The Vallis Motel

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The Vallis Motel
--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 04:10, 20 December 2022 (UTC)
the Vallis Motel

Spicer Hills [20, 90]

Etheldreda General Hospital
(Ruddlebank)
Preston Avenue
(Lockettside)
Harrill Avenue
(Lockettside)
Gyles Bank
(Old Arkham)
the Vallis Motel Helliar Cinema
Blanchflower Cinema
(Old Arkham)
the MacVicar Arms Tarasius General Hospital

Basic Info:

  • Also known as hotels.
  • 50% chance of finding wine.
  • Motels can be barricaded normally.


Easily the seediest and most repulsive motel in the whole of Malton. Days before the zombie attack, The Vallis Motel was scheduled for demolition after patrons claimed they found "corpses, bugs, and pubic hair" all over the rooms. The (now deceased) manager, Lorenzo Fontinelle had apparently also been hording severed prostitute heads in the motel kitchen. Lorenzo took his own life the second day of the zombie apocalypse, and simply leaving a small note behind:


"I can't take this crazy shit, i guess the demons have caught up to me. I'll miss all my severed heads, paying clients, creepy friends, and dead relatives.


Oh, and P.S, Don't go into Room 4-D


Love, Renz

Officer A. Shaw, The leader of The 'Sards once stumbled into room 4-D, Shocked by the aweful state of the room and even more shocked when he saw a fat survivor raping an ugly female zombie as he was being devoured by her. He says he'll never be able to wash such a horrid image from his mind.