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*Yes, thats right. You two can throw away the trenchcoater mentality and join the nazi party bus around Malton. | *Yes, thats right. You two can throw away the trenchcoater mentality and join the nazi party bus around Malton. | ||
*Party Rules- Like all good Malton "Nationalist" parties: | *Party Rules- Like all good Malton "Nationalist" parties: | ||
*i) You must know 15 types of martial arts and\or know the words to Total Eclipse of the heart. | *i) You must know 15 types of martial arts and\or know the words to Total Eclipse of the heart. | ||
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*ii) You must follow the teachings of hitler a)Be a sexual deviant and have a pooh fetish b) Have rants when things dont go your way c)Must be able to touch your toes d)Shoot yourself at the end. | *ii) You must follow the teachings of hitler a)Be a sexual deviant and have a pooh fetish b) Have rants when things dont go your way c)Must be able to touch your toes d)Shoot yourself at the end. | ||
*iii) You must like "Right Said Fred" and be able to touch your toes. | *iii) You must like "Right Said Fred" and be able to touch your toes. | ||
*iv) You must get ready to lose everything you do a)the war b)malton battles c)your ability to defecate normally | *iv) You must get ready to lose everything you do a)the war b)malton battles c)your ability to defecate normally | ||
*v) Be ready to be defeated by every group in Malton.........even "the Care Bears" | *v) Be ready to be defeated by every group in Malton.........even "the Care Bears" | ||
If you don't like Gay 18s ideals then take it to Arbitration and the Fuhrer will get wild. | |||
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Revision as of 21:23, 4 August 2010
This is the Legend of emPathetic Bill
emPathetic Bill, emPathetic Bill
Does whatever an emPathetic Bill can
Shoots pleb, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the emPathetic Bill
== Dickhead 18 == Here we have the team getting ready for another recruiting run.
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- Yes, thats right. You two can throw away the trenchcoater mentality and join the nazi party bus around Malton.
- Party Rules- Like all good Malton "Nationalist" parties:
- i) You must know 15 types of martial arts and\or know the words to Total Eclipse of the heart.
- ii) You must follow the teachings of hitler a)Be a sexual deviant and have a pooh fetish b) Have rants when things dont go your way c)Must be able to touch your toes d)Shoot yourself at the end.
- iii) You must like "Right Said Fred" and be able to touch your toes.
- iv) You must get ready to lose everything you do a)the war b)malton battles c)your ability to defecate normally
- v) Be ready to be defeated by every group in Malton.........even "the Care Bears"
If you don't like Gay 18s ideals then take it to Arbitration and the Fuhrer will get wild.
