Unholy Trinity
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Abbreviation:
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UT
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Group Numbers:
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3. We're a trinity. Duh.
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Leadership:
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Cataleya (forum diplomacy), Aruhito (wiki diplomacy)
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Goals:
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Sight-seeing, and crashing into every firing range in Malton. Oh, and shopping!
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Recruitment Policy:
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Private group.
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Contact:
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Talk:Unholy Trinity
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What is Unholy Trinity?
Unholy Trinity is a tightly-knit group consisting of three highly-coordinated players, taking upon the roles of The Shopaholic (Cataleya), The Batshit Insane (Aruhito), and The Go-Go Dancer (Harduk).
OMGWTFBBQ YOU KILLED ME! I'M SO ANGRY!
It's nothing against you, we promise! We usually just kill anyone who pushed us in the queue to the checkout counter in the grocery store, people who turn their music up way too loudly, policemen who just sit around and eat donuts, or anyone who interferes with our shopping, really. You see, we love shopping. Shopping, shopping, shopping, go go supermarkets, hooray!
Of course, there are always exceptions to this rule.
If you feel particularly upset about getting killed, feel free to leave a message in the talk page. Speaking of which...
Killboard
Kill count: 213 as of 16:35, 9 July 2014 (UTC)
Kills from Samhain Slaughter Seven and prior can be found here.
Dates
250 kills: ???
200 kills: July 5, 2014
150 kills: December 14, 2013
100 kills: November 2, 2013
75 kills: October 4, 2013
50 kills: September 18, 2013
25 kills: August 29, 2013
10 kills: August 13, 2013
Back to Basics
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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213 |
2014.7.9 |
Hyve1 |
Allwillruin |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
if you kill newbs who sleep on the street, then don't sleep in the mall, amateur.
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212 |
2014.7.9 |
Zenebatos |
The Dead |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
how dare you betray your zethren like this? we're bringing you back to them, regardless.
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211 |
2014.7.8 |
Pale Horseman |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
in communist malton, I take YOU to hell!
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210 |
2014.7.8 |
Revelation22 |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
we're nowhere close to the river kievan, what kind of crack are you on? this is pretty much the city of death.
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209 |
2014.7.8 |
Dudeaga |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
it's like malton's factories all produce clones! hey, we can all dream.
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208 |
2014.7.7 |
m1m |
Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit there may be a cure to the infection, but none for the city's decay.
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207 |
2014.7.7 |
Samuel Lamb |
Communist Party of Malton |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
thought you'd be left unscathed?
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206 |
2014.7.7 |
Hagen von Gibichung |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
let the games begin! a half-nibelung corpse, to start things off!
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205 |
2014.7.7 |
Darkjoker85 |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
shame, i thought there was something underneath that trickster's visage.
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204 |
2014.7.6 |
Viprin |
-ETK- |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
we all die to live, we all live to die.
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203 |
2014.7.6 |
morbid x |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, live every day like it's your last, die like you'll live again.
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202 |
2014.7.6 |
Koverchenko |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
your height doesn't help your case, neither do the dogtags. what's up with the weird jacket anyway?
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201 |
2014.7.6 |
Anadorian Silverblad |
none |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
i can give you some fashion advice: everything looks better bloodred.
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200 |
2014.7.5 |
tthe jerk |
none |
Harduk |
Junkyard 25,7 |
i bet you already knew, but you're quite the jerk
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199 |
2014.7.5 |
Loveburger |
Rbrh mrh! |
Cataleya |
Calvert Mall |
if your love was just a burger, will you let me take a bite?
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The Reunion of a Trinity
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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198 |
2014.6.23 |
Ghost Pepper |
none |
Harduk |
Cleal Cinema |
penultimate hit, i do not seek to torment you, but rather, to expunge you.
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197 |
2014.6.21 |
Torir |
none |
Aruhito |
McEvoy Drive Railway Station |
penultimate hit, that's almost 'surviving in malton 101'! flak jackets can't protect you from punches, though.
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196 |
2014.6.18 |
Jenna Mouse |
Bad Wolf |
Harduk |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
let's take some selfies! that wasn't what you meant by a photo 'shoot'? sorry about that... not!
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195 |
2014.6.18 |
Kilian Render |
Bad Wolf |
Aruhito |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
penultimate hit, you're a good sport, i'll give you that.
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194 |
2014.6.16 |
TattoedTA |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, would you despise reality if it were stranger than your dreams?
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193 |
2014.6.16 |
sean wedgwood |
CCPD |
Harduk |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
let's face it, you'll never be even half as badass.
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192 |
2014.6.15 |
penvseniy |
Bad Wolf |
Harduk |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
maintaining your guns ensures that 'accidents' like these don't happen to you!
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191 |
2014.6.15 |
Extorsion |
Bad Wolf |
Aruhito |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
penultimate hit, once you've gone black, you'll never go back.
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190 |
2014.6.15 |
Kilian Render |
Bad Wolf |
Cataleya |
St. Wulfstan's Church |
i like your bling, but it suits me better. :P
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189 |
2014.6.14 |
SploogeWarrior |
CCPD |
Harduk |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
sies man, i have no words for you, sir.
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188 |
2014.6.14 |
A Green Ham |
none |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate slice, it's the closest thing i can have to a large ham, and i sure won't be choosy over food!
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187 |
2014.6.14 |
A handful of dust |
none |
Cataleya |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
careful now, i know you can't handle me blowing you away.
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Fourteen for 2014!
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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186 |
2014.1.12 |
Lord of Tears |
ICH Team |
Aruhito |
The Pears Building |
penultimate hit, i no longer need to cry, for i have brought you to peace.
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185 |
2014.1.12 |
NapoleonRising |
none |
Aruhito |
Obern Towers |
penultimate hit, your deceit does not impress me, when i can see straight into you.
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184 |
2014.1.10 |
Freedom |
none |
Aruhito |
St. Columba's Hospital |
penultimate hit, perhaps you are merely a distant memory of the past, when what truly rules us is (our fear) the iron grip of death.
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183 |
2014.1.5 |
the fister |
none |
Aruhito |
Catherine General Hospital |
penultimate hit, i'd sue you on the grounds of medical malpractice!, and i don't mean in a kinky way!
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182 |
2014.1.4 |
xcerazes1 |
Feral Movement |
Aruhito |
The Nettleton Building |
penultimate hit, deception requires twice the reason, and lacking this is not what makes for effective deceit.
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181 |
2014.1.4 |
paulush |
none |
Harduk |
Warehouse 41,13 |
though i must admit, you must have some bad luck.
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180 |
2014.1.3 |
Dan Dare2 |
none |
Aruhito |
St. Simon's Hospital |
penultimate hit, but but you were so badass, though i think i might be glad you're just a clone.
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179 |
2014.1.2 |
Tim Dobbins |
Malton Teacher's Union, Playground monitor |
Harduk |
Junkyard 45,19 |
we never know, something might hurt you, compared to those glass shards and shrapnels, i'm quite gentle.
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178 |
2014.1.2 |
blue dragon x |
none |
Aruhito |
Junkyard 39,16 |
penultimate hit, talk about cheap rip-offs, at least three blue eyes white dragon cards aren't the most imba thing now.
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Tending to the Garden of Forever
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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177 |
2013.12.30 |
Anne May |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
Digby Towers |
penultimate hit, i'm no necromancer, but i want to be your romancing sir.
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176 |
2013.12.30 |
DennisZotorman |
Burchell Arms Regulars |
Harduk |
Prouse Avenue School |
miau miau wilde katze, i'm not a cat man i promise!
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175 |
2013.12.30 |
Melkanador2 |
none |
Aruhito |
The Portass Museum |
penultimate hit, i thought i was finally able to meet the big man, it's fine, i like mario gomez more than matthias mueller anyway.
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174 |
2013.12.29 |
Abject Degenerate |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
The Norvell Building |
penultimate hit, you give yourself too little credit, ?rise, and show them what you really are.
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173 |
2013.12.28 |
Abacination |
Dual Nature |
Aruhito |
The Lion Enclosure |
penultimate hit, it's a private show for one night only, for your eyes and mine only.
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172 |
2013.12.27 |
JR BobDobbs |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
The Dundas Building |
there is always hope, you will ?rise again.
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Wanderlust, Part Deux
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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171 |
2013.12.25 |
Greg half elf |
none |
Aruhito |
Farrant Crescent Police Dept |
penultimate hit, party hard these holidays, but NEVER overdo it!
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170 |
2013.12.25 |
Dick Bitchin |
Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 57,29 |
penultimate hit, hey, i want some red rum too!, but i only have spares of gunpowder.
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169 |
2013.12.24 |
ChuckTheMagicMan |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
here's a magic trick!, that was fun, let's do it again!
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168 |
2013.12.24 |
The Sorrowful Man |
none |
Aruhito |
Manuel Towers |
penultimate hit, is there any way i can make you happy?, or will you forever wander with your sorrows?
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167 |
2013.12.24 |
DoctrZombie |
none |
Aruhito |
The Nisbet Building |
penultimate hit, doctor, doctor, aren't we both sick?
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166 |
2013.12.23 |
Psycho Apostle |
none |
Aruhito |
The Bridle Museum |
penultimate hit, truth be told, i may be more psycho than you are.
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165 |
2013.12.22 |
Mrbigbro14 |
Mysterious Strangers |
Aruhito |
The Bridle Museum |
penultimate hit, i turn the tides, actually, that's a lie -- i just have lady luck's number.
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164 |
2013.12.21 |
Louthar |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
everyday's a holiday, when you get the present of bullets!
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163 |
2013.12.21 |
Officer Steele |
none |
Aruhito |
The Eford Motel |
penultimate hit, struck a nerve much?, definitely striking against your head, though!
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162 |
2013.12.20 |
Rotwang Moreau |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
not only does your fashion sense suck, but you're also terrible at survival for someone who has been here for 8 years!
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161 |
2013.12.20 |
crosbye |
none |
Harduk |
The MacMillan Hotel |
aging is sooooo last decade, all of us are immortal here!
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160 |
2013.12.19 |
Don Tartalia |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 83,41 |
penultimate hit, would you prefer living in hell with them, or dying in heaven with me?
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159 |
2013.12.18 |
Kevin Turvey |
The Fortress |
Harduk |
The Morrish Building |
you sure do give off the vibe that it went to your head, so i know you won't mind a bullet to the brain!
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158 |
2013.12.18 |
Neko Witch |
[DONT STARTLE THE WITCH!!!] |
Aruhito |
St Lucy's Church |
penultimate hit, that is one hell of a crack baby, kill it with fire AND ice!
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We Love Yetis (and we hate everyone else!)
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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157 |
2013.12.18 |
Pennsylvania Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Aruhito |
St Lucy's Church |
penultimate hit, a fresh change of bandag- er, yeti pelts!, on second thought, i'll make a fake santa beard out of it!
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156 |
2013.12.16 |
Swami Guru |
The Forsaken |
Cataleya |
Giddings Mall |
you aren't even living up to your group name, and for that, i have no problem forsaking you.
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155 |
2013.12.15 |
Drakiel |
Creedy Defense Force |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
you're not even cute, oh, stop it, you!
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154 |
2013.12.15 |
Lovedrop |
none |
Cataleya |
indeterminate |
lost screenshots, will add when found, kill on honour.
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153 |
2013.12.15 |
Monkey Doo |
none |
Aruhito |
Woollcombe Way |
penultimate hit, bruno, is that you?, i do want to play with you! :D
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152 |
2013.12.14 |
MW11 |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
i know something better than birthday sex, this celebration is going to be so METAL!
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151 |
2013.12.14 |
Malton's shield |
none |
Harduk |
Giddings Mall |
revv me up, baby, you and me -- we're a RIOT!
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150 |
2013.12.14 |
Lenny Lazaro |
H.A. |
Aruhito |
Cary Bank |
penultimate hit, i'm disappointed in you, but at the same time, it's nice to get revenge.
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149 |
2013.12.14 |
Isabel Readman |
OWK |
Aruhito |
Cary Bank |
penultimate hit not taken because lag, i just wanted to help you!, really, it's better off for you to die to me.
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148 |
2013.12.14 |
Kansas Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Cataleya |
Halberry Boulevard Police Dept |
now, each of us have new pelts!
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147 |
2013.12.14 |
North Carolina Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Cataleya |
Halberry Boulevard Police Dept |
bitches be jealous of my fur coats, because i've got them in unlimited supply!
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146 |
2013.12.13 |
Downinflames |
none |
Harduk |
Halberry Boulevard Police Dept |
keep me down, down in flames.
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145 |
2013.12.13 |
Drakiel |
Creedy Defense Force |
Harduk |
Halberry Boulevard Police Dept |
this is the season, to spread some holiday cheer!
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144 |
2013.12.13 |
BigJD5 |
none |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 83,41 |
penultimate hit, you can stop being afraid now, i promise.
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143 |
2013.12.13 |
Mississippi Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Cataleya |
Factory 88,50 |
my old one has too much blood on it now, i need to starve more yetis.
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Wanderlust
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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142 |
2013.12.13 |
ith0 |
The Fortress |
Cataleya |
Factory 88,50 |
no words, just emotion.
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141 |
2013.12.12 |
Jon Jacob Walker |
none |
Harduk |
The Bowles Museum |
i come to baptize you with fire, go forth and preach the true word of barhah!
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140 |
2013.12.12 |
Larry Hagman |
none |
Cataleya |
The Morrish Building |
i'll save you!, sorry for this faux pas, whoa, i thought that was a fak!
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139 |
2013.12.11 |
Albert Spinoza |
none |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 75,33 |
penultimate hit, survivors of the same crack flock together?, shame i can't infect you, but i can wake you up!
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138 |
2013.12.11 |
vituzata |
none |
Harduk |
Warehouse 75,33 |
you sure love to make yourself a target, huh?, this is the second time!, though this seems to be a hotspot in itself.
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137 |
2013.12.09 |
'Spider' |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, oops, i might have mixed you up, another for my arachnid collection!
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136 |
2013.12.09 |
Don Tartalia |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, mommy, lookie, a tarantula... aw, it's just a tartalia.
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135 |
2013.12.08 |
Constable Policeman |
MPSAF: Metropolitan Police Special Assault Force |
Aruhito |
Billet Road Fire Station |
penultimate hit, settle down, officer, settle down...
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134 |
2013.12.06 |
Malton's shield |
none |
Aruhito |
Giddings Mall |
penultimate hit, for man to want to live when god wants him to die, is madness.
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133 |
2013.12.04 |
Phantizzle |
none |
Aruhito |
Warehouse 75,33 |
penultimate hit, lorizzle my ipizzle, mamasay mamasa mamakusa
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132 |
2013.12.04 |
vituzata |
none |
Harduk |
Burchall Cinema |
might as well buff up, since you can't dodge bullets anyway.
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131 |
2013.12.01 |
a naked man |
none |
Aruhito |
Dowdney Mall |
come on, think of the children!
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130 |
2013.12.01 |
Debris |
none |
Aruhito |
Dowdney Mall |
penultimate hit, how can you be so heartless, that food wasn't for me, but still.
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129 |
2013.12.01 |
Theme Hospital |
none |
Harduk |
Scorse Cinema |
hospitals, now with more realism!
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128 |
2013.12.01 |
lugnuts |
none |
Cataleya |
St. Emelia's Church |
well, it's a good alternative!
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127 |
2013.12.01 |
brassman34 |
none |
Cataleya |
Heckworthy Towers |
why would i give you fish, it's better to teach you how to fish.
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126 |
2013.11.29 |
Zarquay |
none |
Cataleya |
Dowdney Mall |
why can't i hold all these non-descripts in my hands?, at least i can still make piles out of their dead bodies!
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Challenge Accepted!
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Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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125 |
2013.11.28 |
RaiNoTsuba |
Malton Fire Department |
Aruhito |
Club Hesse |
penultimate hit, ooh becky, look at dat axe, i like big axes and i cannot lie.
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124 |
2013.11.27 |
KlorZul |
none |
Cataleya |
The Morris Building |
what is up with Malton and its shitty fashion sense, fashion NEVER dies.
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123 |
2013.11.26 |
Harry Bollox |
The Dead Bunnies |
Cataleya |
Dowdney Mall |
you all stink!, literally speaking.
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122 |
2013.11.24 |
PENNYWlSE |
Flowers of Decay |
Aruhito |
Dupe Cinema |
you smell worse than a carrion flower, and yet you're beautiful.
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121 |
2013.11.22 |
Decider Inchief |
UD Fark |
Harduk |
The Herbert Building |
i-it's not like you had a choice anyway, b-baka!
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120 |
2013.11.22 |
Skibble |
none |
Harduk |
The Linney Museum |
there are times when flak jackets don't serve you well, this is one of those times.
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119 |
2013.11.20 |
sean wedgwood |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, kill on honour
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118 |
2013.11.20 |
Allsquiet |
CCPD Polizie |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, you're too noisy!, keep it down, i'm reading!
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117 |
2013.11.19 |
Twoshoesvans22 |
none |
Cataleya |
Bodd Library |
pink? that's so 90's, grow a better sense of fashion, will you?
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116 |
2013.11.19 |
Sorrowen |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, if you are the malady, i am not your cure
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115 |
2013.11.19 |
SploogeWarrior |
CCPD |
Aruhito |
Challenger Crescent Police Department |
penultimate hit, we are ghosts, singing a melody
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Pitiful Pitneybank
# |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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114 |
2013.11.16 |
sleepy195 |
none |
Aruhito |
The Lion Enclosure |
penultimate hit, aw, sleepy little one, hopefully this will wake you up?
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113 |
2013.11.15 |
Darkwilled |
none |
Aruhito |
Chavasse Bank |
penultimate hit, there are two kinds of people, death
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112 |
2013.11.12 |
Refelos |
none |
Aruhito |
St. Clare's Church |
death
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111 |
2013.11.11 |
woody12 |
none |
Aruhito |
The Morrish Building |
penultimate hit, please consult a doctor, you seem to be carrying a huge load on you
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110 |
2013.11.09 |
Don Tartalia |
Creedy Defense Force |
Aruhito |
Boxall Road Fire Station |
penultimate hit, ooh, mister tartalia, ooh!, does it make you wwant me?
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109 |
2013.11.08 |
Fake Fur Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, kill on honor
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108 |
2013.11.08 |
Walking Dick |
none |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, in addition, the 100% hit rate is not suspicious at all, i also landed that punch on the first try!
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107 |
2013.11.04 |
ROGER3 |
none |
Aruhito |
Boutcher Alley Police Dept |
penultimate hit, hello there, let's play a game.
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106 |
2013.11.03 |
an abstract painting |
none |
Aruhito |
Inder Library |
penultimate hit, out of you, i shall make a masterpiece
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105 |
2013.11.03 |
Louthar |
none |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, i will make pelts out of you both, hey, i need souvenirs!
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104 |
2013.11.03 |
Arizona Yeti |
Save the Yeti |
Aruhito |
The MacMillan Hotel |
penultimate hit, death
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103 |
2013.11.03 |
SaveTheBlastedYeti |
Save the Yeti |
Cataleya |
The Heeks Motel |
i am not your savior, you are only worth coats to me
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102 |
2013.11.03 |
Alexander Gilles |
Creedy Defense Force |
Cataleya |
The Heeks Motel |
death
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101 |
2013.11.02 |
ginger kate |
none |
Harduk |
The MacMillan Hotel |
there are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's multipass
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