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<b>''Stay Vigilant!''</b> | <b>''Stay Vigilant!''</b> | ||
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==<font color=green>'''2011 - Always Recruiting!'''== | |||
*''' | *'''New to Malton?''' | ||
*''' | *'''Want to build your character fast?''' | ||
''' | *'''Looking for a more worthwhile life?''' | ||
< | '''<u>[[The Fortress/Joining|JOIN THE FORTRESS NOW!!!]]</u>'''</font> | ||
''' | <font color=red>'''Why should I join the Fortress?'''</font> | ||
''How would you like to command a legion of 50 hardened survivors? The Fortress allows you to progress up a structured hierarchy that rewards loyalty and reliability.'' | |||
<font color=red>'''Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me...'''</font> | |||
''That's because it is. And if you work for the Fortress you'll soon find yourself at the top of the pyramid, commanding those beneath you.'' | |||
''' | <font color=red>'''...but what else does Fortress life offer me?'''</font> | ||
<font color=red | ''Regular updates, safe accommodation, crucial operations, friendly banter, free space and duties, plus three hot meals a day.'' | ||
<font color=red>'''Wow - that sounds great!'''</font> | |||
'''Become more than you thought you could be...Join the Fortress today! ...and get a complimentary cup of tea. <font size=1>*offer not included.''' | '''Become more than you thought you could be...Join the Fortress today! ...and get a complimentary cup of tea. <font size=1>*offer not included.''' | ||
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<font color=red>'''But don't just take our word for it, read about some of our happy recruits...''' | <font color=red>'''But don't just take our word for it, read about some of our happy recruits...'''</font> | ||
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*<b>Assault Officer Fet</b>: "I never turn down a complimentary cup of tea." | *<b>Assault Officer Fet</b>: "I never turn down a complimentary cup of tea." | ||
*<b>Conflict Trooper Shedd</b>: "Life with the Fortress is great. The days are exciting and you can sleep safe at night; though all the talk of [[Fortress_Files|cheese]] is a bit weird." | *<b>Conflict Trooper Shedd</b>: "Life with the Fortress is great. The days are exciting and you can sleep safe at night; though all the talk of [[Fortress_Files|cheese]] is a bit weird."</font> | ||
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|If you are a survivor with at least two human skills (one must be free-running), please send your colourful request to [mailto:FortressApplicant@live.com '''FortressApplicant@live.com'''] and we will enlist you immediately...or speak directly to The Ears - he'll be listening... | |If you are a survivor with at least two human skills (one must be free-running), please send your colourful request to [mailto:FortressApplicant@live.com '''FortressApplicant@live.com'''] and we will enlist you immediately...or speak directly to The Ears - he'll be listening... | ||
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