User:Celebrity Hunter

Greetings! Greetings! I am the Celebrity Hunter. Your run of the mill chap trying to survive modern Malton and make it a better place. Malton is infested with undead scum and I do my best to make life (such as it were) for the undead as uncomfortable as possible by hunting them. Malton is also infested with an improbable number of celebrities. If there's one common trait shared by the celebrities we see in Malton, it is a brash braggadocio and insistence upon being treated at levels well above their true station. We don't need these pampered brats and NEDs competing for precious resources, do we? Please join me in showing celebrities the door. I also cannot stand a fair number of overzealous survivor groups. I hunt them, too. Quality of life issues, you see. My Journal You may read my journal for details on my hunts, including the full list of celebrities bagged and NEDs disciplined. A Call For an Improved Malton As the great horde dissipates I encourage all individuals with revivification syringes to do their part for Malton's future by carefully selecting candidates for the gift of revivification. Leave celebrity scum as shambling rotters. There's no need to revive celebrities and re-introduce their gauche lifestyles and trashy attitudes to our beloved Malton. As for known members of those ridiculous militias (e.g. the DEM, RHVP, TZH, and similarly juvenile NEDs), let them rot. The terrible horde swept Malton clean. Let's repopulate Malton with only the best sorts of people! Imposter Alert In my journeys I was surprised to come face to face with this man: CeIebrity Hunter. Had I not been out of shotgun shells I would have registered my disapproval. I do not know who he is or his business. I will state right now that I disapprove of the tactic known as "Zerging" and I delight in targeting a certain paramilitary group I suspect is guity of the practice. I hope that this "CeIebrity Hunter" character is a case of copycatting out of respect and a desire to operate in a manner similar to mine, but I somehow doubt it. I encourage any of my supporters and friends to have a serious "chat" with this imposter should they encounter him. Given the date that this "CeIebrity Hunter" character entered Malton, my best bet would be that he is the creation of the RHVP or one of their alternate groups... behaviour that does not surprise me in the least given the odour of that hangs over their operations. Opposition Research and Intel Malton's 10 Worst Criminals Malton Celebrities RHVP CCPD of Santlerville DEM Dulston Alliance BBC External Military Report Map Scenteral Intelligence Map NecroWatch Countryside Alliance Country Life UK The Scotch Blog BASC UK Share a Tip Have you had a celebrity sighting? If so, please list name, date spotted, and location on my discussion page. Ideas Anybody care to embark on a new contest? A city-wide celebrity hunt? If so, pull over that chair to have a cuppa and a chat. Tallies Celebrity Execution Celebrity Hunter has helped improve Malton by showing 19 celebrities the door. Social Work Celebrity Hunter has aided Malton by disciplining 9 Non-Educated Delinquents. Other Social Concerns Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group. Honor Among Thieves This user supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy. Fine Art of Malton This user is a Fine Art of Malton supporter. ‎ Player Killer "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.