User:Evils Presley

Listen. I think I'm as awesome as the next guy...but regardless what either him or I think, it would simply be too self indulgent to create a whole page on which to aggrandize myself. Besides, I don't typically like to do that sort of thing in public. Well, maybe later...

...but for now, the only information of any pertinence and interest to anybody that I care to share is that I am among the proud and esteemed leadership of The Dribbling Beavers in Santlerville.

Cool. Now my name is blue like everybody else's.