The Brainies

In a blatant ripoff of the Malton Murder Awards, the zombies of Malton are proud to bring its populace the Brainies. This an awards program dedicated to the heights of zombiedom in Malton.

If you wish to nominate anyone please submit nominations here or on the talk page. The awards will be announced in the not too distant future.

We have our winners!

Group Awards

Deadliest horde in Malton

Large horde, membership has exceeded 100 at one point

Winner: Ridleybank Resistance Front

Deadliest horde in Malton, Small Horde

Small horde, membership has never exceeded 100

Winner: Minions of the Apocalypse

Best new horde

Formed within the last year

Winner: Militant Order of Barhah

Best defunct horde

Winner: Shacknews

Best meal

Favorite harman group to go against

Winner: Channel 4 News Team

Best overall horde

Winner: Ridleybank Resistance Front

Individual Awards

Deadliest Zombie

Winner: Tie

• Experiment 211 -- Eastonwood Ferals
• Bullgod -- Feral Undead

Most innovative Zombie

This award goes to a zombie who has done more, in game or out of game, to keep UrbanDead fresh and fun.

Winner: Jorm -- Militant Order of Barhah

Best snack

Favorite harman to eat

Winner: Ron Burgundy -- Channel 4 News Team

Best youngling

This award goes to a zombie who still doesn't have a full zombie skill set, but best embodies the spirit of BARHAH!

Winner: Angry German Kid -- Feral Undead

Best Bullet Sponge

This award goes to a zombah who has made the harmanz blow endless amounts of AP by absorbing bullet upon bullet.

Winner: Tie

• Maxime -- The Shining Ones
• Zommo -- none

Worst Trenchcoater

This award goes to the harman that embodies the very spirit of trenchcoatery.

Winner: El Noche -- none

The Papa Petro Award for outstanding achievement in the field of BARHAH!

This award goes to a currently playing zombie as the award is already named after Petro.

Winner: XYU -- Mall Tour '07