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== Goolina of The Kilt Store ==
== Goolina of The Kilt Store ==


'''Yes, it's true. Goolina has joined the staff of [[The Kilt Store]] in Nichols Mall, Stanbury Village. Come by and get fitted for your custom kilt!
'''Goolina has joined the staff of [[The Kilt Store]] in Nichols Mall, Stanbury Village. Come by and get fitted for your custom kilt!




'''Effective February 15, 2008, Goolina has retired from the [[Gore Corps]]. Thank you to Papa Sonny, Papa Patrucio, Papa Murray Jay, Papa Moloch, the RRF War Council and the Gore Corps Leadership Council for all of their support. Thanks also go out to various and sundry enemies, without whom it would have been impossible to have had this much fun.'''
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==Better Know a Strike Team -- The Gore Corps==
''By Murray Jay Suskind and Goolina''
Ah... the combat revive. The bane of every zombah'z existence. Just when you think things are going well, bam, you're on the ground and are a useless harman, nonetheless. But wait! There is hope! Sometimes this freshly made harman stands up and begins smashing generators, headshotting harmanz and making what little is left of the harmanz lives a living hell. And that brings us to part four in our ongoing series, Better Know a Strike Team.
The Gore Corps: The Fightin' Corps! The resident death cultists of the RRF, these members reign blood on the harmanz in either zombah or harman form. The lure of the death cult was first formed during the Big Bash when during the siege of the Besley Mall, a certain young zombah kept getting combat revived. Instead of merely jumping out a window or sacrificing the temporary and disgusting harman viscera, this RRF member made it her job to torture the harmanz by causing destruction as one of their own.
When Papa Patrucio was looking to form new strike teams, a good word from Papa Sonny lead this rapidly maturing dual-threat killing machine to be entitled her own group. Hence, the Gore Corps, the RRF's death cultists were born.
And who is this brave leader? Well, it's none other than Goolina, a zombah that may have made it on as many harman shit lists as any other RRF member. We recently had a chance to talk with Goolina, in her much less disturbing zombah form, in her home in Woodland Towers.
'''MH&S''': What would you say is the overall philosophy of the Gore Corps?
'''Goolina''': Our philosophy is simple: We assist the RRF in securing and preserving Ridleybank as a harman-and-barricade-free homeland for all zambahz. We lend a hand to other RRF strike teams as well. Two things we do not do are spy for the RRF (even though it's an accusation that follows us, it's patently untrue) or willingly enter Ridleybank (or the greater homeland) as harmanz. The exception would be during a siege situation inside Ridleybank - then the kid gloves come off!
'''MH&S''': That's understandable. As the resident death cultists of the RRF, I'm sure you guys have been a lightning rod for the new RRF policy allowing death cultists. What pisses off harmanz so much about their brainz being sprayed about by a gunshot rather than having them merely eaten?
'''Goolina''': Harmanz like to think of themselves as benevolent protectors. Being blown away by their own kind shows them how truly vulnerable they are. It also strikes a chord of fear, because they know that there are people out there who would do the same thing in a real situation. Their greatest enemy isn't the zambahz, but each other.
'''MH&S''': Is there anything that a harman can do that actually works against a death cultist?
'''Goolina''': Actually, yes. Accept the gift of barhah when it's offered, and don't make us come looking for you. We're like process servers...we always get our man.
'''MH&S''': Yes, but are the harmanz smart enough to figure that out?
'''Goolina''': Come to think of it...no.
'''MH&S''': What's the funnest part about being in the Gore Corps?
'''Goolina''': One thing I love about the Gore Corps is the comraderie. We like to have a laugh, and we're all about the funny. We spend a lot of time talking back and forth with each other about silly things that have happened to us, kills we've made, and the reaction of harmanz to our shenanigans. One of my favorite quotes is from the first person to join the Gore Corps:
"I took out Padre Romero a few minutes ago while listening to 'Natural Born Killaz', cause that's how I roll."
And then there's this particular gem:
"I racked up some XP against a PTT member the other day. Wore him down to 9 HP, healed him, shot him, healed him, shot him and killed him. Heh, I enjoyed it."
'''MH&S''': Nice. Now, on a slightly more serious note.... Have you ever taken any contributions from Jack Abramoff?
'''Goolina''': I will neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
'''MH&S''': Really? I have pictures.
'''Goolina''': *clicks off safety on gun*
'''MH&S''': Why don't we move on to the final question. Papa Patrucio: Great Papa or Greatest Papa?
'''Goolina''': That's a difficult question. When I joined the RRF, Papa Sonny was the boss. I have a lot of respect for Sonny, and he always put a smile on my face with his devil-may-care attitude. He meant business too. Sonny was an all-around great Papa, and I miss the guy.
That's not to say Patrucio isn't a great Papa too. I think the RRF is blossoming under his leadership, and he's gone to great lengths to ensure that we still have a laugh while working on our goal of bringing the barhah to those in need. I think that if Patrucio continues in the same vein, he will become "greatest Papa" in the eyes of the Gore Corps.
'''MH&S''': I'm sorry that wasn't an answer. Your options are: Great Papa or Greatest Papa?
'''Goolina''': Clawing his way towards "Greatest Papa" honors, most definitely.
'''MH&S''': *Sighs* I guess I'll just mark you down as saying Greatest.


==Awards Goolina has won==
==Awards Goolina has won==

Revision as of 23:30, 30 January 2009

Goolina of The Kilt Store

Goolina has joined the staff of The Kilt Store in Nichols Mall, Stanbury Village. Come by and get fitted for your custom kilt!


Kilt Store logo.JPG Member of The Kilt Store
This user has found true freedom at The Kilt Store, in Nichols Mall, and vows to keep the store open so we can provide the finest in customer service.


Librarian small.jpg Free Information
Libraries are for everyone and should remain barricade free.



Awards Goolina has won

Gaycowboys.jpeg Gay Cowboy
Goolina may or may not be a gay cowboy that eats pudding
Borat-flag.jpg Borat Approved
Goolina is 100% Borat Approved. High Five!


Napoleon-1.jpg Dickhole The Great
This user or group has entered glorious battle alongside Dickhole The Great (pictured at the left), there were horses, sabres, and muskets all around. After the Battle was over, This user or group stampeded the enemies women and raped their cattle. It was a glorious day indeed.


Literate.jpg Literate
This user/group has fought alongside, provided syringes for, or returned a library book to the Quartly Study Group


Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.


Open air.jpg Open Air: Feb 24th to Mar 19th
This user/group celebrated the
Quartly Library's no barricades policy
until an undead horde came to town.



Quartlylibrary.JPG Education in Security
This user supports the The Quartly (66,52) as a no-kill-zone.


Pokypuppy.jpg Ghaharb.r! Zb.ab.! Grahb.
This zambah will eat you unless you read him/her/it a bedtime story.


ZombieJesus.jpg Bra!z Zambah G-zaz!
This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory.
Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!
Rickrolled.gif RickRolled!
This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.

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Awards Goolina has given

Mecia.jpg Dee-Dee-Dee
This user thinks Finis Valorum Is a Dee-Dee-Dee.


Mecia.jpg Dee-Dee-Dee
This user thinks Reader Eater Is a Dee-Dee-Dee.

But Wait...There's More!

I also play some other characters in Urban Dead, just to keep things interesting (and keep myself entertained on my down time at work).

Hellen Blazes, my rotter with the Minions of the Apocalypse. M!N!ANZ!!!

Zombie Stomp of Red Rum

Gore Girl of the Quartly Study Group

Be sure to visit my website too.