User:Dickie Fux
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[edit] The Rev. Dickie Fux
[edit] Urban Dead History
- I started playing Urban Dead as a NecroTech employee, then made a zombie character named Dickie Fux when I got bored of the breather. I joined the Church of the Resurrection shortly thereafter, and have had much more fun as a loyal Churchmember than I ever did as a heathen Scientist.
[edit] Contributions to the Church
- My main contribution to the Church has been the writing of a hymn. I also nit-pick the writing on the wiki entry, and answer some of the complaints on the complaints page.
[edit] Ordination
- In "real" life, I "achieved" ordination on 15 February 2004 in the Universal Life Church. Since then, I have performed one wedding, for two friends of mine who got married. So, that "Rev." before my name is for real. My name isn't really Dickie Fux, though, thank SZJ.
[edit] Zombie Strike
Here is a recently discovered photograph taken of the zombie strike of December 2005.
I think I ate that guy. --ALIENwolve 00:43, 23 Dec 2005 (GMT)
[edit] Work in Progress
[edit] St Mark's Sermon
- The following details, line by line, one of the sermons spoken on that day:
Death Rattle Heathen
- Brazzaz, zazzaz -- Zambahz!
- G-zaz zah -- am mah gargazz.
- G-zaz zah -- am mah braag.
- Gabbah gabbah gargazz!
- Abzarb braag!
- Aman!
- G-zaz nah amarh harmanz –
- G-zaz amarh zambahz!
- G-zaz gab gargazz -- zambahz gabbah gabbah gargazz!
- Harmanz nah gabbah gabbah gargazz –
- Bah, bah harmanz!
- Zambah G-zaz am Rahzrrragz-an!
- Aman, zambahz, aman.
- Brothers, sisters -- Zombies!
- Jesus said -- (this) is my body! (lit. "carcass")
- Jesus said -- (this) is my blood!
- Eat of my flesh! (lit. Gobble gobble carcass!)
- Drink my blood! (lit. Absorb blood!)
- Amen!
- Jesus doesn't love (lit. amor) humans --
- Jesus loves (lit. amor) zombies!
- Jesus gave His Flesh -- zombies eat Flesh!
- Humans don't eat Flesh --
- Bad, bad humans!
- Zombie Jesus is the Resurrection!
- Amen, zombies, amen.
[edit] Zombie Conjugation
| Verb Tense | Conjugation | Death Rattle Example |
|---|---|---|
| First Person Singular | am | "Ah am hangrah zambah." |
| Second Person Singular | am | "Man, nah am zgarah." |
| Third Person Singular | am | "Kevan AM zgarah." |
| First Person Plural | am | "Gang am hangrah." |
| Second Person Plural | am | "Man gang am hamz." |
| Third Person Plural | am | "Ahh zambahz am hangrah an zgarah!" |


