| Undeadites
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| Abbreviation
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None
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| Group Numbers
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50 to 60 and on the rise!
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| Leadership
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surfincow, Creeping Crud, El Coo Cooi
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| Goals
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Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos
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| Recruitment Policy
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Open door policy for all Zombies
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| Contact
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undeadites@ymail.com Forum
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The Undeadites are an active group of zombies hell-bent on creating carnage. The Undeadites have encountered much success, slaughtering over 12,900 survivors in the time that they have been lurching throughout Malton. You may find it difficult to locate the Undeadites as they are constantly searching for fresh brains, but you will know when they are near when you hear the bone-rattling chant of Rnrarrrh!
While they have decimated many survivor safe-houses, they still need more Zombies. Why not join and be able to watch the horde flourish through the blood and gore of harmanz? Plans are being drawn so that the Undeadites can create even more carnage than they have already. And as the horde grows, so does their lust for BRA!NZ.
Why Join?
The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. How do you join? Next time you are logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. Why should you join? Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. But in a fun, recreational way. We won't tell you to stand in empty buildings or patrol brainless suburbs, this is because we believe in a constant attacking rampage. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our directions sometimes. Where are we? We are on the Rampage and our position changes daily, contact us and we will try to pick you up.
How do you contact us? We have our own forum at http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. The horde is directed with targets and locations of fresh brains, all given out on the forum. So if you want to join, join the forum!
If you want to contact us but dont want to join, please email us at undeadites@ymail.com
Dead by dawn! BRA!NZ!!!
Friends of the Undeadites
- RRF - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall to the ultimate march of death during Mall Tour '09, The Front is one of the oldest and most trusted allies of our horde. The RRF and Undeadites are permanently linked in zombie terror.
Historic Undeadite Allies
- Pwotters - They were always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages.
- /b/ - The Whatmore Building was quite a unifying force.
- LUE - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall.
Enemies and Rivals of the Undeadites
- Lockettside Valkyries: because hippie bra!nz need zambah lovin' too. We always lick our lips at chance to gnaw on these new age Malton pacifists. Also these harmanz have been tryin too kill our zambahs.
- Mad Craskers: The Undeadites have a long standing tradition of decimating this group. We've burned their strongholds to the ground more times then we can remember.
- THEM: for stopping our horde for an extended period of time, and then being douchebags about it. They've given us a run for our money, and we always look forward to a good fight.
- St Luke's Cathedral: The blood stains on this church tell the bloody past of the massacres we committed here.
The Rampage
Achievements
- The fastest rising player in Urban Dead history and potential greatest player of all time, uuuuuuhhhhhhh, calls the Undeadites home.
- The Steamroller of Death, an annihilation technique never rivaled.
- Founded the annual Undeadite Make a Wish Tour. Every last patient in the hospitals of Rhodenbank and Earletown saw our one wish...bra!nz!
- Crashed the C4NT Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the bride, groom, and best man.
- Return to Crasker Territory: Revisited almost a year to the day to consume them once more in entirety. Our destructive wave would prove to be the beginning of the end for Heytown and the Craskers for a few months.
- Massacre of The Mad Craskers 3: Same tasty harmanz, new era of utter destruction while rolling with Mall Tour '09. The slaughter of the Craskers has now become an annual Undeadite tradition.
- Aided in the annihilation of Yagoton.
- Led the assault on Pegton, resulting in its destruction.
- More than 12,900 harmanz devoured!
- Roaming Malton and devouring brainz since '05.
Current Location
We're currently located in Owsleybank - smashin' down barricades and draggin' hapless survivors out of their safehouses to fulfill their true purpose. Feeding fellow zeds!
2010 June
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Big Bash 3
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This zombie Bashed, but now they're
heading home after the party.
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June Kills: 15 (so far)
June Ruins: 1 (so far)
2010 May
North eastern Malton sure isn't the hunting grounds it once was. Not much up here but old blood stains and a wandering feral here and there.
The Undeadites leave this cursed corner in the dust as we head west on the final leg of our Steamroller of Death grand tour of the city.
Our progress is rapid. It seems that many harmanz are heading west in a lame attempt to Escape the city. We follow on their heels, herding them towards their doom! Owsleybank will be a fine place for the slaughter.
There shall be No Escape....Rnrarrrh!!!
Total May Kills: 239
Total May Ruins: 123
2010 April
As we shamble north along the eastern border of Malton, we rejoice that warmer weather is on its way. Nothing makes our mouths water more than the stench of sweaty harmanz and the bra!n-cake they carry. Up to Dulston we go, trashing every safe-house in our path while dribbling filthy ichor along the streets and befouling the water fountains and parks as we go. Ah the sweet, sweet screams of horror....Rnrarrrh!!!
Total April Kills: 243
Total April Ruins: 101
2010 March
The borders of 13 more suburbs are ruins. March proved a productive month as the horde shambled along Malton's southern border all the way to Miltown. Blood stains again splash the border wall and bits of gore hang from the barbed wire as evidence that terrified survivors attempted a futile escape. We turned north and celebrated our Steamroller of Death making it half way around the city by having a party in Lumber Mall. There was much bra!n cake to be had...oh yes. The party ended after we filled the fountain with entrails and stacked the empty skulls on top. Ah, the memories....
Now the north east shall feed our hunger....Rnrarrrh!!!
Total March Kills: 298
Total March Ruins: 135
2010 February
Our Steamroller of Death grinds on as the biggest little horde in Malton turns East into Old Arkham - which promptly falls apart like a cheap suit. The first real test only comes after entering Spicer Hills and besieging the Bowring Blackwatch at their home base PD. They managed to hold us off for a few days, but in the end they met their demise and became the main course of cortex pie. MMMmmm....that's good squishy.
Our sights are now on Williamsville. We hope they have plenty of ketchup and buns....Rnrarrrh!!!
Total February Kills: 286
Total February Ruins: 77
2010 January
Northern Malton is pretty trashed and it's a beautiful thing. However, instead of trudging through barren brainless burbs foraging for the stupid and the slow, we have decided to change strategy. The Steamroller of Death has once again been initiated. But this time it is going to be different. Peddlesden Village is the beginning of our new path of destruction of the city's borders. From there South, all the way to New Arkham, our horde has consumed those foolish enough to believe that clinging to the perimeter fences and skulking below Malton's walls was safe. Dozens of ruined safehouses testify to the unwise decisions of many so-called survivors, and they gave up their bra!n-cake with minimal resistance.
Total January Kills: 336
Total January Ruins: 137
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Short-wave Radio Info
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| This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: 28.05 MHz
Transmitter Coordinates: Malton
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Undeadite Group Portrait
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