Unholy Trinity

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Unholy Trinity
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Abbreviation: UT
Group Numbers: 3. We're a trinity. Duh.
Leadership: Cataleya (forum diplomacy), Aruhito (wiki diplomacy)
Goals: Sight-seeing, and crashing into every firing range in Malton. Oh, and shopping!
Recruitment Policy: Private group.
Contact: Talk:Unholy Trinity

What is Unholy Trinity?

Unholy Trinity is a tightly-knit group consisting of three highly-coordinated players, taking upon the roles of The Shopaholic (Cataleya), The Batshit Insane (Aruhito), and The Go-Go Dancer (Harduk).

OMGWTFBBQ YOU KILLED ME! I'M SO ANGRY!

It's nothing against you, we promise! We usually just kill anyone who pushed us in the queue to the checkout counter in the grocery store, people who turn their music up way too loudly, policemen who just sit around and eat donuts, or anyone who interferes with our shopping, really. You see, we love shopping. Shopping, shopping, shopping, go go supermarkets, hooray!

Of course, there are always exceptions to this rule.

If you feel particularly upset about getting killed, feel free to leave a message in the talk page. Speaking of which...

Killboard

Kill count: 198 as of 16:16, 22 June 2014 (UTC)
Kills prior to November 2, 2013 can be found here.

Dates

200 kills: ???
150 kills: December 14, 2013
100 kills: November 2, 2013
75 kills: October 4, 2013
50 kills: September 18, 2013
25 kills: August 29, 2013
10 kills: August 13, 2013

The Reunion of a Trinity

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
198 2014.6.23 Ghost Pepper none Harduk Cleal Cinema penultimate hit, i do not seek to torment you, but rather, to expunge you.
197 2014.6.21 Torir none Aruhito McEvoy Drive Railway Station penultimate hit, that's almost 'surviving in malton 101'! flak jackets can't protect you from punches, though.
196 2014.6.18 Jenna Mouse Bad Wolf Harduk St. Wulfstan's Church let's take some selfies! that wasn't what you meant by a photo 'shoot'? sorry about that... not!
195 2014.6.18 Kilian Render Bad Wolf Aruhito St. Wulfstan's Church penultimate hit, you're a good sport, i'll give you that.
194 2014.6.16 TattoedTA CCPD Aruhito Challenger Crescent Police Department penultimate hit, would you despise reality if it were stranger than your dreams?
193 2014.6.16 sean wedgwood CCPD Harduk Challenger Crescent Police Department let's face it, you'll never be even half as badass.
192 2014.6.15 penvseniy Bad Wolf Harduk St. Wulfstan's Church maintaining your guns ensures that 'accidents' like these don't happen to you!
191 2014.6.15 Extorsion Bad Wolf Aruhito St. Wulfstan's Church penultimate hit, once you've gone black, you'll never go back.
190 2014.6.15 Kilian Render Bad Wolf Cataleya St. Wulfstan's Church i like your bling, but it suits me better. :P
189 2014.6.14 SploogeWarrior CCPD Harduk Challenger Crescent Police Department sies man, i have no words for you, sir.
188 2014.6.14 A Green Ham none Aruhito Challenger Crescent Police Department penultimate slice, it's the closest thing i can have to a large ham, and i sure won't be choosy over food!
187 2014.6.14 A handful of dust none Cataleya Challenger Crescent Police Department careful now, i know you can't handle me blowing you away.

Fourteen for 2014!

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
186 2014.1.12 Lord of Tears ICH Team Aruhito The Pears Building penultimate hit, i no longer need to cry, for i have brought you to peace.
185 2014.1.12 NapoleonRising none Aruhito Obern Towers penultimate hit, your deceit does not impress me, when i can see straight into you.
184 2014.1.10 Freedom none Aruhito St. Columba's Hospital penultimate hit, perhaps you are merely a distant memory of the past, when what truly rules us is (our fear) the iron grip of death.
183 2014.1.5 the fister none Aruhito Catherine General Hospital penultimate hit, i'd sue you on the grounds of medical malpractice!, and i don't mean in a kinky way!
182 2014.1.4 xcerazes1 Feral Movement Aruhito The Nettleton Building penultimate hit, deception requires twice the reason, and lacking this is not what makes for effective deceit.
181 2014.1.4 paulush none Harduk Warehouse 41,13 though i must admit, you must have some bad luck.
180 2014.1.3 Dan Dare2 none Aruhito St. Simon's Hospital penultimate hit, but but you were so badass, though i think i might be glad you're just a clone.
179 2014.1.2 Tim Dobbins Malton Teacher's Union, Playground monitor Harduk Junkyard 45,19 we never know, something might hurt you, compared to those glass shards and shrapnels, i'm quite gentle.
178 2014.1.2 blue dragon x none Aruhito Junkyard 39,16 penultimate hit, talk about cheap rip-offs, at least three blue eyes white dragon cards aren't the most imba thing now.

Tending to the Garden of Forever

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
177 2013.12.30 Anne May Flowers of Decay Aruhito Digby Towers penultimate hit, i'm no necromancer, but i want to be your romancing sir.
176 2013.12.30 DennisZotorman Burchell Arms Regulars Harduk Prouse Avenue School miau miau wilde katze, i'm not a cat man i promise!
175 2013.12.30 Melkanador2 none Aruhito The Portass Museum penultimate hit, i thought i was finally able to meet the big man, it's fine, i like mario gomez more than matthias mueller anyway.
174 2013.12.29 Abject Degenerate Flowers of Decay Aruhito The Norvell Building penultimate hit, you give yourself too little credit, ?rise, and show them what you really are.
173 2013.12.28 Abacination Dual Nature Aruhito The Lion Enclosure penultimate hit, it's a private show for one night only, for your eyes and mine only.
172 2013.12.27 JR BobDobbs Flowers of Decay Aruhito The Dundas Building there is always hope, you will ?rise again.

Wanderlust, Part Deux

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
171 2013.12.25 Greg half elf none Aruhito Farrant Crescent Police Dept penultimate hit, party hard these holidays, but NEVER overdo it!
170 2013.12.25 Dick Bitchin Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia Aruhito Warehouse 57,29 penultimate hit, hey, i want some red rum too!, but i only have spares of gunpowder.
169 2013.12.24 ChuckTheMagicMan none Harduk Giddings Mall here's a magic trick!, that was fun, let's do it again!
168 2013.12.24 The Sorrowful Man none Aruhito Manuel Towers penultimate hit, is there any way i can make you happy?, or will you forever wander with your sorrows?
167 2013.12.24 DoctrZombie none Aruhito The Nisbet Building penultimate hit, doctor, doctor, aren't we both sick?
166 2013.12.23 Psycho Apostle none Aruhito The Bridle Museum penultimate hit, truth be told, i may be more psycho than you are.
165 2013.12.22 Mrbigbro14 Mysterious Strangers Aruhito The Bridle Museum penultimate hit, i turn the tides, actually, that's a lie -- i just have lady luck's number.
164 2013.12.21 Louthar none Harduk Giddings Mall everyday's a holiday, when you get the present of bullets!
163 2013.12.21 Officer Steele none Aruhito The Eford Motel penultimate hit, struck a nerve much?, definitely striking against your head, though!
162 2013.12.20 Rotwang Moreau none Harduk Giddings Mall not only does your fashion sense suck, but you're also terrible at survival for someone who has been here for 8 years!
161 2013.12.20 crosbye none Harduk The MacMillan Hotel aging is sooooo last decade, all of us are immortal here!
160 2013.12.19 Don Tartalia Creedy Defense Force Aruhito Warehouse 83,41 penultimate hit, would you prefer living in hell with them, or dying in heaven with me?
159 2013.12.18 Kevin Turvey The Fortress Harduk The Morrish Building you sure do give off the vibe that it went to your head, so i know you won't mind a bullet to the brain!
158 2013.12.18 Neko Witch [DONT STARTLE THE WITCH!!!] Aruhito St Lucy's Church penultimate hit, that is one hell of a crack baby, kill it with fire AND ice!

We Love Yetis (and we hate everyone else!)

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
157 2013.12.18 Pennsylvania Yeti Save the Yeti Aruhito St Lucy's Church penultimate hit, a fresh change of bandag- er, yeti pelts!, on second thought, i'll make a fake santa beard out of it!
156 2013.12.16 Swami Guru The Forsaken Cataleya Giddings Mall you aren't even living up to your group name, and for that, i have no problem forsaking you.
155 2013.12.15 Drakiel Creedy Defense Force Harduk Giddings Mall you're not even cute, oh, stop it, you!
154 2013.12.15 Lovedrop none Cataleya indeterminate lost screenshots, will add when found, kill on honour.
153 2013.12.15 Monkey Doo none Aruhito Woollcombe Way penultimate hit, bruno, is that you?, i do want to play with you! :D
152 2013.12.14 MW11 none Harduk Giddings Mall i know something better than birthday sex, this celebration is going to be so METAL!
151 2013.12.14 Malton's shield none Harduk Giddings Mall revv me up, baby, you and me -- we're a RIOT!
150 2013.12.14 Lenny Lazaro H.A. Aruhito Cary Bank penultimate hit, i'm disappointed in you, but at the same time, it's nice to get revenge.
149 2013.12.14 Isabel Readman OWK Aruhito Cary Bank penultimate hit not taken because lag, i just wanted to help you!, really, it's better off for you to die to me.
148 2013.12.14 Kansas Yeti Save the Yeti Cataleya Halberry Boulevard Police Dept now, each of us have new pelts!
147 2013.12.14 North Carolina Yeti Save the Yeti Cataleya Halberry Boulevard Police Dept bitches be jealous of my fur coats, because i've got them in unlimited supply!
146 2013.12.13 Downinflames none Harduk Halberry Boulevard Police Dept keep me down, down in flames.
145 2013.12.13 Drakiel Creedy Defense Force Harduk Halberry Boulevard Police Dept this is the season, to spread some holiday cheer!
144 2013.12.13 BigJD5 none Aruhito Warehouse 83,41 penultimate hit, you can stop being afraid now, i promise.
143 2013.12.13 Mississippi Yeti Save the Yeti Cataleya Factory 88,50 my old one has too much blood on it now, i need to starve more yetis.

Wanderlust

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
142 2013.12.13 ith0 The Fortress Cataleya Factory 88,50 no words, just emotion.
141 2013.12.12 Jon Jacob Walker none Harduk The Bowles Museum i come to baptize you with fire, go forth and preach the true word of barhah!
140 2013.12.12 Larry Hagman none Cataleya The Morrish Building i'll save you!, sorry for this faux pas, whoa, i thought that was a fak!
139 2013.12.11 Albert Spinoza none Aruhito Warehouse 75,33 penultimate hit, survivors of the same crack flock together?, shame i can't infect you, but i can wake you up!
138 2013.12.11 vituzata none Harduk Warehouse 75,33 you sure love to make yourself a target, huh?, this is the second time!, though this seems to be a hotspot in itself.
137 2013.12.09 'Spider' Creedy Defense Force Aruhito Giddings Mall penultimate hit, oops, i might have mixed you up, another for my arachnid collection!
136 2013.12.09 Don Tartalia Creedy Defense Force Aruhito Giddings Mall penultimate hit, mommy, lookie, a tarantula... aw, it's just a tartalia.
135 2013.12.08 Constable Policeman MPSAF: Metropolitan Police Special Assault Force Aruhito Billet Road Fire Station penultimate hit, settle down, officer, settle down...
134 2013.12.06 Malton's shield none Aruhito Giddings Mall penultimate hit, for man to want to live when god wants him to die, is madness.
133 2013.12.04 Phantizzle none Aruhito Warehouse 75,33 penultimate hit, lorizzle my ipizzle, mamasay mamasa mamakusa
132 2013.12.04 vituzata none Harduk Burchall Cinema might as well buff up, since you can't dodge bullets anyway.
131 2013.12.01 a naked man none Aruhito Dowdney Mall come on, think of the children!
130 2013.12.01 Debris none Aruhito Dowdney Mall penultimate hit, how can you be so heartless, that food wasn't for me, but still.
129 2013.12.01 Theme Hospital none Harduk Scorse Cinema hospitals, now with more realism!
128 2013.12.01 lugnuts none Cataleya St. Emelia's Church well, it's a good alternative!
127 2013.12.01 brassman34 none Cataleya Heckworthy Towers why would i give you fish, it's better to teach you how to fish.
126 2013.11.29 Zarquay none Cataleya Dowdney Mall why can't i hold all these non-descripts in my hands?, at least i can still make piles out of their dead bodies!

Challenge Accepted!

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
125 2013.11.28 RaiNoTsuba Malton Fire Department Aruhito Club Hesse penultimate hit, ooh becky, look at dat axe, i like big axes and i cannot lie.
124 2013.11.27 KlorZul none Cataleya The Morris Building what is up with Malton and its shitty fashion sense, fashion NEVER dies.
123 2013.11.26 Harry Bollox The Dead Bunnies Cataleya Dowdney Mall you all stink!, literally speaking.
122 2013.11.24 PENNYWlSE Flowers of Decay Aruhito Dupe Cinema you smell worse than a carrion flower, and yet you're beautiful.
121 2013.11.22 Decider Inchief UD Fark Harduk The Herbert Building i-it's not like you had a choice anyway, b-baka!
120 2013.11.22 Skibble none Harduk The Linney Museum there are times when flak jackets don't serve you well, this is one of those times.
119 2013.11.20 sean wedgwood CCPD Aruhito Challenger Crescent Police Department penultimate hit, kill on honour
118 2013.11.20 Allsquiet CCPD Polizie Aruhito Challenger Crescent Police Department penultimate hit, you're too noisy!, keep it down, i'm reading!
117 2013.11.19 Twoshoesvans22 none Cataleya Bodd Library pink? that's so 90's, grow a better sense of fashion, will you?
116 2013.11.19 Sorrowen CCPD Aruhito Challenger Crescent Police Department penultimate hit, if you are the malady, i am not your cure
115 2013.11.19 SploogeWarrior CCPD Aruhito Challenger Crescent Police Department penultimate hit, we are ghosts, singing a melody

Pitiful Pitneybank

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
114 2013.11.16 sleepy195 none Aruhito The Lion Enclosure penultimate hit, aw, sleepy little one, hopefully this will wake you up?
113 2013.11.15 Darkwilled none Aruhito Chavasse Bank penultimate hit, there are two kinds of people, death
112 2013.11.12 Refelos none Aruhito St. Clare's Church death
111 2013.11.11 woody12 none Aruhito The Morrish Building penultimate hit, please consult a doctor, you seem to be carrying a huge load on you
110 2013.11.09 Don Tartalia Creedy Defense Force Aruhito Boxall Road Fire Station penultimate hit, ooh, mister tartalia, ooh!, does it make you wwant me?
109 2013.11.08 Fake Fur Yeti Save the Yeti Aruhito The MacMillan Hotel penultimate hit, kill on honor
108 2013.11.08 Walking Dick none Aruhito The MacMillan Hotel penultimate hit, in addition, the 100% hit rate is not suspicious at all, i also landed that punch on the first try!
107 2013.11.04 ROGER3 none Aruhito Boutcher Alley Police Dept penultimate hit, hello there, let's play a game.
106 2013.11.03 an abstract painting none Aruhito Inder Library penultimate hit, out of you, i shall make a masterpiece
105 2013.11.03 Louthar none Aruhito The MacMillan Hotel penultimate hit, i will make pelts out of you both, hey, i need souvenirs!
104 2013.11.03 Arizona Yeti Save the Yeti Aruhito The MacMillan Hotel penultimate hit, death
103 2013.11.03 SaveTheBlastedYeti Save the Yeti Cataleya The Heeks Motel i am not your savior, you are only worth coats to me
102 2013.11.03 Alexander Gilles Creedy Defense Force Cataleya The Heeks Motel death
101 2013.11.02 ginger kate none Harduk The MacMillan Hotel there are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's multipass

Seven for Samhain Slaughter Seven!

# Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation
100 2013.11.02 crosbye none Aruhito Giddings Mall accidental kill steal
99 2013.11.02 Deaths View St. Anastasius' Royal Guard Aruhito Giddings Mall penultimate hit, your hubris does not assist you, but instead destroys you, i am but one instrument, serving to take your soul
98 2013.11.02 Major Medical none Harduk Giddings Mall do you need some help?, you need major medical help!, or perhaps major, major medical attention.
97 2013.11.02 Mang Dagul none Aruhito Giddings Mall penultimate hit CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH PREASE, i'm your number one fan! cat says this sounds like chickens clucking, i can say that for the record i'm from that country, alternate view, stop stretching dumbwits
96 2013.11.02 ksantala none Cataleya Giddings Mall a kiss!, of death, another view, kissy kissy goo goo
95 2013.11.02 Fergus MacLeod none Harduk Giddings Mall let's clear the air, it's very musky around here
94 2013.11.02 Monolith92 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Cataleya Giddings Mall STOP STALKING ME, or else, you're getting it, and no, not that