Talk:The Ridleybank Resistance Front/Archive

the corleone family

we know who you are, were you are, and your daily routine. on the 5th of november, we will rain glourious hell fire on your dammed suburb! TO many mobsters have lost their lives to you jerks. Or beloved elroyblues was killed by an RRF member. This is our declarration of war on you low unlifes.May the rats feast on your innards.

We are quite happy that you have enjoyed our services, but Ridleybank is not the place to go. Please find the current location of Excursion for the most prompt service. --Sirens^{T RR} 14:27, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Come, let us make you an offer you can't refuse... Petrosjko 20:09, 21 April 2006 (BST)

zig heil assholes- don corleone

My daily routine consists of bashing barricades and eating survivors. And you say you know this? Did you determine that all by yourself? Smart boy... --Mookiemookie 14:47, 26 April 2006 (BST)

A mini-troll! Thats SO CUTE --Sirens^{T RR} 15:04, 26 April 2006 (BST)

Fine, you can keep him. But you have to take care of him, make sure he's properly watered, fed, and above all else, bathed. By the way guys, Sonny's a zombie now. Petrosjko 21:34, 26 April 2006 (BST)

If I do all that, won't he stay alive? --Sirens^{T RR} 23:18, 26 April 2006 (BST)

"By the way guys, Sonny's a zombie now." I want you to use all your powers and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way. Look how they massacred my boy. Saromu 21:28, 28 April 2006 (BST)

i hate sonny he is on several pker bounty lists, has numerous contracts on him and the malton rangers/ corleone/ channel 4 news team all have him on their kill list - Unsigned by Bob8914

Because Level 1 Zombies PK everybody. I suppose that proves the worthlessness of those lists. – Nubis ^NWO 00:12, 4 May 2006 (BST)

Yay for harmanz and their stupidity! Saromu 00:16, 4 May 2006 (BST)

About the RRF Wiki page

Since RRF seems to be spanning several subgroups, I'm starting to think that it would be better to move RRF as a wiki category. What do you think? --Seagull Flock 09:51, 19 Dec 2005 (GMT)

I'd say yes, but not yet. I don't think we have enough written about the sub groups like the Night Owls and Barah Brigade to fill individual articles yet, but I do see us breaking things up like that eventually. Nervie 12:28, 19 Dec 2005 (GMT)

General Talk

Good press

AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA this | article is flattering and annoying at the same time. I read it and couldn't stop laughing. It's one of the funniest things I have read lateley. Those captions were worth the whole thing. This is actually quite well written. :P Thanks for the press, and see you again soon. ;) --MaulMachine

Glad you enjoyed it. We're quite proud to have a talented writer like Dangermouse producing our press materials --Petrosjko 15:18, 4 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Well, my char accidentally just bought Brain Rot, so...yeah. ._. Might as well try some BARHAH --MaulMachine 17:39, 4 January 2006 (EST)

Question

Is the RRF actively attacking Crossman Grove PD in Darvall Heights, or are the RRF members currently seiging the one building simple run-offs from the Mall who are not under RRF orders? -- Amazing 21:48, 28 March 2006 (BST)

We have no organized forces up there. Anybody up there is doing their own thing. Petrosjko 00:03, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Another Question

This is ShadowScope again, the person who posted on the false RRF page and got embrassed. I am personally glad that that was just a joke, so the human farms will remain intact and alive. Would you be interested in trading with the Republic of Scarletwood, an indepedent nation that is netural in the Zombie-Human War and accept members from both sides. We have restarted a vodka factory (which is really good, by the way, would go well with a couple of brains), and the zombie portion of the Nation, notably me, the President of the Republic, would love to taste brains from these farms. Prehaps we could arrange a trade deal: trading vodka for brains. We are also interested in investing in these farms, knowing of the profit margins involved in providing food for a growing species, and maybe even establish some farms on our property. Prehaps we could sell the brains to other zombie hordes, similar to what McZeds are doing.

If you are interested, please reply.

(OOC NOTE: The above deal is just basically setting up a trade deal, for RP purposes)--ShadowScope 04:15, 4 April 2006 (BST)

(OOC- Cool. I like this.) Certainly we would be interested in establishing commerce with our noble fellow zombies, as part of consolidating and expanding our control over the zombie city of Malton. What sort of exchange would you be interested in? Petrosjko 03:35, 6 April 2006 (BST)

The Republic serves both humans and zombies, and its neturality means it cannot engage in the Zombie-Human War. Therefore, it cannot engage in the fine art of eating brains by attacking the Humans, hence why we would like to talk to you. What we are proposing is a trade. Vodka for Human Brains. Vodka goes well with the homegrown human brains, and you get to help support a new nation rise from the ashes of Malton.

We also appluad the efforts of Ridleybank's scienists in creating advanced cures, and becoming a rival to NecroTech. Our health care system is in shambles, and we would like assistance to help improve the system, allowing us to surivie any dangerous outbreaks, and keeping members of the Republic suriving and working, wheter alive, or unalive.

We hope for the contiuned prosperity of the RRF.--ShadowScope 00:45, 8 April 2006 (BST)

just a quick question Has the rrf moved on from roftwood yet? after your unprovoked attacks on VDO safehouses we just managed to pull the team back together thanks to a couple of freelance scientists. i just want to know if its safe to show my face outside again Sgt Prof semaj

As far as I know, we don't have any organized forces up there, as Excursion is currently in the area around Tompson Mall. As for "Unprovoked Attacks," don't you think that phrase is a little silly? We are zombies after all ;) --Mia K ^(sotss) 23:41, 18 April 2006 (BST)

i dont call 23 rrf members banging on our door silly. i dont call it unorginised either and if youre all at the mall then how come i keep shooting your members. u sure ur not still in roftwood Blazefire 07:49, 27 April 2006 (BST)

Like I said, as far as I know there's no organized forces up there. The beauty of the RRF is that not all of the members have to follow the group leadership. Maybe we have a strike team up there, maybe we don't. And yes, it is kind of silly. As Zombies, we need no excuse or provocation to randomly select a place, crack it open, and munch on the nice juicy braaaaaaaains. --Sirens^{T RR} 12:25, 27 April 2006 (BST)

that would be true if it werent for the fact that it was only our safehouses that were attacked. the poliece station and nt building right beside us. if that was a random attack then why hit the factory with maybe 10 survivors it it over the buisy nt building with over fifty people inside. im sick of this converstaion but i have this to say if you are the RIDLEYBANK resistence force then GET TO HELL OUT OF ROFTWOOD Blazefire 22:17, 27 April 2006 (BST)

Sure. Your little threat there has caused all eight hundred and fifty of us to quake in fear. We'll get right on that.--Jorm 22:23, 27 April 2006 (BST)

lol there is absolutely no need to remind me of your numbers i know you could wipe us out within hours but i dont believe youve got half those numbers. with a group as big as yours you wouldnt notice if some idled and didnt log back on. and having all your members check in would be grossly ineficent. it doesent matter even if you only had a quater of those numbers you could still wipe us out but for a few problems.

1 you have no idea where we are 2 we are to small for you to bother with anyway 3 we're suburbs away from you (you can search roftwood all you like we arent there)

so go burn in hell the lot of you Blazefire 07:55, 1 May 2006 (BST)

*Single Emo Tear* --Zaruthustra-Mod 08:01, 1 May 2006 (BST)

english plz i dont speak zombie Prof semaj 06:55, 2 May 2006 (BST)

Ah-ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah! "english plz i dont speak zombie". HA HAHAH! Man. And you're probably unaware of the irony. Too precious. --Jorm 06:57, 2 May 2006 (BST)

no i dont see the irony unless you are implying that i will be speaking zombie soon in which case come and eat lead Prof semaj 04:55, 4 May 2006 (BST)

i still want to know what the hell your on about

Nice threat especially when you're main character is dead. "Class: Zombie" Barhah muthafucka. Saromu 22:12, 4 May 2006 (BST)

PWNT--Mpaturet 22:25, 4 May 2006 (BST)

yes i am a zombie at the moment i wasnt yesterday but i am now. it doesent matter if im dead or alive either way youll still die whether i shoot you revive you or rip your throat out. Prof semaj 05:34, 5 May 2006 (BST)

wait a minute what the fuck is going on here saromu arent you the leader of the santurbury renegades? what the hell do you think your doing your supposed to be a survivor Prof semaj 05:37, 5 May 2006 (BST)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You haven't been paying attention have you. Saromu is no more. There is only Zuul Sonny. Seriosuly Saromu got tired of silly survivors and their politics and is now a brother in BARHAH--Mpaturet 05:56, 5 May 2006 (BST)

ANSWER To your question on why you guys are so victimized, it's probably because of this:"if youre all at the mall then how come i keep shooting your members. u sure ur not still in roftwood Blazefire 07:49, 27 April 2006 (BST)" If you keep shooting our members you leave a scent trail. this trail leads back to your safehouse. Then that zombie posts it on the boards and goes there and cracks your safehouse along with any tagalongs. Then he groans, inviting all other zombies to feast. Then you die. Then you whine about it.--Mpaturet 06:03, 5 May 2006 (BST)

Several things that you'll need to know. 1. The Stanbury Renegades have been pretty much dead for months. Only a few people that I kept in contact with but all have quit now. 2. I was leader of the Alliance of Giddings until dipshits blamed me for contacting a group that was once created by a man who was a closet case Nazi. So I told humanity to fuck itself and defected. 3. I'm now known as Sonny Corleone, dead gangster of the RRF. 4. Barhah muthafucka. Saromu 02:57, 6 May 2006 (BST)

that would be a possibility if it werent for the fact that they were all rrf members no ferals also i didnt hear any groans no this was a fairly orginised attack. And as for you saromu or whatever your name is you are a discrace. youve betrayed your team and every team that layed trust in you. oh and stop puting up that banner, stop swearing and stop being an asshat Prof semaj 08:51, 6 May 2006 (BST)

I'm a disgrace? Want to know what's a real disgrace. Harmanz that take the game too seriously and ruin everyone elses fun. I had fun as a harman but people took it way too seriously thinking everything that was happening was real. So I defected because of those asshats. Now I'm much happier, I get to have fun, and I realize how stupid harmanz can be. And that banner kicks ass. Saromu 16:41, 6 May 2006 (BST)

okay actually the banner is quite cool i just really dont like people swearing at me Prof semaj 03:37, 7 May 2006 (BST)

That'a boy! Saromu 03:44, 7 May 2006 (BST)

of course that doesent mean i wont shoot you all on sight Prof semaj 05:36, 12 May 2006 (BST)

Darling, if I see you in game, you're going to be too busy trying to get the banana out of your arse to shoot me. ZAMBAH BANANA GANGBANG. -Wyn ^(talk!) 07:50, 12 May 2006 (BST)

that is so wrong on so many levels what you do with banannas in your own time is your own buisness and i dont really want to know about it Prof semaj 10:26, 12 May 2006 (BST)

what no smart reply or have you finally realized what sikkoes you all are and that youve growen brain rot in real life Prof semaj 05:04, 15 May 2006 (BST)

• Compared to your witless spam responses, anything I type is - by default - smart. However, I simply have better things to do than respond to someone who obviously doesn't have anything better to do than to bug people on their group's talk page. You're very low on my list of priorities. And by the way, if you thought you were being original, try again. Prof should be 'Professor', and 'semaj' is just 'James' backwards without proper capitalization. Your lack of creativity makes zombie Jesus cry. How's that for smart? -Wyn ^(talk!)
  • And PS: The 'irony' Jorm was referring to earlier? Your 'I don't speak zombie' comment, when you obviously type in brainless net-English rather than proper Queen's English or American English. Just to clarify. ;) -Wyn ^(talk!) 05:32, 15 May 2006 (BST)

WAR!

"You have gone to far, the time of peace is over! Now is the time that we declare War on all zombie kind! The Shining Ones, The Ridleybank Resistance Front, and the Church of the Resurrection have grown too strong. That is why 501st Armed Division declares War on all 3!"

• I think I speak for us all when I say, "whoop-dee-the-fuck-doo."--Mookiemookie 22:32, 18 April 2006 (BST)
• Umm, how is this different from your usual stance? And there's a slight flaw with that plan. --Prosperina 00:36 19 April 2006 (BST)
  • What's the flaw? --Mia K ^(sotss) 00:43, 19 April 2006 (BST)
  • Never fight a multiple front war. Ever. Right up there with never getting involved with a land war in Asia.--Prosperina 00:51 19 April 2006 (BST)
    • We have a front other than the word in our name?? OH! Oh. You mean THEM. --Mia K ^(sotss) 01:30, 19 April 2006 (BST)
• I don't know about Mookie, but I'm all up for this. Then again, I'm twisted, sooooo... --Mia K ^(sotss) 00:43, 19 April 2006 (BST)
  • "That is why 501st Armed Division declares War on all 3!" And that's why the RRF declares war on all 7! And by that, I mean all 7 members of the 501 Armed Division. --Mookiemookie 14:42, 26 April 2006 (BST)
• Sorry, you're a little late. War's over, we won. You are invited to the victory party, though. Please to be bringing your braaaaaaaaains. Petrosjko 01:43, 19 April 2006 (BST)
  • SHHHHHHSH! They don't know that! --Mia K ^(sotss) 01:58, 19 April 2006 (BST)
• Incidentally these people are anti-revive. So once you kill them, I'm assuming that they choose to stay dead?--Mpaturet 06:04, 5 May 2006 (BST)

Some repartee in regard to the 5th of November

Greetings to you dear enemy.
As the progenitor of the 5th of November campaign, or V for Ridleybank as some of my dear fellows have started calling it, I heartily welcome your fiesty boasting and friendly rancour. I pray and desire that on the day of our glorious meeting we shall bow to each other exquisitely low and enjoy the bloody fight that ensues. Of course I mean no ill of you bar the disintergration of your hold over Ridleybank, and regretfully, the total death of all of your number still within the boundaries of said suburb. In short, I wish you the best of defence when we meet and am glad to the brim that you have taken such a spirited angle to the whole affair. Warm regards and the utmost respect, Codename V 14:25, 21 April 2006 (BST)

So, yeah. In. . . seven months or so, we'll look forward to eating you.--Jorm 22:25, 27 April 2006 (BST)

Speaking of boasting, I got bored and modified their template to make this new one:

	Remember, Remember the 5th of November
	This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!

{{NovemberFeast}}

Happy eating! --TheTeeHeeMonster 22:39, 29 April 2006 (BST)

Yeah, so we are gonna have a massive feast on November 5th? Sweet, thanks for the meal. Bring some tacos, nachos, and tortillas too, that way you huys can live when you wimpily barricade yoursleves into buildings, WHICH WE MORTAGES TO. -Zombie

Wondering if you could help

Hey there zombie thrillers. I was wondering if any of you could help me out. You see, I'm looking to contact The Gingerbread Men in relation to a confusion over a revive point in West Becktown. The problem is, I've posted on their page, but I get the feeling it won't be seen. I know you two groups have a history, so maybe one of you knows a member I can talk to on their discussion page to get the ball rolling. I know I'm a survivour blah blah blah, but this is more for helpfulness between players my dear sweet fellows. Much love and barhah, Rip purr 02:11, 22 April 2006 (BST)

The L2K board is where you'll find the Gingerbraaaaaains. http://s14.invisionfree.com/Urbandead_l2k/index.php Petrosjko 21:23, 24 April 2006 (BST)

Info From The 501st

We have noticed some of your history, SO let me ask you one question, How Do you feel about the Pker Group called DARIS. How do you feel of thier Partner group called, The Many. Now tell us What you thin if we told you that you pal Xyu Was once a member of Both, and We have evidance, Nay Proff that he Is a leading member of the Sons of DARIS. Tell me how dose it make you feel. Feel to know that you are being used by a mad man who in the end will stuff you aside and clam PERMANET control over both this City, and This game.

HAY GUYS LOOK! - Caz 08:21, 12 May 2006 (BST)

Well, I don't know what the rest of the RRF would do, but I'd laugh at you. Infact, I'm laughing as I'm typing this. Ha ha. – Nubis ^NWO 01:16, 10 May 2006 (BST)

We think all the drama about DARIS back when it happened was funny. We also think its really funny that you people still think its a big deal. All hail Warlord Xyu, may his name live forever in infamy! --Grim s-^Mod 01:17, 10 May 2006 (BST)

In any case, show us this "Proff" of which you speak. --Grim s-^Mod 01:21, 10 May 2006 (BST)

DARIS is ruining teh game! Sonny Corleone 01:20, 10 May 2006 (BST)

How would it make me feel? Hmmmm.... nah, don't care. -Murgatroid 01:22, 10 May 2006 (BST)

I don't think we'd care one bit. No wait. Scratch that. I know we don't care one bit.--Jorm 02:01, 10 May 2006 (BST)

If you'd actually have paid any attention to our rules, you would have noticed that we do not enforce our members to follow *your* Black/White code of conduct crap. We have members who actually like to get the fullest from this game, be that through PKing, Horde attacks (How the fuck you think this is against the rules is beyond me.), or even something as frowned upon, as Death Cultists, as a part of other groups. If they want to do anything along these lines, as part of another group, that's their business. May I point out to you, that DARIS and The Many have played key roles in the development of this game? If Xyu is (and I doubt he is) a part of either of these groups, or any other groups that don't meet up to your standards, I say fair play to him. If you don't like it, tough shit, we see nothing wrong.

By the way, would this be the same 501st who had "Proof" that we were co-ordinating with Xyu, Sons of DARIS and numourous PK groups and Zambah Groups to mount a major assault on Dunnell Hills? http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Journal:DHPD#April_4th.2C_2006.--Kibbs 05:14, 10 May 2006 (BST)

After re-reading your allegations, I must change my mind. I had earlier cast them aside, but upon further thought, I grow increasingly concerned over the clam permanet issue. I believe that clams should be released for excercise at least twice daily. To net them permanently would be inhumane! Remember, a healthy clam is a happy clam! -Murgatroid 19:58, 10 May 2006 (BST)

What the fuck is up with the 501st? As a new member of the RRF (UD charID 12485 - out of 300k+), I'd be more than happy to take mah zambah to them and kick some ass. -Wyn ^(talk!) 20:02, 10 May 2006 (BST)

Xyu Has another Name in this world, and till this day stoll uses it in secrit to countiue his DARIS work. His name Was LordZomieButt, He was one of the leadeing members of DARIS, If you want more proff look for another man by the name of Willum James Kersley, At one time wnet By only Willum Kersley but changed it resently for some reason, Find Him near by Giddings mall. He is also My contact.

We. Don't. Fucking. Care. You're aware, right, that many RRF elders are members of the Malton DEA, for example? And besides. DARIS is *soooooo* last year. We don't care; we're not going to do anything about it. You can take this statement as fact from the RRF War Council. --Jorm 00:34, 12 May 2006 (BST)

Xyu was part of Paradox though...And Willum James Kersley is a made up character of the Kersley plot. Barhah. Sonny Corleone 00:38, 12 May 2006 (BST)

I'd say get this shit out of our talk page, but admittedly it has made me laugh at a wee hour of the night. Let me fill you in on a few facts- The Many are gone. DARIS is an urban legend. The Sons of DARIS are a prank. And you guys continue to prove yourselves to be jokes. I'd give you a pass for providing amusement, but besmirching the name of the Mighty Warlord Xyu, whose radiant brillance blinds the unworthy, tends to make me think that someday we'll come and break your G.I. Joe figures while you cry. Have a very nice day. Petrosjko 08:17, 12 May 2006 (BST)

There's a reason why I'm a Petrosexual. <3 -Wyn ^(talk!) 20:44, 12 May 2006 (BST)

Paddy broke my G.I. Joe figure... Sonny Corleone 20:50, 12 May 2006 (BST)

I do believe that was me. I still have him, you know, if you want him back.Nervie 21:39, 12 May 2006 (BST)

It's ok. I do not blame you. It's the harmanz fault for not protecting him. I will avenge you G.I. Joe! Sonny Corleone 21:44, 12 May 2006 (BST)

WE HAVE BEEN BETRAYED! OUR MOST STEADFAST OF ALLIES HAS BEEN PROVEN A SCOUNDREL AND MURDERER! VENGEANCE! WE MUST HAVE VENGEANCE FOR THIS VILE BETRAYAL! --Undeadinator 01:01, 16 May 2006 (BST)