The Last Beerhah

The Last Beerhah

What? ZombGG's final survivor campaign & performance. It's a group event embodying everything I have learned to love about playing survivor in this forsaken city. Theatrical role playing and entertainment constitutes the core of TLB.

Where? The Last Beerhah is only limited to the quarantine. Any suburb could be the next stage! Check The Show section of this page for the latest action!

Why? Because I want to bring back an old school survivor style that I feel like has been missing from Malton. Inspired big time by the Channel 4 News Team and the Malton Medical Staff, RPing in-game in this MMORPG has fallen off in the discord era and my mission with TLB is to pump some flair back into the city that everyone can have fun with simply by logging into the game and checking the UD wiki - no meta necessary.

The Show

2021

January 2^nd-9^th - The Last Beerahteers adventured down to Kempsterbank and hung out with the Knights Templar at the KT HQ in the Whitenoll Building. Aside from the typical partying, the most stand out moments involved Zedd Unicron performing an impressive unicycle-chainsaw-juggling-&-bottle-balancing act, TokiGrimsidhe's inflatable pool, Kain Markko performing an exotic dance, a breathing zombie with the Feral Undead hanging with us (petite fille[1]) and ZombGG listening to tales of old times & zombie hordes of Malton from the veteran Knight Travis Wells. Honoring Roftwood tradition, poems were read aloud to the Knights Templar inside the Whitenoll Building on Thursday the 7^th for Poetry Thursday. Some fishing went down in the sewers just outside the Whitenoll as did much PKing. The Last Beerhah witnessed some PK action by the Flowers of Decay at first against the Knights Templar, and then against themselves. After a few revives, TLB have picked up our act and are in motion toward the next scene! --ZombGG (talk) 17:49, 10 January 2021 (UTC)

2020

December 31^st - Just over 20 survivors gather together on New Years Eve to celebrate in the Collis Towers, Tollyton. Professor Crowbar[2] hosted the evening with champagne and a gorgeously decorated Christmas tree. There was pizza, booze, dancing, and lots of conversation as the TLB crew meshed with the new faces from the Collis Towers crowd. Many independent survivors attended as did members with the Space Goldfish, Malton Medical Staff, & Roftwood Elite. --ZombGG (talk) 22:58, 1 January 2021 (UTC)

December 25^th - Around 20+ survivors celebrated Christmas day around their still-standing tree inside the Membry Lane Fire Station. Gift exchanging began early in the morning until ZombGG spilt his Greenhow Gutrot all over the remaining presents and then an ember from his cigar set flame to the booze and there was no more gift exchanging for the rest of the holiday. Zombie numbers outside have collected to around 10 and the barricades are being battled over. Merry Christmas Roftwood! --ZombGG (talk) 00:22, 27 December 2020 (UTC)

December 24^th - The Last Beerhah, Malton Medical Staff, Roftwood Elite, Space Goldfish, Roftwood Communication Center and even a character with the Flowers of Decay gathered this Christmas Eve in the Membry Lane Fire Station to celebrate the holiday. The party had booze, baked goods, a giant gingerbread man, a frosting-filled fire hose, and a short battle with the Ridleybank Resistance Front who tried crashing the place and eating everyone's bra!nz, but were repelled by firepower and quick barricades. The Christmas tree has been decorated with red, white and green lights, a length of tinsel, and a skull. --ZombGG (talk) 00:22, 27 December 2020 (UTC)

December 11^th - More fashionista shenanigans for The Last Beerhah took place today as the gang stormed into a zombie infested Ackland Mall and raided The Goth Store for select pieces to accent their fancy Kersley Mansion attire. Havercroft is haunted with zombies and ruined buildings compose a majority of the suburb. Given the poor health climate of Havercroft, clubbing the suburb got canceled so it's back to Roftwood for some holiday festivities at home. --ZombGG (talk) 13:49, 18 December 2020 (UTC)

December 10^th - Following some short rest and recovery from the Ridleybank trip, The Last Beerhah gang collected together at Kersley Mansion in Stanbury Village for fancy new clothes. The billiards room was where the group got their fashionista on replacing their torn and bloody clothes with some of the finest threads available in the city. --ZombGG (talk) 04:03, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

December 7^th - More Ridleybank shenanigans. This time TLB partied at 'perhaps one of the most historically important [buildings] in the game', the Moggridge Place Police Department, 'as it was from outside this humble Police Station that Petrosjko rallied what came to be the largest, most formidable, and arguably the most influential group in the games history, The Ridleybank Resistance Front '. After playing around with all the pants in the evidence room and reading over the RRF's Ridleybank Hall of Legends in the lobby, The Last Beerhahteers were greeted and devoured by The Constables horde. An intense fight happened with a few zombies being shot dead, but when the dust settled there was lots of blood and bra!nz smeared all over the PD with RRF zombies standing on top of a pile of TLB corpses, and the station being brought back to ruins before midnight. --ZombGG (talk) 04:03, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

December 3^rd - The Last Beerhah gang captured Blackmore in the early hours of the day and conducted Poetry Thursday on site in honor of the Quartly Study Group librarians & Roftwood tradition. Dancing, singing, live DJing, and excessive alcohol use were also conducted on site. Around 8:44 PM EST all festivities were brought to a horrific halt as 12 zombies, mostly The Constables and other Ridleybank Resistance Front hordesters, showed up, killed the lights, and brought the whole show to a quick and bloody end. --ZombGG (talk) 04:41, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

December 2^nd - After exiting the Malton City Zoo, TLB does some early Christmas shopping at Strange Bank in Barrville. Safety deposit boxes were broken into and a trove of straaaange and awesome treasures were discovered, discussed, some taken along with the members, but mostly left behind for others to find and be humored over in the future. --ZombGG (talk) 04:41, 4 December 2020 (UTC)

November 18^th-30^th - TLB brought the show to the Malton City Zoo and partied hardy with The Malton Zookeepers. The Act started out in the Aquarium where ZombGG discovered a secret saltwater subsection that expanded miles below the Aquarium and housed a sunken ship, a kraken, and a Evil Mermaid Lord. After a short confrontation, the Evil Mermaid Lord was slain, liberating the inhabitants of the secret saltwater subsection, and providing delicious Evil Mermaid Lord taco meat for all the characters hanging in the aquarium. The

The next scene took place in the Giraffe House where ZombGG was very upset about the absence of giraffes, so using a special magical cigarette, he puffed life-sized smoke cloud giraffes to being. All was dandy until ZGG coughed and hacked up a most menacing zombie giraffe smoke cloud, which long story said shortly, ended the fun for all smoke cloud creatures.

The Bear Pit followed the Giraffe House and there characters gathered around a fire pit and indulged in Roftwood's legendary (and semi-hallucinogentic) homebrew liquor, Greenhow Gutrot, dined on zombie entrail kabobs charred over the fire, and listened to ZGG's vision quest of the deep and ancient history between man and bear.

Lastly, to close out the Malton City Zoo Act, the Lion Enclosure was the place to celebrate Thanksgiving spirit and the excellent hospitality and comedy provided by The Malton Zookeepers as well as providing the platform for the next plan of action for The Last Beerhah's sequential act! --ZombGG (talk) 14:37, 1 December 2020 (UTC)

November 18^th - To close up the Alner Mansion adventure, The Last Beerhah team was accidently dropped down into a basement maze where a mysterious voice tried bringing a quick end to the tour by trapping the survivors in a 3 part puzzle. Fortunately (and without much effort) the Last Beerhahteers were able to make their way through all three stages of the Alner Mansion maze and claiming fancy silver beer steins as treasure before resurfacing and departing toward the next act in their citywide campaign. --ZombGG (talk) 04:13, 22 November 2020 (UTC)

November 17^th - After a brief encounter with the RRF and an epic alcoholic rally at Roftwood's the Pendell Arms pub, The Last Beerhah team departs Roftwood and officially begins the citywide tour to the coolest places in Malton. The first stop included an overnight stay in Roachtown's Alner Mansion where the crew suited up in the fanciest fashion possible and partied behind the glass walls & under the glass ceiling of the conservatory room. The fall night was clear and the star constellations & waxing crescent moon beamed beautifully on top of the Beerhahteers. --ZombGG (talk) 04:43, 18 November 2020 (UTC)

November 14^th - TLB has its stage set in Roftwood in partnership with the Roftwood Communication Center, Roftwood Elite, and Malton Medical Staff. The antagonist is the Ridleybank Resistance Front and their The Constables zombie horde. The battle is St. Ethelbert's Hospital (Roftwood) where a mob of 10 zombies has just finished snacking on a band of survivors inside. --ZombGG (talk) 16:22, 14 November 2020 (UTC)