Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 MHz - Your Harman Exsanguination Station
November 18th 2010
28.05 MHz: "This is the Undeadites' Rnrarrhradio, on the air!" (19 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "It's been a while since I've broadcast anything, so I think" (19 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "I'll start off with a bit of Undeadites propaganda" (18 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Point number one: Undeadites rule!!!" (18 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Point number two: we will destroy all the pathetic harmanz!!" (18 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "point number three: surfincow is the best!!!!" (17 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "This edition of Rnrarrhradio is broght to you by:" (16 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bra!nz in a Can" (16 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "for when you can't find 'em fresh!" (16 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "and we're back! This is Thursday Night radio with me, DJ Cow" (12 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "I'm gonna bring it back old school with a pre-outbreak hit" (11 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Satisfaction by Benny Benassi" (10 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "oh wait, I should have made that a zombie related pun, huh" (10 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "oh well, it's a great tune, here it is coming at you live" (9 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeeooooo BOP" (9 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeooooouuuhhh beeeuuhhhbeeeuuhhh" (8 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeeooooo BOP" (8 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeooooouuuhhh beeeuuhhhbeeeuuhhh" (8 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "BOOM TSS BOOM TSS BOOM TSS BOOM TSS" (7 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Well that was great wasn't it folks? man i could go for" (7 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "a drink right now. or a brain, y'know what I'm saying Malton" (7 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "I'm actually drinking Old Rasputin russian imperial stout" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "bet you wanna know where i got my hands on that" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "WELL JOIN UNDEADITES AND MAYBE SURFINCOW WILL TELL YOU" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Rnrarrrh!!!!!!" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "RNRARRH!!!!!!!!!!" (5 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "What a great job!!! I'm gonna put on another song so i have" (5 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "a minute to think about how awesome this job is!!" (5 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "here's another banger for you danceaholics out there." (4 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "DO THE D-A-N-C-E" (3 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "1-2-3-4-5" (3 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "ahem, 1-2-3-4-FIGHT" (3 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "STICK TO THE B-E-A-T GET READY TO IGNITE" (2 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "YOU WERE SUCH A P-Y-T CATCHING ALL THE LIGHTS" (2 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "JUST EASY AS A-B-C THATS HOW WE MAKE IT RIGHT" (2 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "AND i'm gonna cut it off right there" (1 minute ago)
28.05 MHz: "I don't really like that song very much to be honest" (1 minute ago)
28.05 MHz: "Well, it's been great having you all with us for this" (1 minute ago)
28.05 MHz: "very special broadcast of Rnrarrhradio!! tune in next time" (46 seconds ago)
28.05 MHz: "for an interview with special guest: SURFINCOW" (27 seconds ago)
28.05 MHz: "more to be announced within the day" (18 seconds ago)
January 8th 2010:
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05!! Tune in. Turn on. Drop dead
If it's too loud, it's probably Rnrarrrhdio 28.05!
This is your hard of hearing host Lost luke on mic duty.
Blimey, my ears are still ringing from that Slayer track.
And my eye is still black from that wicked pit!
For such a easy going lad, Timmy can really throw hands!
Let's keep the decibel level elevated shall we?
Here are The Cramps on 28.05...
I been a drag racer on LSD,
and I rode bare-assed on top of the shpinx.
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of Kismet,
and man, that was fun for a while you bet but...
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
Zombie girls with machine guns!
Well I savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies,
intoxicated till I can't tell what the hell I could see,
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach,
but all the bars, pills and threeways
lead me back to the beach and...
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
Zombie girls with machine guns!
Now they say that virtue is it's own reward,
but when that surf comes in I'm gunna get my board,
Got my own ideas about the righteous kick,
you can keep the rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick!
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
Zombie girls with machine guns.
This is your dodgy droog Luke saying:
It takes a village to raise a child,
but it takes a horde to raze the village.
We are Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 Stinking up your speakers
September 12th 2009:
Here is a song for Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
I'd like to find the a safehome
And tear down the cades
ransake it and and make it dark
ruining it as before
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world to eat brains
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold a human in my arms
And keep it company
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All standing hand in hand
And hear screams echo through the hills
For zeds throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
A sound of screams that echoes on
And never goes away
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)
Put your hand in my hand
I'll eat your brain
Put your hand in my hand
and join the undeadites today!
This is TimmyTebow saying goodnight,
And now our radio identification
this is Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
A Undeadite station.
August 3rd 2009:
And now word from one of our fans...
Officer Nubcake said "Fucking hell. Undeadites broadcasting there radio here? We GOTTA Stop that!
Officer Nubcake said "This is no Undeadite radio station. This ish teh Valk HQ!
Nurse Lunea Haraku said "What an undeadite...? Christ I don't feel so good...
August 3rd 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
Despite being a popular advertising tune,
We bring you Let Me Be A Zed by the cavemen
I guess you got lost,
Being someone else,
Going to feel the pain,
Forget looking for helps,
Left your gun behind,
Somewhere along the way,
We’ve to come back around to find our prey.
But lately I'm so hungry waiting for you,
So you say it's okay,
Tell me please,
Would you one time,
Let me be a Zed so I can dine,
Without a fight,
And let me be a Zed.
Would you let me be a Zed?
Cause we don’t want your eyes,
Hide behind someone else,
You’ll never see the light of day,
Living in this cell,
It's time to lurch my way,
Into the world all askew,
And then take back all these things you knew.
But lately I'm so hungry waiting for you,
So you say it's okay,
Tell me please,
Would you one time,
Let me be a Zed so I can dine,
Without a fight,
And let me be a Zed.
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
July 31st 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
and now the song that was the second song played on ZH1
I want to be a zombie by Blottie
Lurching shoes
Watching loser hiding in a shopping mall
Trying to stay alive
A brocast telling me 'Get to the mall!'
A crowded store
I cade before them
Misery beyond compare
Graffiti mocks
What ya got against fresh air?
I want an infection and some lurching motion
Break down the cades with a many brains in reach
CHORUS
I, I, I wanna be a Undeadite (help, help, help, help)
I, I, I wanna take your life
I, I, I wanna be a Undeadite (Undeadite, Undeadite)
Torn and moldy clothes (Undeadite)
Worms between my toes (Undeadite)
Skin that’s decomposed
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
July 30th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s infected today
Malton and all the people
Say that all Har!mans must be free
Meanwhile back in St Alexander’s
There's a man who’s infected just like me
Tell me how would you like it
If on your way to heal
You were stopped by the Undeadites
Could you lie down do nothing
Would you give in and become a meal?
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s ruined today
Another fine song from Paul is dead
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
July 15th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Now a favorite of mine from the Dr. Deadmento show
Dead Har!mans
Dead Har!mans
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun
They don't run when you call
They don't cade doors at all
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun
This Har!man died during fall
He's still rotting in the mall
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun
ECC says Har!mans days are through
Pulled it’s out it brain and now doth chew
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
June 12th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Fill Coffin’s hit Drag Me OUT!
Keep that look of worry
Im an ordinary zed
They dont tell them nothing
So I find out what I can
There’s Undeadites urging
Right outside the door
You cant see but feel it
And mean you harm
So lose, lose your mind
and I, I wont leave you blind
Seems so long we’ve been waiting
Still you dont know what do
Theres no point escaping
I would worry some more
We will come to find you
You dont like to go outside
We cant turn off our hunger
Like your going to lose the fight
So lose, lose your mind
And I, I wont leave you blind
Oh go, go lose your mind
And I, I wont leave you blind
So drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
Drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
Drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
Drag, drag them out, oh lord
Cos Ive been an Undeadite all my life
And I can say to you
So drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
June 10th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
A moldy oldie now “After the Zed rush” by Meal Yung
Well I dreamed I saw the Zed infection coming
bodies all rotting and green
There were Undeadites groaning and
Ferals comming
And the survivors failed to be
There was blood flowing
till t'was done
That was some killing spree
Look at all the Humans on the run
In the 21th century.
I was hiding in a caded basement
with the full gen before eyes
I was hoping for more adornments
When the Zeds burst thru the cades
There was Zed clawing at my head
and I felt running bye
I was thinking about what a
friend had did
I was hoping a least he’d try
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
June 8th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Now one for the ladies from Altasty Morsel, You gotta know
I want you to know, that I am very hungry to
I wish nothing but pain for you
A rotten version of me
Are they infected like me?
Would they kill you in a theater?
Do they groan eloquently
Will you be a crybaby?
I'm sure you’ll go no further
'Cause the cades that ya made are going fade
Wasn't able to make it enough to protect you
Skull open wide
And every time you scream in shame
You know how it had to be
We’ll hold you until you died
Till you died, and your not alive
You, you, you gotta know
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
June 3rd 2009:
Welcome to Rnrarrhradio, broadcasting from:
The Preston Building, located at [27-74] in South Blythville
this is your DJ surfincow, deep behind enemy lines, alive!
This is E. Hale from the Rnrarrhdio main station
I am glad to hear that we are now broadcasting Barhah from
all different directions.
Rnrarrh Undeadites!
sorry about that delay folks, the 'ol brain rot is acting up
it's surfincow again, broadcasting for Rnrarrhradio!
So far i've gotten positive audience reaction! always good!
Any potential zombies or current zombies without a horde
Undeadites are always recruiting! we're a fun horde with
lots of harman consumption! we got more than 500 kills last
month alone! Even witnessing such a wrecking crew is a great
to experience! come check out our forum at:
http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite/
and check us out on the ud wiki at:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Undeadites
Now for some entertainment! It's surfincow's joke time!
so i was gone earlier because i really wanted to go to the
zoo, but when i got there, the only animal was a dog.
It was one ..." *static* "...zu.
hahaha, that was a good one, now try this one on for size
Why did the girl fall off of the swing?
because she had no arms! hahahahaha!
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Surfincow here, reminding you that I suck eggs
What's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint!
May 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Now one from the Talking heads
You can't seem to face up to the facts, Your tense and
nervous and can't relax, Cruel Zombie tearing cades all dow
down, Crazy Zombies chasing you all over town
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant?
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!!
You don't know just what to do,
They got a grudge against you know who
Their groaning a lot, but not saying anything,
You shot it once! Why kill it again?
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant?)
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!!
Hippie Har!mans want to call a truce,
But Undeadite Zombies still on the loose,
They catch you if you move to slow,
They’ll sneak in and infected in this abode,
Pulled down the cades and let out a groan,
Open your head and pull out the brains,
Ate you for lunch and it tasted real fine,
and the guy who fought them, he just lost his mind!
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant)
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!!
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves
April 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
Now a request from Giddings Mall
Rejoin the bloody fray by Zee Greenrot
If tomorrow cades were gone,
though you worked to save your life.
And try start again,
but the hoard has come inside.
You’d wish on lucky stars,
But, you’ll be dead in here today.
Well there's infection in every Zombie bite,
and I’m afraid we’re here to stay.
And I’m glad to be an Zombie,
where at least I know I’ll feed.
And I wont forget those who died,
cause their brains were so yummy.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and attack you where you stand.
‘Cause when you think you have us down,
we rejoin the bloody fray.
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us..."
April 27th 2009:
GOOOOOODDD MORRRRNING HAR!MAN
Undeadite radio is on the air!
People ask me are you worried about swine flue?
Schools closing, events cancelled, virtual ghost towns and the public growing in panic.
That’s when I bite them and welcome them to Malton where the infection grows and grows.
You to can be a part of it! Just go to http://tinyurl.com/gt6b3
or listen to Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 for the truth http://tinyurl.com/cy6ojo.
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite Radio is still kicking
no mater how much dirt you throw on top of us
April 6th 2009:
Undeadite radio is on the air!
Lets slow things down with one from James dunce
My life is over
Your life's my goal
You're just pathetic
I’ll eat you whole
Your big bad gun
really ain't impressin' me
You're infected to the
N’th degree
We’re Undeadites. We’re Undeadites.
We’re Undeadites. It's true
Bloodied your face in this crowded place,
And you don't know what to do,
'Cause your brain we going to chew.
We never eat your eyes,
As you start to die.
I could see from your face that you’d gone,
bye-bye,
But it's time to face the truth,
You’re always going to die.
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us..."
April 6th 2009:
This is Doc Morgus with a Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 special report
After aiding in the fall of Pole mall the Undeadites have
marched on, leaving a trail of death in their wake
The Knights Templar of Kempsterbank can report first hand
One member was quoted as saying 'I'm currently experiencing
in UD, you're in my suburb, wrecking ..." *static* "... up
It's a pleasant change, the Knights Templar there were
getting silly.' I'm not sure if it's the change they wanted
but the Knights went from silly to dead in less then a day.
Where will the horde be next? That's one question this
reporter can't answer. That's all part of the fun. One day
you're fine and next you realize the Undeadites have passed
through and wrecked shop. Just another day in Malton.
For Rnrarrrhdio 28.05, this is Doc Morgus signing off
“ Rnrarrrh!!!"
April 2nd 2009:
buddy ur a harman with a big brain playin in ur building
that is EHB, got mud on yo face, yo big disgrace, swingin ur
axe all over the place. but WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! WE
WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! buddy ur a harman with tensions
growin, lookin over seein we're comin, got blood on yo face
yo big disgrace looking up and seeing us enter your place.
WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! buddy
buddy ur a new zed lookin down the street seein us comin
over to see all are team got blood on yo face, yo big
disgrace, looking around eating fresh new brainz. WE JUST WE
JUST ATE YOU!!! WE JUST WE JUST ATE YOU!!!
and now you're part of us!!!!!
so how did you fellow undeadites like that?
this is boom boom bang, signing off. rnrarrrrrrrrrrrrrh!
March 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
We haven’t heard much from MorN lately but here is a classic
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is… Grim Zeddy
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is... Grim Zeddy
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the Mall
for one second?
Hi Har!mans! Do you like violence? (No,No,NO!)
Wanna see me stick claws through each one of your eyelids? (Owww!)
Wanna combat me and or the whole hord, squid? (Yeah yeah!)
Lose you brain and forget what life is? (Huh?)
You brain's dead weight, I'm trying to liberate
but I can't figure out which of you to berate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Eddy said, "Grim Zeddy you a Zombie!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why are you attaching? Horde on a spree?"
Well since my infection, I've felt like attacking something
Cause threw my original self from window accepting twas dealt
Got tipped off and ripped this guy’s head off
Ate so much the floor was covered in red sauce
Undeadites kill in mass and save the gens for last
ruining the place, (It’s our saving grace)
C'mere har!man! (Zeddy, wait a minute, that's mine!)
Don’t worry there’s plenty of brains to doff!
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is… Grim Zeddy
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is... Grim Zeddy
But remember boys and girls...Undeadite Radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…
March 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
How about from the Nixie Lumps
Spring is here
Its time to chew
(whoa-whoa-whoa)
The har!mans all scream
As if they knew
Today's the day
We know what to do
And we'll never be hungry anymore
Because we're
Goin' to the mall and we're
Gonna eat brains
Goin' to the mall and we're
Gonna eat brains
Gee, really want to infect you and
Gonna eat brains
Goin' to the mall and feast
But remember boys and girls...Undeadite Radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…
March 25th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
The Killston trio made this one infamous
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die
I met you at the mall
Where I took your brains
You were quite tasty
despite the blood and stains
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die
By this time tomorrow
Reckon where you’ll be
Facedown on the floor
Rising as a Zombie
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die
This time tomorrow
Reckon where I'll be
Lurching through the mall
Before your friends a flee
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
March 25th 2009:
Undeadite radio is on the air!
And now from our mail bag…
Over compensating har!man with big gun writes…
That was rubbish. And where would you happen to be right now Mr. Undeadite?
Im curious, i happen to have a gift for ya, made of lead
Well small fry you can find me on Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Brought to you by The Corporation for Zombie Broadcasting http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8
Now back to the music
I feel a biting on my shoulder
And the smells of something molder.
I turn to the cades and check the number
I try to stay on and never slumber
I hear the pounding of the Zombies
And try to hide behind the trees
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say?
I'm on a Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio I'm on a Undeadite - whoah - Rnrarrrhdio
March 24th 2009:
How about one from the Bloodles I am the Zombie
I am here as you are here as you should fear and we are all
together.See how they run, no bullets in the gun, see how
how they cry. I'm moaning.
Silly little Har!man we know your really type O.
See how they die no matter how they try, see how they run.
I'm moaning. I moan, I'm moaning, I'm moan.
Brain matter custard, dripping from our rancid guys.
Despite your life, we cant resist,
Boy, you been a naughty girl soon you’ll be face down.
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob.
Swaying in an ravious state waiting for the hord come.
If the infection don't come, we’ll come and get ya
one by one.
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob.
Expert, survivors, combat revivers,
Don't you think we all laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he,
ha ha ha)
See how we smile still infected all the while,
see how you fail. I'm moaning.
Hide, run and cower try not to scream don’t ya.
Man, you should have seen us kicking in your skull.
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob BARHAH!!!
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 21st 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air
Now lets slow things down with one from the King
Dumb guys say “ Won’t you Zombies go away”
But I cant help infecting all of you
You should stay
Please let us in
If I cant help infecting all of you
Like posion flows through you veins
So will go your brains
The way things are meant to be
I’ll take your head, I’ll take your whole life too
For I cant help infecting all of you
As life fades from thee
Life it surly goes
The way things are meant to be
I’ll take your head, I’ll take your whole life too
For I cant help infecting all of you
For I cant help infecting all of you
Elivs has runied the building
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 18th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
And now something from Nickelflak "I want to be a Zombie"
I'm through with the living
and the clubs their get in
Your like the bottom of the barrel
and we’re always gonna win
Your life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(tell me what you want)
I want a brand new mall
with loose baracades
And lots of survivors to stay in
And a king size food court
for the Undeadites and me
(yeah, so what you need)
I'll need lots of brain cause I got no limit
And a big hospital with hippies in it
Gonna join the 20K club
and it’s quite a feat
(Been there done that)
I want a new place with har!man in denial
We’ll munch all day
Running and screaming make
a Zombie smile
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life to destroy and mame
I'd even remove your hair and eat your brain
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big Zombies
Crashin' in hilltop houses and smashing Christmas trees
The brains come easy and the cades are cheap
We'll all are hungry but we going to eat
And we'll hang out in the revival spots
Watching clueless har!mans giving shots.
Every good grave digger's
Gonna end up there
Every Zombie Honey
with their rancid hair
And we'll bust in their private rooms
With the latest infection
and we’re going to chew
We'll get you
with an evil smile
Everybody's knows
That we’re all hostile
well..
Hey hey I wanna be a Zombie
Hey hey I wanna be a Zombie
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…
March 18th 2009:
Rnrhrrradio is back on the air.
I'm your DJ, FW vonJones, spinning the undead wax that'll
calm even the most savage of Zeds.
Here's that classic hit from everyone's favorite alternative
metal band from Seattle, Ar!zh ahn Ganzgrabh.
Here's 'Barhah' on Rnrhrrradio.
Na-hab z abban ahn g!b mah
Nah-namrh!z az grahm barg graa
Abara abban brang graa barhah
Barg za-rabah an bargbarg
Za-barragahz nah za!b!n za
Bang-bang z!ng grahm na-ahnna zahmhaarh
Mah zahmbah grahm barg harmanz
Ahhhh har grahm graa zahmbahz, ahhhh
Bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh
Na, na, na bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh
Ram barragazh mah brazzaz!
Zah nah-namrh!z har an barg bra!nz
Abar za-bra!nz arh arm anh zam, ahhhhhh
H!n bang-bang na gahhahngg mrh
H!n brahzzah az a!rmrh h!n namrh a!rmrh
Gaz braaz hab zah harmanz gag ann mah banana
Mah zahmbah grahm barg harmanz
ahhhh har grahm graa zahmbahz, ahhhh
Bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh
na, na, na bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh
That was definately a great tune. Thank Gaz that Lahnzam Ztalah was
already dead, otherwise, the amount of drugs he did would
definately have killed him.
Here's FW vonJones, signing off. Hope the brains are
plentiful in your neck of Malton.
March 16th 2009:
And now another power ballad from Jean’s flight “Screaming Agony”
Hush now dont you try
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye
You’re hiding in your bed
Hoping it was all a bad dream
Clawing at your head
Your mind begins to feel the pain
While your leaving the game of life
So here it is, there is no chance
Trying to hold us at bay
Your nightmare is over...or has it just begun?
Theres no place hide
A doorway that shatters in the night
Relax fool, stay right there
But only didnt realize it and you are scared
Its a place where you will hide
To realize your fears, recognize my peers
And tear the parts of your mind
Embrace the new world
Suddenly, you hear and see
Our inevitable infection
I-will be hovering over you
I-am gonna see it through
I-will devour you in the night
I-am moaning next to you...in screaming agony
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…
March 15th 2009:
And now a ditty from Napoelian and the Tear-a- parts, “The’re coming to drag me away"
Remember when you ran away,
and I broke down the cades and
begged you not to leave,
because I'd go bezerk?
Well,
You left me anyhow and
then the infection got worse and worse,
and now you see I've gone completley
Zeddddddddddddd!
And,The're coming to drag me away........ RNRARRRH
The're coming to drag me away........hoho......hehe...... RNRARRRH
I’ve bought farm, where death is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see Undeadites in their bloody coats
The're coming to drag me away........ RNRARRRH
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 15th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
And now a power ballad from the group Flee’d with “Cades wide open”
Well I just heard the news today
It seems your life is going to change
Just close you eyes and pray
Then the screams come from your face
With cades wide open
Without sunlight
We break into this place
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
With cades wide open
Well I don't know if your ready
To take our wrath, I guess you’ll have to be
We will take your breath, no matter how you cried
Just stand in awe, we've destroyed life
With cades wide open
Without sunlight
We break into this place
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you fear
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
With cades wide open
We’ll eat everything ...oh yeah
With cades wide open..wide open
If you get the gist
and head our demand
there’s no hope you see
I hope you understand
That we can take your life
And hold it by the hand
And eat the world
With cades wide open...
With cades wide open
Without sunlight
We break into this place
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you fear
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
With cades wide open
I'll show you everything..oh yeah
With cades wide open....wide open
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 12th 2009:
This is Doc Morgus with this Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 news report
Sources close to the Undeadites have told us that harman
attacks along the Dartside/Williamsville border have begun
I tried to get some interviews of the recently attacked, but
they merely laid on the street bleeding. Although one victim
was quoted as saying 'Mrh?'
As always the Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 street team will keep you
posted on the whereabouts of the biggest little horde in
Malton...The Undeadites.
We now return you to the soothing sounds of VoiceintheDark,
spinning your favorite Undeadite hits. This is Doc Morgus
saying Rnrarrrh and good night.
March 11th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
And now from Malton Got Talent
The Grue Man Group with Baba O’dieeee
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
to end the living
You don’t need to fight
there’s no help in sight
We won’t forgiven
Don't try
Don't raise your cades
It's only Zombie wasteland
Avoid my hand
I doubt you can
knee deep in mire
Don't look over your shoulder
No exodus is here
The infected ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much colder
Zombie wasteland
It's just a Zombie wasteland
Zombie wasteland
Oh, oh
Zombie wasteland
They're all wasted
March 10th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
A Special Request for Doctor Morgus who is in surgery
Touch of Prey by the Grateful Zed
Must be getting errie, clocks are running late.
Sink my teeth in a moaning guy, its all cold.
Dawn is breaking everywhere, fight a zombie, skull does tear
Draw the curtains I dont care, but its all fright
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive.
Its a lesson to thee, the Zombies and the Pkers all believe
The abcs we all think of, try kill with a little love.
I know your life is in arrears, our hunger has been fed for years
Its even worse than it appears, but its all right
Cow is laying waste to all seen, but you try to cade in-between
The words you udder are all just screams, but its all right
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive.
Running around and having fits, thats all there really is to it
Moan through your teeth and split, but its all right
Oh well a touch of prey, had to bite you anyway,
Thats all I had to say, but its all right
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive.
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking,
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 6th 2009:
You broadcast "Lockettside has fallen to the Mall tour and the Undeadites!
The hippies of St. Alex are once again homeless.
All is as it should be." on 28.05 MHz.
March 5th 2009:
And now a dead-a-cation to the hippies in St Alexander’s
“Lurch Along” by the All American zombies
Go ahead as you waste your days with cading
When you fall zombies eating
Another day and you've had your fill of shrieking
With your brains held in our
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Moan to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Lurch along, Lurch along like I know you do
And even when their hope is gone
Lurch along, Lurch along just to make it through
Lurch along
Lurch along
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking,
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 5th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s infected today
Malton and all the people
Say that all people must be free
Meanwhile back in St Alexander’s
There's a man who’s infected just like me
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s ruined today
Static...Another fine song from Paul is dead
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking,
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
March 4th 2009:
Attention Thompson mall shoppers...
There is a sale on brainz in the food court...
There is a sale on brainz in the food court...
Despite the best efforts of the harmanz,
The mall has been breached and the mall tour has arrived for
basement bargains and tasty shoppers.
Rnrarrrh!!!" on 28.05 MHz.
March 2nd 2009:
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Baracades, Generators, This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
All we are saying is give teeth a chance
All we are saying is give teeth a chance
Another classic from Zomb Deadon here on Undeadite Radio
And now a dead-a-cation to the Hippies in St Alexander's Hospital
Some Famous Quotes
We attack no one, with or without provocation, and by no means judge anyone. A Valkyrie has to be the type of person that can be PK'ed over and over and let it go… - Izumi Orimoto
A non-violent man or woman will and should die without retaliation,
anger or malice, in self-defense or in defending the honour of their
womenfolk. This is the highest form of bravery. If an individual or
group of people are unable or unwilling to follow this great law of life,
retaliation or resistance unto death is the second best, though a long
way off from the first.- Gandhi
“Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.”
Paul Harvey Good ….GAAAAAAA!
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
February 28th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
This special request goes out to the Hippies in St Alexander's Hospital
Did you miss us (maybe you should have had better aim)
We’re BACK!!!!!
And now something from Zomb Deadon
Imagine no barricades, I wonder if you can, just head our hunger, The destruction of man. Imagine all the zombies Sharing all the Brains. GAHAAA-A-HAAAA
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..
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