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	Roleplaying Notice
	Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

Current location: a warehouse [54, 58]

Current occupation: just relaxing

You COMPLETELY miss the point of UrbanDead. UD is not WoW «Oh hay guys let's BG ha ha.» UD is not a EVE Online's pseudo-corporal intrigue. UD is not Lineage II, Perfect World or Ragnarok. UD is a free browser game for people to be zombies - the hungry, vicious, stupid zombies that they really are.

They destroyed the school in Stanbury Village and we play. Novice scout was thrown out the window suspected in espionage and we play.

Three zergs jumped from the roof of an office building holding hands and we play, and ask the coordinates. Headshots, ruins, overbarricading - we play. Revive, first aid kits, syringes, shotguns, fuel - we play. PKer has carved a hospital of people - we play. We are mindless barricaders, our shelter is irrational preference; we are pointless raiders; we are the true face of /vg/.''

Group membership

The DobroSquad member.

Вместе мы удар осла и жевать жвачки!

	DobroSquad
	Ed is a member of DobroSquad. He kicks asses and chews bubblegum!

	Escape
	On June 1, we're going to break out of Malton. What will they do, shoot us?

	Fair Tactics Player
	This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.

	NecroWatch
	Ed is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system. Ed has proven his dedication in the pursuit of truth and knowledge.

	A.L.I.C.E. Is Watching...
	Ed is NOT paranoid. Ed knows his every action is being closely monitored by A.L.I.C.E. and that she is manipulating everything and everyone to her own ends. It's all just one big test... ending with cake.