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I have fought at Caiger and Nichols. I have killed more zombies than I care to remember. I have seen things that few others have seen and have done things few others would do. There is work to be done, and it must be done by someone, otherwise there will be no one.
SSZ, the last bastion of humanity.
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Trenchcoater
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| This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
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Burn Her! She's a Witch!
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| This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
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Stop Holiday Imperialism!
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| This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.
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War On Sheep
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| This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!
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Scientist
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| This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.
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Medic
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| This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.
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What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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Consumer
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| This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.
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Scorched Earth Policy
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| This user or groups believes that very dangerous areas should be abandoned to the zombies to prevent them from feeding and to minimalize casualties.
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Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
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| This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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Body Count
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| Kazakum has killed 672 zombies.
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Just Nuke the Place!
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| This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
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Too Strong!
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| This user thinks that zombies are, depending on grammar too powerful and should be weakened.
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TEMPLATES!
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Collector
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| This user has so many templates that they have to categorize them into groups.
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Templates
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| Kazakum has way too freakin many different templates on his page as of 8/29/07.
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My Best:
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Kitten Basket
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| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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Sorry, what was that first part again?
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| This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
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Full of Crap
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| Kazakum thinks that dumpsters are full of crap.
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My Name is Inigo Montoya
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| You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is his vodkamelon.
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Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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Thanksgiving
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| This user protests the mass murder of turkeys for Thanksgiving.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
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| This user has been touched
by his Noodly Appendage.
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Dolphins
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| This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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Seagal > Norris
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| This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.
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Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
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| This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
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SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
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| This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.
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... Wha?
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| This user just doesn't care.
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Roses are Red...
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Violets are Blue.
This user can rhyme;
Don't you wish you could too?
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Hamters in the Basket Supporter
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| This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
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| This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
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ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
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| This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
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Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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Templates
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| Kazakum has made 0 templates as of 8/29/07
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Bandwagon
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This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
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About Me:
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Remember To Sign!
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| This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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OH NOEZ! ZOMBIES!
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| This user is currently hiding from zombies and is using the best disguise ever!
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Pizza!
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| This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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WE WANT PIE!
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| This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...
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Jewish
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| This user is a Jew.
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Atheist
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| This user is an atheist.
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Democrat
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| This user is a Democrat.
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Lib Dem
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| This user is a Liberal Democrat.
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Liberal Party of Canada
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| If you never, EVER, stole anything, then you can be sure you aren't eligible to be in the Liberal Party of Canada.
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Green
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| This user is a member of the Green Party.
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Blood Sucking Lawyers
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| This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.
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Nifty
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| This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
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Firing Squad
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| {{{1}}}.
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Alien
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| This user is an alien.
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Male
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| This user is male.
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Colors
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| This user's favorite color is green.
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Blessed by Zombie Jesus
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| This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?
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Bra!z Zambah G-zaz!
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This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory.
Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!
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MOAR HATZ
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| This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.
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MACz Rule!
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| This user loves macs, and thinks that we should nuke microsoft!
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Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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No Life
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| This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and make jokes.
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What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
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| This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
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Didn't we make ourselves clear?
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| Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
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Pseudo Zombie
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| This user needs more sleep.
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Music Lover
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| This user likes music.
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"Free" Running?
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| This user believes that Free Running works by means of the Wizard.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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Secret Agent
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| This user knows no fear, knows no danger, knows nothing
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OH NOEZ, ME GOT HOOKED!
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| This user is hooked on {{{Stuff}}}
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Have a Nice Day!
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| This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.
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Wearing Shirts
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| This user knows how to wear a shirt.
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DON'T PANIC!
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| Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
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Scientology Unfriendly
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| This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
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Math fun
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| This user thinks that math is awesome.
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Slapnuts
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| This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
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Anti-Copyright User
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| This user hates copyrights.
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Red Army Choir
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| This User or Group believes the Red Army totally knew how to rock the world, and all modern bands are wannabe sissies. Kalinka, my love, come back to me!
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Mario is Stalin?
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| This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!
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The Communist Party
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| This is gonna be one hell of a party, and this user intends to join it!
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Urban Guerilla
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| This user is part of ongoing the armed struggle in the streets of Malton and will fight the enemies of the people until the revolution is achieved.
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Spread Communism
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| This user thinks Malton lacks significant communist influence, therefore does everything he can to make Malton turn red.
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Revolution
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| This User or Group supports the belief that zombies are the true revolutionnary force in Malton, created by the capitalists to destroy capitalism.
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OMFG COMMUNIST WIKI
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| This user thinks that the wiki was a communist creation. He also thinks all those who use the wiki will eventually become communists. Therefore, he fully supports the use of wikipedia until the whole damn world turns communist.
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Communism
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| This muchacho downloads mucho communism. Gracias Microsoft for reminding him!
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Kim Jong-Il
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| This User believes that he is Kim Jong-Il. If you don't obey to his every whim, he'll drop the bomb on you.
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Fascists
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| This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies.
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Attack of the Clones
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| Attack of the Dupe Clones!
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Optimus Prime
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| The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass.
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Propaganda
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| This page contains a heavy load of propaganda. The information stated here might be the truth, might be somewhat similar to the truth, or might be an all out lie. The reader is warned to keep this in mind when reading the matters below.
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Greedo
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| This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
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Gangsta Rap
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| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.
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Tusken Raider
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| WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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Template Whore
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This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
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Harper
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| If you live in the 21st century, then you aren't prime minister Stephen Harper.
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Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
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| This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
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I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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Gramear
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| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
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grammer sux!
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| this user could give a crap less about such things as speling grammer capitalation puctuation or the integrity of the english language as a hole it all sux
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zOMG Picard
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| This user recognizes Jean-Luc Picard as his only and true master.
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Zombie Santa's coming to town!
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| This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas.
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It's Good to be the King
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| This user thinks it's good to be the King.
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Directions To Exit
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| Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.
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Gnap! Gnap!
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| This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
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Oh, the drama!
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| This issue should be a soap opera!
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Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Pulp Fiction
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| Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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GOOOOOOOOAL!
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| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
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The Sky is Falling!
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| This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.
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Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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Jesus Cries
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| This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.
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Spam Bait
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This user makes a lot of logical bad suggestions.
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The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
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| One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!
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Suggestions
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| Kazakum has made 0 suggestions as of 8/29/07
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Implemented!
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| This user has gotten 42 suggestions implemented!
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Zombish
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| HGhARRZ NMnGBHAaGB NMRZHAMZ RZBZHAaBGRZ zHRmbARRZh.
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Zomban
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| Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.
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Morse Code
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| - .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
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| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
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| This user believes that any
Suggestion involving fire should
have Buddhist Monks on Fire.
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Fight Fire with Fire!
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| This user supports the griefing of griefers.
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