop being so ridiculous, stop trying to indirectly create drama out of old news, and get back to moderating things that need it.--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 00:25, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Interesting. You're one of the top groups, yet you don't want your forum publicized? Why not? We knew The Dead and LUE's forum. --Haliman - Talk 03:30, 28 July 2009 (BST)

/zom/ did and does the same as well as the Fortress to some extent, your argument is therefore of low quality, but that's about the usual.--Thadeous Oakley 13:08, 28 July 2009 (BST)

You are joking, right? the group /zom/, from the forum called /zom/, didn't publicise their group? You've got to be kidding me. --ϑϑℜ 13:11, 28 July 2009 (BST)

I'm sorry DeedeeR, but if they don't link to their forum on the wiki or anywhere else, then I can't tell that.--Thadeous Oakley 13:16, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Don't be sorry, it's your mistake. And how does being so internet illiterate make me the deedeedee? The Dead didn't link the SA forums from their page, but you knew that well enough. Why, cause of all their drama? Could you have known otherwise, then? --ϑϑℜ 13:19, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Nope.--Thadeous Oakley 13:23, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Exactly. Don't use your moronic tendencies as a basis for arguing that others are wrong. --ϑϑℜ 03:10, 29 July 2009 (BST)

lol --M4rduK 19:33, 29 July 2009 (BST)

Hmmm, how about just because it's none of your fucking business? We're under no obligation to tell anyone anything. And you still haven't proven that you don't dress up in lingerie and masturbate with extra chunky peanut butter. I made the accusation, you're responsible for proving me wrong! You should give us access to your home to prove us wrong...interesting that you won't! That's how it works right? --M4rduK 12:56, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Whoa... What the fuck is up with you guys? Obviously I didn't get the full story or I would never have asked, I don't play with groups and no, I have no affiliation with anything to do with your history, so how could I have known? Not my fault the zerg stigma sticks forever, so don't look at me funny just cause you can't deal with someone simply asking a question. --ϑϑℜ 13:04, 28 July 2009 (BST)

Thad: GTFO and stop stalking my contribs. You're only looking foolish. M4rduk: The difference? There's an army of players who agree with me, while your childish remarks are completely outrageous. Dumbass. --Haliman - Talk 02:55, 29 July 2009 (BST)

I love how you talk about childish remarks only to follow it up yourself with a personal insult. Also, recentchanges > your contribs.--Thadeous Oakley 10:37, 29 July 2009 (BST)

Is there some forum I can go to to report that Haliman111 wears lingerie and masturbates with extra chunky peanut butter? He can't prove he doesn't, so obviously it's true. I need to make sure everyone knows about it because it's so fucking important! Hey guys, am I playing the game right now?!?!?! --M4rduK 12:30, 29 July 2009 (BST)

The same one I go to for you guys. --Haliman - Talk 16:15, 29 July 2009 (BST)

Report us as much as you like because we simply don't care - especially about anything posted at that awful excuse for a site. Oh no! a bunch of cry babies don't like us - boo fucking hoo. Just don't post here asking why we won't tell you anything. Seriously, we have standards and neither you, the beavers or any of the coma victims we were forced to communicate with there come close. --Roorgh 23:11, 29 July 2009 (BST)

Playing the game fairly makes us cry babies now? --Haliman - Talk 03:37, 30 July 2009 (BST)

No, whining like a bitch makes you a cry baby. All you've added to this entire conversation so far is that we're zergs (based on what exactly?) unless we tell you more about us. That's piss poor justification for anything. Our forum is just that, our forum, of which UD is just a tiny part and we're selective about who is gets in. There's no requirement to open it up to every moron that plays UD - all many of you would end up doing is polluting the place. We don't need more noise. So toddle off to zombies.dementiastudios.org and bitch about us there with the other delusional and opinionated morons that are willing to claim an entire group must be zergs based on the fact that we're kicking you ass. --Roorgh 07:59, 30 July 2009 (BST)

I fucking hate everyone. Here I was having a pretty decent and amusing covnversation with these guys and you all ruin it with your petty idiocy. ;_; --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 04:22, 29 July 2009 (BST)

<3 --Haliman - Talk 05:09, 29 July 2009 (BST)

I like these people. And yes, I do believe M4rduK about the Haliman thing. I'd be too afraid to try and find proof or look at it if anyone could find it. --Dark Blue Helmet 02:21, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Aww, Helmet put on the big boy pants trying to fill the shoes of his predecessor. Ffs man, you weren't even an admin when you first got DoIA when Thad "retired." You also just openly endorsed zergs. Then again, if you can't beat them, join them. --Haliman - Talk 03:36, 30 July 2009 (BST)

You know sir bun bun's, this is your page. If Haliman is annoying you as much as he is annoying me right now, just tell him to gtfo.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 04:14, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. SA, why you gotta ruin the fun? --Haliman - Talk 04:44, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Really Haliman, that's the best you got? Oh no, I'm scared. --Dark Blue Helmet 12:03, 30 July 2009 (BST)

That isn't the best I've got. I've got more if you want :) --Haliman - Talk 17:30, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Clearly you make friends wherever you go ya extra chunky peanut butter molesting freak. May I suggest pulling it out of the jar and using that massive amount of time to instead learn how to play the game properly. Now you've had plenty of posts to say even one worthwhile thing and you've yet to do so. So if this is all you've got I suggest you take it to your talk page or back to your group masturbation buddies. Further vacuous posts will simply be deleted to avoid bunnies wasting their time reading such dross. --Roorgh 18:45, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Anyone else find it hilarious Haliman actually applied to be staff here?--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 22:21, 30 July 2009 (BST)

*raises hand* --DBHT 23:22, 30 July 2009 (BST)

I can only assume the deluded muppet decided there hadn't been enough drama recently from poor editing or bad decision making... --Roorgh 22:44, 30 July 2009 (BST)

*also raises hand* I don't think I've had a more fun read in a looooooonnnggggg while... But it does prove my point of never engaging in wiki drama. You see, if we all just spent all the time you do bickering on the wiki doing something productive, maybe we'd all get somewhere. But I'm rambling. Cheers from Umbrella, Bunnies! Leon Cane 00:58, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Is it a red and white umbrella ? And if so, should you not sponsor us :) --Rottentinfish 23:02, 30 August 2009 (BST)