User:LonelyZamman
Howdy, just moved in 10 minutes ago and haven't had a chance to unpack my bags yet. In the meantime, would you like some tea?
Update - April 2, 2008
I wrote the 2 opening lines above on March 4 when I created my first Malton character. Now a month later, I have 2 characters in Malton and 3 in Monroeville... so I guess I've caught the UD bug.
This page is currently a jumble of early notes that have been neglected, so consider it "Under Construction" for now.
Hotfoot Teddy
March 18, 2008 Central Monroeville Just NE of Miracle Mile Mall (where Matsuo Basho has been hanging out)
Matsuo Basho
VisitSophiesFarm/HerYinHealsAYangCut/RedForXPCrops - Tagged graffiti
March 18th, 2008 - Miracle Mile Mall - Tagged graffiti HWStoreSoldOut?/Look&LookToNoAvail/NoKnifeForBasho
Central Monroeville Plasterer Cinema March 14, 2008
Broadcasts on 28.66 MHz from Plasterer Cinema
-- Matsuo Basho
broadcasts first waking action
urban dead haiku --
-- old pond, Monroeville
frog jumps into zombie jaws
sound of feeding groans --
Headshot in New Town (sp?) without even leveling up... and to think he was my hope for capturing video clips. Insert ironic haiku here.
Raymond Belle
March 13, 2008 Mornington Hope Crescent Railway Station
"It's a copy of the local paper from May 2005. There's an interview with a local 'parkour' group, with some photos of them crossing Malton's rooftops." News_Stories
Dhr Clean
March 13, 2008
Welcome to Urban Dead, Dhr Clean
You'd been working at Philip General Hospital in South Monroeville during the quarantine, treating some of the victims of the recent spate of violent assaults, but dealing with the injuries of panic and hysteria as much as anything else.
The hospitals were closed down during the very final stages of the quarantine operation, and whether you missed the final evacuation truck or it simply didn't arrive, you ended up stuck here. You've been treating the survivors who've passed through, working with backup generators when the power went, but with the situation getting worse on the streets, you begin to wonder if you'd be better off elsewhere. Tips: Your first day's play should be spent getting your bearings. You might want to follow these basic survival tips:-
* Find a safehouse. You can either adopt your hospital as a safehouse - other survivors and patients may be using it as one already - or you can scout around the area and look for a building which you can shelter in at the end of the day. Ideally this should be one which has already been barricaded by other survivors (although any building which has been "heavily barricaded" has been built to keep other survivors out, so move on, unless you want to risk smashing it down enough to enter). * Explore. When you've found somewhere to sleep, explore the area and search other buildings for useful equipment, or friendly survivor groups. * Hide. Make sure that you're back in your safehouse before you log out (or run out of Action Points) - any survivor who spends a night on the streets is likely to be found by wandering zombies.
These are only guidelines, but consider yourself advised. Welcome to Monroeville.
Killed earlier
Headshot April 9, 2008 By someone in the Hamilton Pool Party. He wanted to belong but couldn't get past the bouncer at the pool party (knowing memories of life may have helped too).
LonelyZamman (Character)
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dear diary
3/12/08 Having stumbled across my arch nemisis jargonthedragon, my jaws snapped! And missed. Several times. I finally retreated in fear, and by the time I had enough AP to try again someone else had already finished him off. Guess its not all about me, eh?
3/11/08 Stayed up all night acting on the AP's trickling in every half hour, which of course left me swaying in the breeze right in front of a barricaded building (and left my user in an unproductive haze at work the next day). Fortunately, BBriley... gave me the shot upside the head I deserved, so maybe I'll not let myself make that mistake again.
3/11/08 Him again! This survivor-in-zombie-clothing, jargonthedragon, clawed me to shreds in a shuffle-by mauling. My few remaining brain cells cogitate revenge.
3/10/08 Ah, my first kill. A fellow newbie named Dave1987 who got stuck outside the Lord Museum in Nixbank. Do zombies have a ceremony to honor the spirit of the creature who gave his life so we can eat? Probably not.
3/10/08 Clawed my first human. Adrenaline!
3/?/08 Mauled to my second death by jargonthedragon, a fellow zed.
3/4/08 Woke up in Wykewood. Walked empty streets on my birthday (in real life too) and felt a bit too much in common with my new undead persona.
Lewis Templates
These apply to me in "real life" (whatever that is).
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Male |
| This user is male. |
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Humanist |
| This user follows the philosophical school of Humanism. |
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No Life |
| This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and action. |
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Taoist |
| This user is a Taoist. |
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Cats |
| This user loves cats. |
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American |
| This user is American. |
LonelyZamman User Templates
These apply to any character I play.
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Fair Tactics Player |
| This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge. |
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Friend Of The Zoo |
| The Thinking Monkey brings luck to friends of the Malton City Zoo! |
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Amusing Locations Contributor |
| This user or group helps compile the list of Amusing Locations in Malton |
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Alt user |
| This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg. |
LonelyZamman Character Templates
These apply to my LonelyZamman character.
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The Opportunists |
| This user or group supports opportunistic behavior. |
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Feral Undead |
| This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool. |
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Pay It Forward Supporter |
| This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive. |
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The Big Prick |
| Whittenside . |
Notes for Future Group(s)
- The Dadson Hotel
- 10% rule applied to UD
- Are there gay zombies?
- Amusing locations -- What was/is the gay part of town?
- Gay marriage in Malton. Ontario?
- conservative vs. queer groups
- Please tag the appropriate locations.
- Add sexual orientation (and relationship status?) to Malton page.
- Amusing Locations in Malton
- Great Fire of 1912
- Dating scene in Malton. Gay... and straight! Dating service? What are you looking for in a partner? Gender, age, class, alive/dead, suburb.
- Zombie sexual interests: Ankle Grab, Headshot, Vigour Mortis, Feeding Groan, Rend Flesh, Tangling Grasp (and Tangling Gasp), Feeding Drag (Feeding Drag Queen), Death Grip.
- "Clone" clothing.
- Diversity
- Template for straight white heterosexual christian male
- GLBT Employees of NecroTech -- On Malton page, add to list of pre-outbreak groups.
- Club Cocker It was only recently that the strip club was cleaned up and appears to have been home to the exotic male revue troupe, Man Up.
- Sex Possy
- From Sex Possy: What's wrong with consensual necrophilia? It's not for us to say what two consenting, over-eighteen (over fourteen in Canada, and over eight in Kazakhstan) people/zombies can and cannot do. However, all of our clubs do have a strict no-necrophilia policy. If you must engage in necrophilia, please leave our clubs and check in to a hotel or cemetery. And always practice safe necrophilia. Only you can prevent the spread of Zombie-AIDS.
- Equal Opportunity
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Equal Opportunity |
| This user/group supports the equal opportunity policy and does not discriminate on grounds of vitality, welcoming members/friends from both the living and the dead. |
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Zombie Karaoke |
| This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses. |
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Proud To Be Dead |
| This user is a zombie and proud of it. |
Queer Jew are an Unorthodox Jewish congregation whose loosely held tenements restricted only to being Jewish, homosexual, or both.
