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#I must oppose this policy. I have no guarantee that these puppies are potty trained --[[User:Fjorn|Fjorn]] 22:30, 7 May 2011 (BST)
#I must oppose this policy. I have no guarantee that these puppies are potty trained --[[User:Fjorn|Fjorn]] 22:30, 7 May 2011 (BST)
#--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:36, 7 May 2011 (BST)
#--{{User:Michaleson/sig}} 23:36, 7 May 2011 (BST)
===Whale Vagina===
Voting under this line will vote '''For''' the above policy but for the account [[User:A whale's vagina]] instead.
#I vote for this -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 13:23, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Revision as of 12:23, 8 May 2011

Voting yes on this policy will scrap existing wiki policy and cede all bureaucratic and sysop powers to a box full of adorable puppies. While predictably silent in explaining its need or qualifications for carte blanche executive control over the wiki, this adorable box of puppies almost radiates wholesomeness and trust. Won't you legislate yourselves out of existence, for the puppies?

Box puppies.jpg

Voting Section

Voting Rules
Votes must be numbered, signed, and timestamped. They can take one of two forms:
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    or
  • # ~~~~

Votes that do not conform to the above will be struck by a sysop.

The only valid voting sections are For and Against. If you wish to abstain from voting, do not vote.

For

  1. YES YES YES SIGNED FOREVER --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) ;x You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild! @ 02:18, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  2. AWESOME YES The only choice for a better wiki. --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|||||||||||||||||||||| 02:23, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  3. HOLY SHIT YES I would entrust anything to this box of adorable puppies. --عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild! 02:24, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  4. PUPPIES! PUPPIES! --RiseYou rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||above 02:30, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  5. Clearly the puppies would be an improvement. --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||| 02:32, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  6. The PUPPIES can't do any worse than the current wiki 'authorities'. -- The Malton Globetrotters#4 - Haberdash 555Manbabies.gifTMG 02:41, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  7. But just look at how soft and furry and unlikely-to-violate-wiki-policy they are! --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||| 02:43, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  8. Yes. Serious Post. Please do not silly. You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| DealWithIt.gif 02:45, 7 May 2011 (BST)
    Jawolh, meine vielen Führern! --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||| 04:46, 7 May 2011 (BST) unsigned vote struck -- Spiderzed 11:37, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  9. Jawohl, meine vielen Führer! (Danke, Herr Spiderized!) --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!|||||||||||||||||||||||| 23:09, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  10. Wuv puppies! Sho cute puppies! You are the cutiesht, yesh you is! Yes you is! --Deadman Walken 06:36, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  11. Puppies are awesome. --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||| 07:25, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  12. GODDAMN PUPPIES! I'm sure we can all agree that puppies would be far better than the bitches we currently have. --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||| 13:44, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  13. I am voting more for the box than the puppies in it but those are also good. --You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||| 13:47, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  14. The white puppy must be in charge or I take back my vote!--Globetrotters Icon.png #99 DCC 00:14, 8 May 2011 (BST)
    You white supremacist you. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 00:31, 8 May 2011 (BST)
  15. I would perfer we give it to [Mark_Whalberg] but im cool with this--Arthur Dent BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!!! 00:45, 8 May 2011 (BST)
  16. Puppies! --Sair 01:05, 8 May 2011 (BST)
  17. Cute, however ego-maniacal. Could know ugly secrets. Extremely robust.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 13:00, 8 May 2011 (BST)

Against

  1. I Find This Policy To Be Disruptive and Unconducive to the Overall Health of the Wiki. Pointless. Dumb --MeatPuppet 02:26, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  2. Puppies have announced to create death camps for kittens and ponies as soon as they are in power. This is intolerable speciesism. -- Spiderzed 02:28, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  3. as spidey -- Boobs.sh.siggie.gif   bitch  04:13, 7 May 2011 (utc)
    loldotheythinkthispolicywilldoanything.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 13:18, 7 May 2011 (BST)
    I've had a change of heart.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 12:59, 8 May 2011 (BST)
  4. I must oppose this policy. I have no guarantee that these puppies are potty trained --Fjorn 22:30, 7 May 2011 (BST)
  5. --Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:36, 7 May 2011 (BST)

Whale Vagina

Voting under this line will vote For the above policy but for the account User:A whale's vagina instead.

  1. I vote for this -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 13:23, 8 May 2011 (BST)