The Evangelical Order of the Return to Eden/Phrasebook

Even DEATH shall not stop Returners from spreading the WORD! Take this HOLY PHRASEBOOK with you on your journeys through NEW EDEN, and use it to enhance your SECULAR ZAMGRH VOCABULARY that you will be able to RATTLE forth our TEACHINGS from your IMMORTAL throat! But do not be COMPLACENT! Invent new ways to communicate the WORD in IMMORTAL form and SHARE them here, that ALL Returners may better spread the GOOD NEWS!

Terms

BLESSED - BRAZZG

CIRCLE, CYCLE, WHEEL - ZARGAHR

ELIXER - ARAGZAH

FRIEND(S) - HRAN(Z)

HOLY, EXALTED, DIVINE, GOOD, GREAT, SACRED - HAHRAH

MIRACLE - MARAGAR

NEW EDEN - NAH AHGAN

NEWS - NAHZ

REBIRTH - RABARZH

REJOICE - RAGAZ

RETURN TO EDEN - RAGARN ZAH AHGAN

SACRED IMMORTAL BEING - ZAMBAH

TEXTS (i.e. the TEACHINGS or the WORD) - BAHG (book)

TRANSFORMATION - ZGANGH (change)

VIRUS - GHARM (germ)

Sample Sermons

Hran! Har ahz NAH AHGAN! Mah harman az bang bang, ah bah zambah! Mah zambah bah RABARN, ah bah harman! Zahz ZGANGH az zah HARAH ZAHGAHR! Bang bang ahz nah za 'ah mah gah' abah! Zahz az zah GAH BAHG! RAGAZ!

FRIEND! This is NEW EDEN! When I am killed as a human, I become a SACRED IMMORTAL! When I am REBORN as a SACRED IMMORTAL, I become a human! This TRANSFORMATION is the GRAND CYCLE! Being killed is nothing to worry about! This is the GOOD NEWS! REJOICE!

HRANZ! Gang az BRAZZG bah HAHRAH GARM an nah mahr bah bang bang! Har az NAH AHGAN!

FRIENDS! We are BLESSED by the EXALTED VIRUS and can no longer die! This is NEW EDEN!