User:Jimbo the Sly

The most sly manner of the man called Jimbo

Jimbo used to be a receptionist. He worked behind a desk a few hours a week (not enough to pay the rent, but enough to buy the beer necessary to forget the rent). He learned, in those days, that to survive meant to steal. His biggest steal was housing. Jimbo used to go around looking for ruined houses, which he then lived in. Since he had a car, he could easily travel to the niceties of civilisation (public showers at universities, free wifi networks, unguarded power outlets for mobile phones and a laptop). When the crash hit, he barely noticed the change.

How Jimbo survived The Event

Jimbo tried to keep his head down. It didn't work. Jimbo has been stuck with more Necrotech juice than a bar has beer. Yet, for some reason, people still find him mighty sly.

What Jimbo is up to now

Jimbo is Occupying Malton.

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