User:Johnny Crow

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Player Info

Member Since December 2007
Character class: Police Officer / Vigilante
Favorite equipment: 4 Shotguns, XD 45 & M1911, and 4 other various Pistols, Mobile phone, oh and FAK
Character profile: Johnny Crow
Current status: Trying to find some cheese and killing Douchebag's
Character group: Malton Police Department Vigilantes
Title in Group: Sergeant and Wiki Defender
Character skills: Basic Firearms Training, Pistol Training, Advanced Pistol Training, Shotgun Training, Advanced Shotgun Training, Hand-to-Hand Combat, Free Running, Diagnosis, Body Building, Construction
Zombeh skills:
Character clothing: a gas mask, a police cap, a dark red tie, a blood-flecked dark green long-sleeved shirt, a blood-flecked dark blue raincoat, a bloodstained pair of black trousers and a blood-soaked pair of black boots
Contact Info: Leave a message on my mobile in game or leave a message on my discussion board.

Current Normal Description

vague character description

A former Police Sergeant who got tired of all the stupid shit people did. He likes cheese and Poetry. The biggest thing he misses, other than cold beer are foot massages and movies.

A former fatty, he now is about average since there is no cheese.

Original "Normal" Description

A decorated young officer who appears to stay in shape as much as possible. Quiet and reserved, he speaks only when needed or angry. With blood splattered clothes, and two shotguns on his back, you can tell he get up close and personal with the Zeds.

Ribbons: (No longer official due to Vigilante Status)

Reconnissance Specialist Merit.jpg The Weaponmaster Ribbon.jpg Fitness Ribbon.jpg Engineer's Ribbon.jpg

Current Zombie Description

Me as a ZED

By far the Handsomest Zombie you have ever seen while puking your guts out at how disgusting it actually looks.

Do you smell cheese?

Original Zombie Description

A decorated young officer and well built who unfortunately in his brave attempt at saving someone, he was mauled by a mob of Zed. You can almost see the humanity in him... Almost...

Funniest Conversation I have ever seen on Urban Dead

Seen at Dowdney Mall in Santlerville Johnny Crow 00:39, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

  1. I like Muffins said "Hey, Robsux, I think we need more zombie players in this game." (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  2. BoneZone said "I like the way you think, Muffy" (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  3. I like Muffins said "How about mighty thor? He's got enough alts here. How bout we make some of em into zombies?" (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  4. Robsux said "Woah, I was never a big fan of Norse mythology. Do we really need 3 Thors in here?" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  5. Robsux said "Thor, shield yourself with your mighty hammer!" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  6. I like Muffins killed Mighty Thor 7. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  7. Robsux said "Too least there are 2 more Thors to defend his honor." (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  8. I like Muffins said "Not looking so mighty now thor." (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  9. BoneZone said "he still has 2 and 4" (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  10. BoneZone said "I guess 1,3,5,6 just suck" (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  11. Robsux killed Mighty Thor 4. (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  12. Robsux said "Thor, I was trying to protect you with my shotgun, and my finger slipped." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  13. I like Muffins said "That was hard work. I sure am thor after that." (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  14. Robsux said "And then I was like, uh oh...good thing Thor has 10 hp left. And my other finger slipped." (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  15. I like Muffins said "I could keep this up all day. But there's only thor more to go." (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  16. Robsux said "Thor 2, watch out for these guys. They're crazy." (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
  17. I like Muffins said "Looks like we lost that last thor in a row." (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
  18. I like Muffins said "well, I'm off to barricade st. e's!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
  19. Robsux said "I'm going to stock up on more shells and rounds in case any more Thors show up. I suggest you guys do the same!" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)

Then I heard a follow the next day:

  1. Mighty Thor 6 said "ha, much better... pk'ers now mean nothing more then some free xp.. much much better... I'll try and keep up on any other victims as well." (14 hours and 16 minutes ago)
  2. Mighty Thor 7 said "tyvm magic hammer of mine." (14 hours and 14 minutes ago)
  3. Mighty Thor 7 killed Robsux. (14 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  4. Mighty Thor 7 said "ty for the heals, I killed the stupid pk'er who killed me :D" (14 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  5. Mighty Thor 5 said "almost missed out on the action... *Teabags robsux's corpse ... and again.... and again.... and again... ok, thats better... stupid pk'ers" (14 hours and 2 minutes ago)


Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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This user is a survivor and proud of it.
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This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked.
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This user thinks we should just shoot The Douche Finis Valorum and get it over with.
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This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
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This user supports the Second Amendment.

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This user loves going on zombie massacres.

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This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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This user thinks that Finis Valorum is gay for Star Wars characters, and lumberjacks
GeorgeBush.jpg The President
George Bush is a RETARD.
Gavel.jpg Vandals Beware
This user will not hesitate to smite you with his ban hammer of justice.
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
Cheese.jpg Mmmm, cheese…
Johnny Crow really, really likes cheese.
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This user uses Firefox.
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This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot anyone who thinks knives aren't worthless and get it over with.
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This user or group supports
intelligent suggestions because:
Crucifixes should be useless,
just like in real life.
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This user hates copyrights.
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This user is an atheist.
Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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This User or Group hunts and kills
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This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie.
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This User/Group thinks that Finis Valorum sucks.
DontPanic.png The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
This group is the MPD Vigilantes. Hitting zombies with blunt objects since 2007.
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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
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This User is capable of a 1000yd HeadShot

Cowtipper.jpg Cow Tipper
This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies.

Apart of the The MPD Vigilantes since December 2007.

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This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.
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This user has Heavy Guns. By the time you mess with them, they are on their way to your home in this tank. In fact, the nearest bomb shelter might be your safest bet, although the moon would be preferable (to you, not the tank).