Talk:Oedipus Wrecks

A Contradiction

"Zergs need not apply." I'm sure that pretty much means this group's actual membership number is zero. Plenty of evidence to go around that you took advantage of zergs. Plenty of evidence indeed. Go ahead and remove this. This'll be easily dug up from the history tab anyways, with it being the first edit and all. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 08:36, 31 March 2012 (BST)

The Accurate Depiction

Now why would we bother to delete this when it's so obviously sour grapes? You got beat...you cry zerg...and you think this reflects on us? No, Axe, we will leave your clumsy, transparent excuses entirely unmolested as a monument to your colossal dipshititude. Regrettably, we can't say the same about your mom.

--Natasha Fatale 23:40, 31 March 2012 (BST)

Just wanted to say

Love the name. Ladies. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 16:46, 2 July 2012 (BST)

Ahem

"Currently in Chancelwood and Earltown where we have claimed Haslock NT after 5 days. Still holding the NT and delivering brains to the ferals courtesy of our Chez Wrecks outreach program" should be changed to "Currently in the streets of Chancelwood after our ejection from Haslock NT. From outside we are gazing, mystified, at the lights within, perplexed by the sounds of partying and drinking and bewildered by the sweet smell of baking pies."
YW!! :D Marcel Swann 17:53, 11 July 2012 (BST)

The Malton Rangers popped by our page to say hello, delightful! Marcel, thanks for the reminder to update the front page. Of course, it's gonna be tricky keeping the status update fresh considering all the rapid changes in Haslock's status now that you all have arrived. We really enjoyed the DWO drunken revelry for about 12 hours last night before being shown the door. I suppose it goes without saying that you won't be able to keep the OW gals out so long as that tasty Det. Briscoe is inside! Now... whose idea was it to denote Haslock NT as safe? *looks bemused* Stay classy! --Natasha Fatale 02:30, 13 July 2012 (BST)

Ah, sorry about that eviction, but it turns out that murdering our friends and allies in front of our eyes is a violation of the rental agreement! Now as for Haslock's designation as safe, that was me, and it might just be this fifth of Jack Daniels talking, but I myself feel safe as houses! (by the way, medical studies show that drinking a fifth of Jack every day reduces awareness of zombie attacks by over 90%. True fact.) Having been alerted that OW gals are on their way, Det Briscoe is attempting to pick the locks with his teeth on the chastity belt we make him wear during full moons. Don't be strangers! :D Marcel Swann 03:42, 13 July 2012 (BST)

Ah ah ah! It's only murder if you're not fighting back. :) --Penguinpyro - 04:27, 13 July 2012 (BST)

There's really only one way to settle this Haslock thing. Mud wrestling. Our best gal vs yours. Fortunately, I happen to also hold an advance degree from the Paul E. Shore Academy of Umpiring and would be honored to officiate. My resume is fairly extensive. Det Briscoe 04:30, 14 July 2012 (BST)

Hmmm, the old I'm-a-degreed-mudwrestling-officiant story, eh? I'm not fallin' for that...again!--Natasha Fatale 06:13, 14 July 2012 (BST)

In that case...have you seen my Nobel Peace Prize? Det Briscoe 00:54, 15 July 2012 (BST)

Umm, Det, does winka know what you're volunteering her for?Marcel Swann 16:58, 18 July 2012 (BST)

Pffff...winka could take any two of 'em with one hand tied behind her back and a jug of Burgundy's best duct taped to her other.. Det Briscoe 17:54, 18 July 2012 (BST)

Did I die? Is this heaven? -- Marcel Swann 19:10, 18 July 2012 (BST)

Nope, you're just dreaming in an easily retaken Haslock. I won't wake you. Det Briscoe 19:23, 18 July 2012 (BST)

That was pretty easy, wasn't it? I thought it was just me. -- Marcel Swann 19:45, 18 July 2012 (BST)

It could well be. Someone mentioned to them that you'd be returning to Haslock in full Swann gladiatrix regalia. Talk about Oedipal trainwrecks.....Det Briscoe 00:58, 19 July 2012 (BST)

I had to google "gladiatrix". And yes, I can see how that would cause OW to run away in terror. Unfortunately, we cannot ask them, as they are nowhere in sight. -- Marcel Swann 23:09, 19 July 2012 (BST)

The Bill for Your MCM Buffet

"Excuse me! Can one of you very stuffed zombies point out Natasha Fatale? I have the buffet bill here for her, tip included of course! You all had quite the feast and we would hate to see you all slip out before paying the bill. *winks* If you know what I mean...

Seriously though, excellent attack and delivery! I haven't seen that good of an attack since well the good old days of the RRF. *wipes a tear from her eye* Just a beatiful thing to behold....Hats off to you all Oedipus Wrecks!

• sets down the bill and starts to back off through the door* I'll just come back for this after desert..."
  --QBee 17:29, 15 August 2012 (BST)