The Last Beerhah

The Last Beerhah

What? ZombGG's final survivor campaign & performance. It's a group event embodying everything I have learned to love about playing survivor in this forsaken city. Theatrical role playing and entertainment constitutes the core of TLB.

Where? The Last Beerhah is only limited to the quarantine. Any suburb could be the next stage! Check The Show section of this page for the latest action!

Why? Because I want to bring back an old school survivor style that I feel like has been missing from Malton. Inspired big time by the Channel 4 News Team and the Malton Medical Staff, RPing in-game in this MMORPG has fallen off in the discord era and my mission with TLB is to pump some flair back into the city that everyone can have fun with simply by logging into the game and checking the UD wiki - no meta necessary.

The Show

2020

December 3^rd - The Last Beerhah gang captured Blackmore in the early hours of the day and conducted Poetry Thursday on site in honor of the Quartly Study Group librarians & Roftwood tradition. Dancing, singing, live DJing, and excessive alcohol use were also conducted on site. Around 8:44 PM EST all festivities were brought to a horrific halt as 12 zombies, mostly The Constables and other Ridleybank Resistance Front hordesters, showed up, killed the lights, and brought the whole show to a quick and bloody end. --ZombGG (talk) 04:41, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

December 2^nd - After exiting the Malton City Zoo, TLB does some early Christmas shopping at Strange Bank in Barrville. Safety deposit boxes were broken into and a trove of straaaange and awesome treasures were discovered, discussed, some taken along with the members, but mostly left behind for others to find and be humored over in the future. --ZombGG (talk) 04:41, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

November 18^th-30^th - TLB brought the show to the Malton City Zoo and partied hardy with The Malton Zookeepers. The Act started out in the Aquarium where ZombGG discovered a secret saltwater subsection that expanded miles below the Aquarium and housed a sunken ship, a kraken, and a Evil Mermaid Lord. After a short confrontation, the Evil Mermaid Lord was slain, liberating the inhabitants of the secret saltwater subsection, and providing delicious Evil Mermaid Lord taco meat for all the characters hanging in the aquarium. The

The next scene took place in the Giraffe House where ZombGG was very upset about the absence of giraffes, so using a special magical cigarette, he puffed life-sized smoke cloud giraffes to being. All was dandy until ZGG coughed and hacked up a most menacing zombie giraffe smoke cloud, which long story said shortly, ended the fun for all smoke cloud creatures.

The Bear Pit followed the Giraffe House and there characters gathered around a fire pit and indulged in Roftwood's legendary (and semi-hallucinogentic) homebrew liquor, Greenhow Gutrot, dined on zombie entrail kabobs charred over the fire, and listened to ZGG's vision quest of the deep and ancient history between man and bear.

Lastly, to close out the Malton City Zoo Act, the Lion Enclosure was the place to celebrate Thanksgiving spirit and the excellent hospitality and comedy provided by The Malton Zookeepers as well as providing the platform for the next plan of action for The Last Beerhah's sequential act! --ZombGG (talk) 14:37, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

November 18^th - To close up the Alner Mansion adventure, The Last Beerhah team was accidently dropped down into a basement maze where a mysterious voice tried bringing a quick end to the tour by trapping the survivors in a 3 part puzzle. Fortunately (and without much effort) the Last Beerhahteers were able to make their way through all three stages of the Alner Mansion maze and claiming fancy silver beer steins as treasure before resurfacing and departing toward the next act in their citywide campaign. --ZombGG (talk) 04:13, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

November 17^th - After a brief encounter with the RRF and an epic alcoholic rally at Roftwood's the Pendell Arms pub, The Last Beerhah team departs Roftwood and officially begins the citywide tour to the coolest places in Malton. The first stop included an overnight stay in Roachtown's Alner Mansion where the crew suited up in the fanciest fashion possible and partied behind the glass walls & under the glass ceiling of the conservatory room. The fall night was clear and the star constellations & waxing crescent moon beamed beautifully on top of the Beerhahteers. --ZombGG (talk) 04:43, 18 November 2020 (UTC)

November 14^th - TLB has its stage set in Roftwood in partnership with the Roftwood Communication Center, Roftwood Elite, and Malton Medical Staff. The antagonist is the Ridleybank Resistance Front and their The Constables zombie horde. The battle is St. Ethelbert's Hospital (Roftwood) where a mob of 10 zombies has just finished snacking on a band of survivors inside. --ZombGG (talk) 16:22, 14 November 2020 (UTC)