Talk:Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia

Haha... okay then! --Suburban Ed 00:43, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Request for Aid

We see that you are members of the Malton Uprising, and therefor opponents of tyranny and oppression. We wish to bring your attention to another case of tyranny and oppression. The Imperium, which also is a member of the Uprising, has launched three attacks now on the Gibsonton Squatters, without any bloodshed from the Squatters in return. These attacks have been aimed to silence our voices and drive us from the suburb they seek hegemony over. We are badly outnumbered and fighting to save ourselves from total destruction. This is exactly the kind of action the Malton Uprising was meant to oppose. We beg you, as free people, to oppose this action, either by cutting ties with the Imperium or by aiding us in our struggle for autonomy and liberty from their rule. --Fenian 03:38, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Why?

Why did you PK a level 3 player named Poo Puncher on 10/30/07? He was barely managing to stay alive when you killed him. - Grinkov

Isn't it obvious? He was quite clearly a tyrant oppressing the lowest peoples of Malton. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 18:35, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Indeed. I've heard reports of his actions. He apparently has a habit of referring to the poor as 'poo', perhaps as a derogatory ephithet or perhaps due to an unusual accent. As his name implies, he enjoys punching such downtrodden souls, often employing a team of up to four eunuchs to assist him. Once again, Suburban Ed strikes against despotism on behalf of the silent masses. --Sir Bob Fortune ^{RR - FEZ - ATO} 21:51, 2 November 2007 (UTC)