The Kilt Store/Staff

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Introducing the Professional Staff of The Kilt Store


Our experienced and professional staff are always ready to assist you, whether in the selection of the proper kilt, discrete advice on proper undergarments, or simply helping you stay on the customer side of the survivor/zombie divide. Here is a listing of the professional staff of The Kilt Store who you should feel free to call on for sales and other customer service. If you would like to apply to be a member of our elite team please visit our Staff Room


Missing in Action

We of The Kilt Store tip an Irn-Bru in the memory of those who stood with us and are now unaccounted for in the chaos of Malton. They wore the Tartan well. They are:


Retirees

The Kilt Store honors our retirees, though they have gone on to pursue other paths in Malton, we hold their memories dear. They are:


Fraudulent Marketers

Sadly, there are some in Malton who have fraudulently donned the affiliation of The Kilt Store and are pursuing goals contrary to the Code of the Tartan and the Employee Handbook. Please know that their actions are known to us and they do not represent the Spirit of the Kilt nor our fine establishment. They are:

  • ChrisSJF -- Has stopped using or referring to The Kilt Store for his affiliation
  • ikillunoob -- Says in his description that he will fraudulently use group affiliations. "KILT STORE FTW... I team with groups, WATCH OUT"

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