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'''''THANKS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''
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'''''BOTH IN GAME AND NOW HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''
  
  
'''''WE MAKE THE ZERGS LAUGH BEFORE THEY CAN ZERG YOU!'''''
 
 
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'''''We are a collective of several different group appendages attached to the body of the most easily triggered, and hilarious, survivor/zombie (BOTH!) group ever in Malton.'''''
 
 
 
 
 
 
'''Allies:'''
 
 
-Horde supports [[The Jack Yocum]] and has joined its ranks. '''''(Please sign your comment)'''''
 
 
-Cool ranch Doritos are necessary to the continued operation of [[The Jack Yocum]].
 
 
-Zergs support [[The Jack Yocum]] all the way!!
 
 
-'''''More to follow'''''
 
  
  
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'''''WE KILL THE ZERGS BEFORE THEY CAN ZERG YOU!'''''
  
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'''''We are a collective of several different group appendages attached to the body of the most prominent, and successful, survivor/zombie (BOTH!) group ever in Malton.'''''
  
  
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'''''After reading the recent ninja vandalism changes to this page an executive dysfunction has been made'''''
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'''''After reading the recent ninja vandalism changes to this page an executive decisions has been made'''''
  
 
'''''We will be recreating those unsolicited edits on our DISCUSSION PAGE'''''
 
'''''We will be recreating those unsolicited edits on our DISCUSSION PAGE'''''
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'''''*ALL SOUR GRAPES COMMENTS CAN BE POSTED HERE:-----> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q]
 
'''''*ALL SOUR GRAPES COMMENTS CAN BE POSTED HERE:-----> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q]
 
  
 
'''''They will be kept, unchanged, for posterity'''''
 
'''''They will be kept, unchanged, for posterity'''''
  
'''''WE DO SO LOVE THE ATTENTION! PLEASE GOD PAY ATTENTION TO US! IT'S ALL WE HAVE IN THE WORLD!'''''
 
  
  
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'''''A message to our would be vandal, who apparently is as prolific at zerging on here as they are in game:'''''
  
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'''''*Step 1: Take deep breaths. Its a game kid. Just accept that you're not good at it no matter how much you cheat. Which leads us to our second step.'''''
  
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'''''*Step 2: Stop Zerging. Get a life. Make a friend. Maybe you could start writing to an inmate in prison.Whatever it takes so that you aren't so needy for attention. Which leads us to our third step.'''''
  
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'''''*Step 3: Quit being a creepy weirdo ingame.  It has been theorized that this the same person responsible for all the trucker spam, all the Hambone spam/zerging, the Hooknose spam/zerging, the Rastafari spam/zerging...the list goes on does it not Shearbank Zerg?'''''
  
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'''''Regardless, it is easy to see that our winning so much has caused this reaction from you. Your hate appears to be a bitter taste that you cannot assuage.'''''
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'''''To us it is quite the opposite. Delicious in flavor, but oh so short lived, like Fruit Stripe gum, because we dominate you so easily each time.'''''
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'''''And so we will continue to take your little zerg XP food sources away from you. We will continue to tag erase you from existence, because you aren't truly memorable anyway.'''''
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'''''And while some innocents may inadvertently get caught in the crossfire, and have long term negative perceptions about us and our own actions, such is the cost of we choose to pay for necessity sake.'''''
  
'''''With all that being said, we leave you with this simple message:'''''  
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'''''After all...it's just a game kid. :P'''''
  
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'''''XXOO'''''
  
'''''[[The Jack Yocum|THE JACK YOCUM]] MAY JOKE. BUT WE ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND DON'T GO OUTSIDE.'''''
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'''''The Jack'''''
  
  
A message from our awe-inspiring overlord, who apparently is as prolific at editing on here as they are in game:
 
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*Step 1: Take deep breaths. Its a game kid. Just accept that you're not good at it no matter how much you cheat. Which leads us to our second step.
 
*Step 2: Stop crying. Get a life. Make a friend. Maybe you could start writing to an inmate in prison.Whatever it takes so that you aren't so needy for attention. Which leads us to our third step.
 
*Step 3: Quit being a creepy weirdo on the wiki.  Stop trying to associate everything you don't like with a single person to vent your anger on. You are pathetic and acting out just makes you a bigger target.
 
  
Regardless, it is easy to see that my winning so much has caused this reaction from you. Your hate appears to be a bitter taste that you cannot assuage. To me it is quite the opposite. Delicious in flavor, but oh so short lived, like Fruit Stripe gum, because I dominate you so easily each time.
 
And so I will continue to take your little precious wiki page away from you. I will continue to edit erase you from existence, because you aren't truly memorable anyway.
 
And while some innocents may inadvertantly get caught in the crossfire, and have long term negative perceptions about me and my own actions, such is the cost I choose to pay for necessity sake. After all...it's just a game kid. :P
 
  
XXOO
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'''''With all that being said, we leave you with this simple message:'''''
Snack Strong
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[[File:The Jack14.jpg]]
  
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'''''THE JACK MAY JOKE. BUT WE DON'T PLAY.'''''
  
  

Revision as of 15:55, 28 April 2018

The Jack18.jpg BOTH IN GAME AND NOW HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



WE KILL THE ZERGS BEFORE THEY CAN ZERG YOU!

The Jack1.jpg

We are a collective of several different group appendages attached to the body of the most prominent, and successful, survivor/zombie (BOTH!) group ever in Malton.



The Jack16.jpg

After reading the recent ninja vandalism changes to this page an executive decisions has been made

We will be recreating those unsolicited edits on our DISCUSSION PAGE


*WE WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENCOURAGE ALL RESPONSES/FEEDBACK, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE, TO CONTINUE HERE: -----> [1]

*ALL SOUR GRAPES COMMENTS CAN BE POSTED HERE:-----> [2]

They will be kept, unchanged, for posterity




A message to our would be vandal, who apparently is as prolific at zerging on here as they are in game:

The Jack20.png

*Step 1: Take deep breaths. Its a game kid. Just accept that you're not good at it no matter how much you cheat. Which leads us to our second step.

*Step 2: Stop Zerging. Get a life. Make a friend. Maybe you could start writing to an inmate in prison.Whatever it takes so that you aren't so needy for attention. Which leads us to our third step.

*Step 3: Quit being a creepy weirdo ingame. It has been theorized that this the same person responsible for all the trucker spam, all the Hambone spam/zerging, the Hooknose spam/zerging, the Rastafari spam/zerging...the list goes on does it not Shearbank Zerg?

Regardless, it is easy to see that our winning so much has caused this reaction from you. Your hate appears to be a bitter taste that you cannot assuage. To us it is quite the opposite. Delicious in flavor, but oh so short lived, like Fruit Stripe gum, because we dominate you so easily each time. And so we will continue to take your little zerg XP food sources away from you. We will continue to tag erase you from existence, because you aren't truly memorable anyway. And while some innocents may inadvertently get caught in the crossfire, and have long term negative perceptions about us and our own actions, such is the cost of we choose to pay for necessity sake.

After all...it's just a game kid. :P

XXOO

The Jack



With all that being said, we leave you with this simple message:

The Jack14.jpg

THE JACK MAY JOKE. BUT WE DON'T PLAY.

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