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| '''''Suddenly, in a veeery veeery far secret network...''''' | | '''Urban Dead''' is an HTML/text-based MMORPG created by [[User:Kevan|Kevan Davis]]. The game went live in July 2005. Set in a quarantined region of the fictional city of Malton, it deals with the immediate aftermath of a zombie outbreak. New players can start as a human or zombie, each with different abilities and limitations. In over a year, Urban Dead has garnered over 1,000,000 registered players. [[Special:Statistics|Statistics]] for the wiki are available as well. |
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| '''MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]]
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| '''YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]]
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| '''SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]]
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| '''SURE, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]]
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| '''HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!!''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]]
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| '''YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]]
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| '''SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]]
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| '''FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]]
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| '''OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''MAIN INFOPOOPYER!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OKAY,... ... AND NOW?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL???''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS??''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]]
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| '''NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OKAY, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]]
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| '''OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME?????''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO???''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''I WILL SAY NOW!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- ALL POOPYERS
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| '''MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''SURE, MY DEAR BOSS!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
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| '''INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.034]]
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| '''INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.089]]
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| '''I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!!''' -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS
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| '''SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS
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| '''OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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| '''''The End'''''
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