User:BobBoberton

Home of Bob Boberton, Pyrologist Extraordinaire

Primary Character Bob Boberton [1] The Fortress Dark Watch Other Characters Snaesi's Snare [2] Dual Nature Artical [3] PantsMaster Other Other Characters CLASSIFIED Player Timezone GMT-6

Introduction Someone once asked me a long time ago: "Who are you?" To be perfectly and plainly honest, I'd have to spend the next year or so describing things that seemingly have no meaning in my personal makeup and I'd zzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzz ... oh, right. Excuse me, I tend to get long-winded and boring if someone asks me deeply philosophical questions (or questions that can have deep philosophical connotations). Anyway, it's more of a Gestalt-ish "more than the sum of ones' parts" thing with me than anything else. I like explosions, fire, pyrotechnics, science, things foreign, movies, games, cake, pants, shiny medals, and shooting bullets into things, especially zombies. There, now that's out of the way. I'm a really old UD player, present nearly at the very start of the game, but I have since set aside those old characters. The current three I use are listed on the left. I tend to be pro-survivor, seeing as how I'm in love with the idea of surviving a zombie apocalypse, but I don't hesitate to jump in on whatever barhahfest is going down when Snaesi's Snare's a zombie. I'm also quite the repair-person (Repair of 114 AP at 12 AP). Apparently the Random Number Generator has taken a liking to me as well... If you're interested in a pro-survivor group, I highly recommend The Fortress, as they pay in cheese and are generally all-round awesome. Bob Boberton Bob Boberton is my main character - he has preference for locations in Malton in relation to my other two characters, meaning he basically shoves them out to comply with anti-zerging policy before he enters their vicinity. He's got a long and distinguished career in The Fortress, and since starting the character, I've wanted to log all of the significant actions he took. Thus, here they are: 138 Kills, 6,526 Damage. 477 Heals, 3,475 Healed. 109 Bodies Dumped. 1,460 Barricades. 35 Revives. 66 Repairs. 48 Scans. 23 Deaths (3 PK'd). 18 Generators installed, 17 Refuels. 7589 XP. Here's a timeline of significant events (in MM/DD/YYYY format): Created: 1/6/2008 - Joined The Fortress: 1/8/2008 - Graduated from Boot Camp: 2/17/2008 Conflict Trooper: 4/3/2008 - Assault Officer: 6/16/2008 - Veteran ABA: 9/16/2008 Elite ABA: 11/17/2008 - Campaign Warrior: 11/25/2008 - Campaign Master: 1/28/2009 Top-scoring Warlord ABA: 2/20/2009 - 3/6/2009 I have several duties within The Fortress: Dark Watch Squad Member - 2/17/2008 to 2/17/2009, Currently on holiday, returning 3/19/2009 PK Archiver - 11/29/2008 to Present Apprentice of the Writer's Guild: 1/6/2009 to Present I also have several other honors: ABAs: Flare, Chain Kill (Mass Kill '08), Assassin and Master Assassin (5 kills), Veteran, Elite, Zen, and Warlord, with a top score of 1,666 XP. (8 total) Acquired all of the mini-awards and the DOA special mission award during the Fortress Party '08. Solved The Pitman Enigma on 1/18/2009. Snaesi's Snare Snaesi's Snare is, for the most part, a true dual-nature character. He has one exception, however: Snaesi PKs Combat Revivers if he's revived inside a building with other survivors still residing. I do not take kindly to Combat Revivers. Snaesi was created February 18th, 2008, and currently has 6330 XP. He is currently around the western edge of Malton. Artical Artical is effectively a loner-survivor, though one other PantsMaster officially exists within the city limits. Artical was created on May 31st, 2008, and currently has 2729 XP. She is currently operating in east-central Malton. Last updated March 28st, 2009