User:Crazyape52

"Over an immaculate white lab coat he wears a three quarter length bridge coat secured with tarnished gold buttons. His face is obscured by the navy blue hood of his clan and he grasps a DNA Extractor in one hand, a toolkit clutched in the other. With a tankubon in his back pocket. And a Pokemon Porn video in his coat (which he is about to hand in to the nearest police station as he is disgusted by such things)."

You'll most likely find me in the suburbs surrounding Ridleybank where I shamelessly gain experience through DNA extraction.

I am one of the founding members of Superhypermegaultrarobotninjalaserpirates, a group based in Pimbank and Roachtown

Looking Badass...

Looking maimed...

	Template Whore
	This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?

	I'm Smarter
	This user is smarter than you.

	Battle of Giddings
	This user or group was among the living that fought honorably against the Big Bash 2 in the one month long Battle of Giddings.

	British
	This user is British.

	SHURLMNP
	"This user is a member of SHURLMNP and proud of it.

	STFU N00B
	This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

	Directions To Exit
	Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.

	Nifty
	This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.

	MOAR HATZ
	This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.

	Kim Jong-Il
	This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.

	Mario is Stalin?
	This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!

	RUN!
	Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!

	Mr. Monopoly
	I believe that Board Walk deserves a Hotel.

	Dont do it.
	Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.

	Mighty Bullshit Wand
	This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions.

	Way Too Long
	This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Feng Shui.

	Why is capitalism superior to communism?
	"Because I get to have sex on a huge pile of money while you work to feed your lazy brothers." -???

	Anime Lover
	This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.

	Johnny Fudge = Wanktard
	This user believes Johnny Fudge is a wanktard and should be treated as such.