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You *do* realise nobody can contact you if you don't provide a usable contact point, right? <tt>:P</tt> {{User:Revenant/Sig}} 12:02, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
Need to talk to someone in Illuminati? Find us in game or contact [http://forums.urbandead.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=128 CiscoKitty] or [http://forums.urbandead.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=111 Duck] at Brainstock, or post a little something here! Enjoy!!!  [[User:Divs|Divs]] 21:56, 5 June 2010 (BST)


Thank you, Rev, we are aware.  Contact information was withheld intentionally as we did not wish to be available until this time.  Those damned Freemasons can be pesky. --[[User:Ciscokitty|Ciscokitty]] 20:23, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
:Not to mention the mysterious "Cheeseman Muncher"... --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 04:13, 3 January 2010 (UTC)


== Excuse me but why? ==
== Missive of Great Import ==


Greetings and good day to you. I only logged into the game a few minutes ago and found out that I was murdered yesterday. If it is not to much trouble I would like to know why. I was sleeping in Thristle Bank, Chudleyton, when AidenFury (of The Saints) installed a genny. A little bit later Ciscokitty came in and fueled the genny. Then she said and I quote, Ciscokitty said "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We're here to make a withdrawal...of undesirables ;)". After that Robert Dick from you're folk killed FireVixen (no relation), I will make note that I have revived Robert on a previous occasion. Right after that Cisco Kitty preceeded to shoot me to death and then dump my body outside. I just wish to know why I was killed by a bounty hunter, especially since it seemed that Cisco Kitty was on good terms with Tsubasa Kurosaki a comrade of mine. I bid you good night and hope that I will get a response. Happy dreams.
'''From:''' The Stolid and Knowing Gaze of the All-Seeing Eye


--[[User:Firenomad|Nomad]] 04:47, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
'''To:''' No one, insofar as the recipients hereof do not exist.
:[http://ud-malton.info/rg/i/908688 You had a rapsheet]. Although it is a small one, you have a rapsheet with the RG, so she had to kill ya. Hope I could help. --{{User:Haliman111/sig}} 05:00, 10 January 2010 (UTC)


Anime... I knew never checking the RG would bite me one day. I suppose that is what I get for shooting a murderer right after they kill someone else. Well then could you please have Cisco post that kill so that I can get this junk off of my name, I get killed often enough without help from bounty hunters. Oh and please don't say, had to, since everything is a choice. Thank you for the prompt response Haliman I hope that I won't need to meet you're folk like this again. --[[User:Firenomad|Nomad]] 05:24, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
'''Re:''' Membership in a benign social club devoted to community service
 
Gentlemen, Ladies or Other Entities,
 
Your humble servant and known Emanantizer of the Eschaton [E.B. Farnum][http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1007112] would have further talks with you. Not, it should be said, about any particular order of higher-knowledge and wisdom, as, after detailed and extensive research, I have verified that such an organization does not exist.
 
While not officially reporting in any capacity, your friend E.B. (once a humble hotelier noted for his good deeds and charitable practices) has been devoted to dispatching the disorderly riff-raff of Malton for some time.
 
(As such, it saddens your friend to report that [a small dossier][http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1007112] on him exists in the Rogues Gallery. A quick look will show that every person who reported him either now has a PK record of their own or once did. It should also be noted that, in an act surely intended for the greater good, an Enlightened One named Ciscokitty once dispensed what appeared to be righteous justice upon my own self. There are no hard feelings -- although I do have a tailor's bill I'd love to discuss).***
 
If anyone has the desire for further discussions, I await your guidance.
 
E.B.
 
*** Said discussion is not meant in any way to suggest Ciscokitty is a member of any secret organization devoted to world domination. That's just silly.
--[[User:E B Farnum|E B Farnum]] 18:00, 23 September 2010 (BST)
 
Mr Farnum Please check your talk page. [[User:Divs|Divs]] 03:34, 4 October 2010 (BST)
 
== :( ==
As much as I respect secret new world orders, you guys could at least have killed me with correct grammar *shakes fist*. Although, the tip of the top hat and buckshot shotgun shells were pretty effective! You guys would do well as PKers. Just sayin'. {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 13:13, 8 March 2011 (UTC)
 
:Well DevilAsh after reading your post I can only assume you have met Mr. Duck J.  I am a bit surprised by the fact that he actually warned you. He must have thought
you deserved the respect.  Anyway Mr. Duck has never claimed to be an English professor but give the guy a shotgun and he can paint a masterpiece  [[User:Divs|Divs]] 07:35, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
::Paint a masterpiece? Okay, i was joking before, but you guys should just don the PKers top hat already, you'd do a good job in our ranks -- we're all about the artwork! {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 11:00, 26 March 2011 (UTC)
 
== The RG sucks ==
 
I was PKed, er...Bounty Hunted by Duck J in my own establishment. A quick look at out wiki page will establish that [[The Burchell Arms Regulars]] are good guys.  The Rogues Gallery is compromised; my "victims" are well known PKers and GKers. We don't use the RG in the NE corner and rely on local lists for this reason.  Please see the BAR's [[The_Burchell_Arms_Regulars/BlackList|Deadbeat List]] or the [[Dulston_Alliance/BlackList| DA Blacklist]] for better local info.  I'll take my apology in beer.
[[User:Jesussante|Jesus Sante]] <sup>[[CFT]]</sup> 02:58, 21 June 2011 (BST)
:Ahhh so your saying you got claimed by the [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/top/days:5000/type:bounty #7 All-Time Bounty Hunter] because you had a bounty on the RG that really sucks. :) [[User:Divs|Divs]] 17:54, 10 July 2011 (BST)

Latest revision as of 16:56, 10 July 2011

Need to talk to someone in Illuminati? Find us in game or contact CiscoKitty or Duck at Brainstock, or post a little something here! Enjoy!!! Divs 21:56, 5 June 2010 (BST)


Missive of Great Import

From: The Stolid and Knowing Gaze of the All-Seeing Eye

To: No one, insofar as the recipients hereof do not exist.

Re: Membership in a benign social club devoted to community service

Gentlemen, Ladies or Other Entities,

Your humble servant and known Emanantizer of the Eschaton [E.B. Farnum][1] would have further talks with you. Not, it should be said, about any particular order of higher-knowledge and wisdom, as, after detailed and extensive research, I have verified that such an organization does not exist.

While not officially reporting in any capacity, your friend E.B. (once a humble hotelier noted for his good deeds and charitable practices) has been devoted to dispatching the disorderly riff-raff of Malton for some time.

(As such, it saddens your friend to report that [a small dossier][2] on him exists in the Rogues Gallery. A quick look will show that every person who reported him either now has a PK record of their own or once did. It should also be noted that, in an act surely intended for the greater good, an Enlightened One named Ciscokitty once dispensed what appeared to be righteous justice upon my own self. There are no hard feelings -- although I do have a tailor's bill I'd love to discuss).***

If anyone has the desire for further discussions, I await your guidance.

E.B.

      • Said discussion is not meant in any way to suggest Ciscokitty is a member of any secret organization devoted to world domination. That's just silly.

--E B Farnum 18:00, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Mr Farnum Please check your talk page. Divs 03:34, 4 October 2010 (BST)

:(

As much as I respect secret new world orders, you guys could at least have killed me with correct grammar *shakes fist*. Although, the tip of the top hat and buckshot shotgun shells were pretty effective! You guys would do well as PKers. Just sayin'. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 13:13, 8 March 2011 (UTC)

Well DevilAsh after reading your post I can only assume you have met Mr. Duck J. I am a bit surprised by the fact that he actually warned you. He must have thought

you deserved the respect. Anyway Mr. Duck has never claimed to be an English professor but give the guy a shotgun and he can paint a masterpiece Divs 07:35, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

Paint a masterpiece? Okay, i was joking before, but you guys should just don the PKers top hat already, you'd do a good job in our ranks -- we're all about the artwork! --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 11:00, 26 March 2011 (UTC)

The RG sucks

I was PKed, er...Bounty Hunted by Duck J in my own establishment. A quick look at out wiki page will establish that The Burchell Arms Regulars are good guys. The Rogues Gallery is compromised; my "victims" are well known PKers and GKers. We don't use the RG in the NE corner and rely on local lists for this reason. Please see the BAR's Deadbeat List or the DA Blacklist for better local info. I'll take my apology in beer. Jesus Sante CFT 02:58, 21 June 2011 (BST)

Ahhh so your saying you got claimed by the #7 All-Time Bounty Hunter because you had a bounty on the RG that really sucks. :) Divs 17:54, 10 July 2011 (BST)