The Kilt Store/Staff

Introducing the Professional Staff of The Kilt Store

Our experienced and professional staff are always ready to assist you, whether in the selection of the proper kilt, discrete advice on proper undergarments, or simply helping you stay on the customer side of the survivor/zombie divide. Here is a listing of the professional staff of The Kilt Store who you should feel free to call on for sales and other customer service. If you would like to apply to be a member of our elite team please visit our Staff Room

• Kilt Store Owner -- Proud owner and proprietor of The Kilt Store.
• Acid Bomb -- Customer service executive.
• AGentleSoul -- Customer service executive.
• Ash Pegg -- Customer service executive.
• Buttbreath -- Customer retention.
• Chris Timewell -- Customer service executive.
• DanceDanceRevolution -- Customer service executive.
• Dick Mizgala -- Customer service executive.
• Dr van Ghoulenhacq -- Customer service executive.
• dr34d3d nigh7 7ur713 -- Customer service executive.
• Ed Readman -- Customer service executive.
• girlwithagun -- Customer service executive.
• II Duce -- Customer service executive.
• imoisurok -- Customer service executive.
• Jack Stewert -- Customer service executive.
• javboy -- Customer service executive.
• John Kelvin -- Customer service executive.
• Kutteroff -- Customer service executive.
• LadySaiyajin -- Customer service executive.
• Marvin von Mars -- Customer service executive.
• Melissa Medic -- Alternative Fashion Specialist.
• Moah Lester -- Customer service executive.
• Oneshotkill3236 -- Customer service executive.
• Poontang6661 -- Customer service executive.
• rabbilove -- Customer service executive.
• Ronald Bellcraft -- Customer Service executive.
• Sannok -- Customer Service executive.
• Snipingkid -- Customer service executive.
• Thurston Mallrat -- Customer service executive.
• Titanium Johnson -- Customer service executive.
• Toodles McGaha -- Customer service executive.
• Wasabeee -- Loss prevention.
• wateringcan2 -- Customer service executive.

Missing in Action

We of The Kilt Store tip an Irn-Bru in the memory of those who stood with us and are now unaccounted for in the chaos of Malton. They wore the Tartan well. They are:

• Goolina -- Specialist in women's fashion.
• Zombie Rubber -- Customer service executive.
• Gus Thomas

• acehcard
• Audrey Hepburn
• Cadaver Donovan
• Camp K1ll Yourself
• Carrie Lone
• Ckell
• Conner Martel
• Doodydoo
• door 2 door salesman
• Dr Brady
• Dr Redder
• Flambeau
• Isaac Clarke
• Jack Planter
• Johnny Fukface
• Joshuamcz
• Just Bubba
• Kaseman
• Kothac
• KotkaMroku
• Lucius8
• Maleci
• Mao Panalo
• Marcus Mandrake
• Markel
• Moggan17
• Naej -- an original member, sorely missed.
• NekOnOkO
• Nicademis
• No Eye Square Guy
• Penthaldarian
• prulleman
• Rocket Bob
• Roger Oveur
• ScoMIS
• Shunt McHurtingly
• Slopzilla
• twizzet
• Xebulba
• ZimonX30

Retirees

The Kilt Store honors our retirees, though they have gone on to pursue other paths in Malton, we hold their memories dear. They are:

• Goolina
• Gus Thomas
• Zombie Rubber

Fraudulent Marketers

Sadly, there are some in Malton who have fraudulently donned the affiliation of The Kilt Store and are pursuing goals contrary to the Code of the Tartan and the Employee Handbook. Please know that their actions are known to us and they do not represent the Spirit of the Kilt nor our fine establishment. They are:

• ikillunoob
• ChrisSJF

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