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A member of The Malton Zookeepers . Us Zookeepers have one goal, to keep the zoo safe and fun. If you'd like to join vist www.maltoncityzoo.com.
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Friend Of The Zoo
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The Thinking Monkey brings luck to friends of the Malton City Zoo!
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Optimus Prime
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The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass.
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I'm Smarter
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This user is smarter than you.
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ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
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This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
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Too Many Templates
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This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
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This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
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Dolphins
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This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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Killer Whales
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This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
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Tusken Raider
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WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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Template Whore
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This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
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Tetris Addict
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This user is addicted to Tetris.
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R.I.P.
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Steve Irwin
22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006
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8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
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This user or group remembers Pluto.
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Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
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No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies
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This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks
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Mod Abuse LOL
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Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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Urban Dead
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This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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Equal Opportunity
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This user/group supports the equal opportunity policy and does not discriminate on grounds of vitality, welcoming members/friends from both the living and the dead.
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Where is Malton?
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Blood Panther thinks that Malton is in a city called Malton.
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How do you know she is a witch?
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This user was turned into a Newt...
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THE EMPIRE
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Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
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I'm Spartacus
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This user claims to be Spartacus.
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Oh Snap!
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Someone just got served!
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Captain Planet
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The power is yours!
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Colors
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This user's favorite color is Gray.
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WARNING!
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This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
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Visited Bale Mall
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This user has visited Bale Mall.
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Hypnotoad
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All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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Ninja
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This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
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Attack of the Clones
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Attack of the Dupe Clones!
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No More Wiki Drama
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This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
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Beardo Extraordinaire
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This user may need to step away from the computer and shave!
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ZUG ZUG
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This user or group can mine gold, chop lumber, and construct buildings
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OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
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This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!
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Remember To Sign!
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This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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Calendar
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Today is Friday, 19 Apr 2024
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Clock
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The time is currently 23:21 based on server time.
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Wii Owner
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This user owns a Wii, and recognizes the significance of Nintendo!
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Hamster
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Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord
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RUN!
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Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!
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Dont do it.
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Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.
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Death Cultist
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If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Ouch...
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This user gets pwn by the ball when playing a simple game of catch.
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Loves Kiwis
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This user loves kiwis and is probably off on his ranch raising whole flocks of the things.
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Top News from the city of Malton B B C
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Column
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The End Of Forks, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
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Column
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Santa Shot Down, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
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Column
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A New Infestation, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
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Column
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Protesters Protesting, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
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News/Story
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the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin
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News/Interview
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A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman
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News/Story
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The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press
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More news from the BBC
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Kevanism
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This user is a Kevanist. They believe that the universe was created approximately 15 years ago by an intelligent designer.
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Grim's Coup d'etat
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This user survived and remembers the Great Wiki Coup of October 9, 2008 by the all powerful Grim s!
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