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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals'''
|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Goals'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''To annihilate Malton's ignorant, apathetic, and uneducated.''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''To annihilate Malton's potatos, yujuuuuu''
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|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy'''
|style="text-align: left; width: 12em; vertical-align:top; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817; border-right:solid 1px #AF7817"|'''Recruitment Policy'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[http://philosopheknights.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=473 ''For future Philosophe Knights'']
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|[POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''Philosophe''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #AF7817"|''ZOMBIESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH''
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Take a little walk to the edge of town.  Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
Take a little walk to the edge of town.  Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks.
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Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires.
GLUP GLUP
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<span style="color: red">
Hey man, you know you're never coming back.
Hey man, you know you're coming back. (WHY?)
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Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks....
Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills,past Paris, past toilet, past guns, past the stacks....
On a gathering storm comes
On a gathering storm comes
a tall handsome man
a tall handsome man
in a dusty black coat with
in a dusty black coat with
a red right hand.
a red right dick.
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<span style="color: red">
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ

Revision as of 18:08, 13 August 2008


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Sir WV
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Group stupy Philosophe Knights.
Name Le Penseur is stupy
Goals To annihilate Malton's potatos, yujuuuuu
Recruitment Policy [POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
Rank ZOMBIESSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Take a little walk to the edge of town. Go across the tracks where the viaduct looms, like a bird of doom....as it shifts and cracks. GLUP GLUP Hey man, you know you're coming back. (WHY?) Past the square, past the bridge, past the mills,past Paris, past toilet, past guns, past the stacks.... On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man in a dusty black coat with a red right dick. zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ He's a potato WTF?

HAHAHAHA



The following was taken directly from 26-page internal and water police report about one of Malton's serial potatos killer.

The report was obtained by Channel 4(but I prefer channel 6) News Team anchorman Brick Tamlin.

I just don't know what the hell we should expect next from this psycho. All we know is that he claims membership with the obscure order of scholars known as the Philosophe Knights. His attacks seem to be predecibles and he will kill every potato. We have no clue what he looks like due to the fact that he wears a white mask (to hidden bukakes) with what appears to be a star over the left eye. He should be considered armed and dangerous (HAHAHA, I'm joking). If he's not stopped soon, more lives of potatos will be lost.



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A list of all kills made in the name of cats and potatos

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Glup glup

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There are others that I seldom play also, but their names are my little secret. (ZERGGGGG)

I support these policies!

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

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