The Burchell Arms Regulars/Ruin

The Burchell Arms Regulars The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard - No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! - Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu Burchell Arms Specials Over the course of several months, BAR Co-Owner Rockefella Plaza (Rocky) perfected this drink. Curiously, his mental and physical health declined steadily throughout the creation process. It is with mixed feelings that we present this drink special. On a positive note, it is delicious and it brought us the Rockefella Plaza that we know today. On the negative side, it brought us the Rockefella Plaza that we know today. Before: After: Rocky's Road to Ruin Served in a lowball glass with crushed ice: 2 parts gin 1 part copier toner (yellow) 1 part clam juice dash of ketchup lime zest garnish with warfarin pellets (or hazelnuts, as you prefer) Mix into shaker Rocky insists on singing "It's raining men" while he shakes the drink; we think it's optional (the shaking, that is). Pour over shaved ice. Shaved ICE. WARNING: This drink ruins lives.