The Burchell Arms Regulars/Drinks Confessional

The Burchell Arms Regulars The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard - No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! - Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu Burchell Arms Specials This lovely libation was discovered by accident by the BAR's very own Fr. O'Keefe. Think of what he could accomplish if he tried! Confessional In a pitcher, mix: 3 parts sacramental wine (red is preferred) 2 parts brandy 1 part lighter fluid a dollop of O'Keefe's Working Hands cream Stir until the cream is evenly distributed through the pitcher Strain through a cassock and serve in a wine goblet Plastic lime garnish is optional Though it seems extraneous, the Working Hands cream is vital. Our numerous trials at the Burch have shown that without it your urine and sweat will burn for days afterward. WARNING: Do not smoke within 72 hours of mixing, drinking, or seeing a Confessional.