Template talk:Ninja

Death to the Ninja dogs!

Yarr! 'Twill not be long afore you scurvy landlubbers are wiped out! I'd stake me affidavit on it! --Cyberbob240^{CDF - Arb - W!} 12:22, 8 May 2006 (BST)

We'll go silently in the night. We fight with honor and skill. And we'll take all your rum before the fight is over! --Niilomaan 12:53, 8 May 2006 (BST)

Your cowardly ways are no match for the power of the cannonball! Our trusty SnifferParrots^TM will detect you! Then we'll descend upon you and annihilate you with our rusty cutlasses! Yarr! --Cyberbob240^{CDF - Arb - W!} 13:01, 8 May 2006 (BST)

No true ninja will ever be sniffed by no bird. Your clumsy cannons can't touch us, nor can your old blades or worthless guns. We'll move like wind and strike like nothing you've ever heard or seen. Our weapons shall taste your flesh and blood, and that makes you already defeated. --Niilomaan 13:21, 8 May 2006 (BST)

Yarr! You speak lies! My trusty cannon has already dispatched a number of your foul brethren! My cutlass has accounted for many more! Ninja are given away by their smell of fish! Their fatal weakness! My mateys and I have trained our SnifferParrots^TM to detect this smell! You are all doomed! Harharharhar! --Cyberbob240^{CDF - Arb - W!} 13:34, 8 May 2006 (BST)

Who are you to call ME lier? You have never even met a real ninja! Because no one ever meets real ninja! You have most likely just killed some other dirty pirates while being totally drunk as usual. And how could any parrot sniff ninja, when it's surrounded by all those smelly pirates that haven't heard the word bath. May your ships me destroyed by oceans and men eaten by Dopefish. (Dopefish would totally beat your stupid Hypnotoad.) --Niilomaan 08:10, 9 May 2006 (BST)

No! I spoke true! We recognised the foes as filthy ninja by the simple fact that they were wearing pyjamas and carrying those funny throwing knives! Yarr! Admit defeat, lest ye feel my wrath! (Hypnotoad would hypnotise Dopefish into killing itself - no defence is strong enough for the Hypnotoad!) --Cyberbob240^{CDF - Arb - W!} 08:40, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Ninja not wear pyjamas! You lie! (Even if we did, it wouldn't be as bad as your stinking scarfs.) For your crimes we'll kill your friends, your family (if you even had one), your dog and your parrot! You can't escape the power of the ninjas. (Dopefish can't be hypnotised. It's too stupid to be hypnotised.) --Niilomaan 09:17, 9 May 2006 (BST)

This article is complete, irredeemable diesel engine. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane™, and freezes at the mouth. If you attempt to read this, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane™ yourself. Or the submitter will steal your oven. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 09:26, 18 May 2006 (BST)

Pff.. No true ninja is that! Tho shall die with the most terrible pain there is! Shurikened butt! --Niilomaan 10:20, 18 May 2006 (BST)

ARRRRG!!! No body love ye scurvy Ninja Ass Admiral's!! Ye all have no phallisi' on ye pelvic region! Take a look! Ninja, Pirate!! See? More linkage on to thee Piratey bounty!! YE HAVE BEEN PWNED!! --CaptainM 09:02, 10 June 2006 (BST)

The numbers matter not. One ninja could take thousands of your kind, if your smell wouldn't be so damn awfull. --Niilomaan 11:41, 10 June 2006 (BST)

Pshhhh, we smell because we relish in his Noodlinesses sauce. We are blessed by HIM and you are shunned. Ninja scum. --CaptainM 08:53, 16 June 2006 (BST)