Talk:Philosophe Knights/Theater

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Classy. Fucking classy. -- Spiderzed 20:44, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

You are too kind, sir. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 21:20, 5 December 2010 (UTC)
Can we expect a conclusion in the upcoming days? I liked where the story was going. ~ Red Hawk One Talk | space for lease 21:35, 5 December 2010 (UTC)
That would be telling. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 21:44, 5 December 2010 (UTC)

Foulkes Village

Nice to see that continued. I only wonder how it comes that Mazu talks at 9 minutes before, after being shot by Zipo the very same minute, without any ?rise/revivified message inbetween. -- Spiderzed 19:26, 15 November 2011 (UTC)

I dumped him so they had to go out and get him and they were quite fast about it. I would like to point out thou at least one member of the audience survived sorry to say.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆/CAPD 03:19, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
So he got dumped, revived, re-entered, and resumed the play without any notable delay? That is impressive coordination, to say the least. -- Spiderzed 20:13, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
Death? Pah! This is THEATRE! His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  20:21, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
No, like any true PKer, Mazu is a Hacker (and a teenage 40-year-old virgin) who broke into the game's code in order to stop his character from ever becoming a zombie, or lying down. He simply dies and resumes life immediately. No coordination was needed, as the entire performance was done via zerg alts. Also, griefing, pedophilia, having no life, omg Goons, and [choice vulgarity].
The Natural Order of Things has been restored. Your day may continue. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 20:24, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
40-year... that was uncalled for!
Aye, it was a blinder, but I still think it'd be better as a musical. With a cute dance number. And lift the bloody robes a bit while you're at it, give us a peek. --Suze 20:54, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
We'd need to hire a set of showgirls/men for the robe lifting. The unions really come down hard on the do-it-yourself troupes. And if you really want another show performed for your charming company of lolz-enforcers, then we shall have to reschedule our entire tour. Hmph, the demands of the public...--DTPraise KnowledgePK 20:58, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
Boo I want no hired showpeeps, what's the point in that. I want proper knights. How am I supposed to settle on a favourite, without at least a glimpse of pasty shins?
As for rescheduling... well how's saving some face as motivation? 33 - 21, I believe, as of now. You owe to yourself. --Suze 21:13, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
Ow ow ow. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 21:20, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
My dear, even if we did owe anything to ourselves (and the Philosophe Knights are indebted to nobody but the Ignorant, for the price of Education), the show must go on. It is a brutal taskmaster, but the demand for entertainment has never been higher than in these troubled days of ignorance and complacency. There are venues across the city which require our presence, and audiences which wait upon our arrival with bated breath.
While parting with your delightful company, Ms. Popham, will surely be difficult, ours is the life of the wandering actor, and the profession of the teacher is filled with sorrows and what-might-have-beens. It is the curse of those sworn to duty.
Getting our actors to sing, on the other hand, might be feasible. Thank you for being such a...lively audience, and Praise Knowledge. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 21:33, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
I am desolate. You'll leave me here to shoot zombies :(
Still, I understand, of course. Godspeed, all the best to you and the troupe, kisses to all.
... but, pfft hey? At least Luke took off his shirt. --Suze 21:43, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
Oh, don't be sad! We'll write every day! But...who's Luke? You aren't seeing someone behind our backs, are you? --DTPraise KnowledgePK 21:46, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
There is no need to worry Miss. Popham. We know you already know you have a favorite my dear and I have been practicing my Tango just for you señora.