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Mall Tour 2009

The Mall Tour 2009
Abbreviation:	MT, MT2009, MT09
Group Numbers:	Zambahz and PKers!
Leadership:	Head Tour Guide Johnny Bass, assisted by the Mall Tourist Board
Goals:	Fun, fatalities and the taking of each and every mall in Malton
Recruitment Policy:	Sign up at the recruitment thread
Contact:	Through the forum
IRC Channel:	#MallTour

Behold! The third coming of The Mall Tour!

After the great successes of Mall Tour 2006 and Mall Tour 2007 this landmark event returns for a third time. Again, the harmans will quake, cry and whine and we will reign victorious and pull down their temples of consumerism! The global economic depression has finally hit Malton, what better to stimulate the economy than a raging torrent of undead fury?

When did The Mall Tour 2009 start?

Shockingly in 2009, we were going to bring it forward but our market research showed that the breathers wouldn't get the irony. We started on the 9^th of January 2009!

Where did The Mall Tour 2009 start?

The tour began with a gathering in Eastonwood.

Announcements

4^st March 2009 - Zombie Jebus leads the forces of mall tour into Thompson Mall and devastates it. Praise the Fonz!--Jarethshadow 23:38, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
1^st March 2009 - Marven Mall is cleared out. To Tompson Mall! -- Fiffy
26^th February 2009 - OH MY GOD, THE BARGA!NZ! Time to go for Marven Mall -- Johnny Bass
24^th February 2009 - Reganbank? What Reganbank? On to Mornington! -- Johnny Bass
23^rd February 2009 - Molebank has no moles. We move to Reganbank. -- Johnny Bass
21^th February 2009 - Lukinswood is eated! Next stop: Molebank. -- Fiffy
20^th February 2009 - East Becktown provided some light snacks. Move to Lukinswood! -- Johnny Bass
18^th February 2009 - Caigar Mall has BARHAH!... Also, it is out of Orange Julius. Move to East Becktown! -- Johnny Bass
17^th February 2009 - Some call it Barhah Mall, we will see if it is worthy! Destroy Caiger Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
15^th February 2009 - !zanbah is returned to its' former glory! Move on to Darvall Heights! -- Johnny Bass
12^th February 2009 - The zoo had many a sight to see, but, alas, we ate all of them. Onwards to Eastonwood. -- Johnny Bass
10^th February 2009 - BARHAHville has been returned to it's proper glorious state. Move to Ketchelbank for a tour of the zoo and surrounding area. -- Johnny Bass
8^th February 2009 - Stanbury Village and Nichols Mall are in ruins, move to BARHAHville! -- Johnny Bass
4^th February 2009 - There are no more barga!nz to be found in Tollyton! Time to snack in Stanbury Village! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
2^nd February 2009 - Another mall down! Spread out and decimate Tollyton! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
1^st February 2009 - Hildebrand is broken! Head South, to Woodroffe Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
31^st January 2009 - Pimbank was as pathetic as Tynte! On to fresh barga!nz, on to Hildebrand Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
30^th January 2009 - Tynte mall was a joke! Find the barga!nz in the rest of Pimbank! -- Johnny Bass
29^th January 2009 - We have exhausted Heytown! Move to Tynte Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
27^th January 2009 - Santlerville is wasted! Head to Heytown! -- Johnny Bass
23^rd January 2009 - Downdey Mall fails to be the bastion of survivor resistance! Search for barga!nz in the surrounding suburb of Santlerville! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
21^st January 2009 - We may have broken Huntley Heights, attack Downdey Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
20^th January 2009 - Shearbank is left wasted! Move to Huntley Heights! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
18^th January 2009 - Stickling is ruined! Slaughter the rest of Shearbank! -- Johnny Bass
17^th January 2009 - Go to Stickling Mall, destroy the North-West corner! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
16^th January 2009 - Forwards! Shearbank awaits! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
14^th January 2009 - Yagoton is a memory, to Millen Hills! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
12^th January 2009 - Bale Mall is crushed, into the suburb of Yagoton we go! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
10^th January 2009 - Calvert lasts less than a day, to Bale Mall! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
9^th January 2009 - The first target, Calvert Mall, is announced. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
8^th January 2009 - The Mall Tour goes public! -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor
7^th January 2009 - Coding of the Mall Tour wiki pages completed. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor

Where is The Mall Tour 2009?

Current target: SE Tompson Mall

Here there be zergers Jensentown Quarlesbank West Boundwood East Boundwood Lamport Hills Chancelwood Earletown Rhodenbank Dullstown Roywood Judgewood Gatcombeton Shuttlebank Yagoton Millen Hills Raines Hills Pashenton Rolt Heights Pescodside Peddlesden Village Chudleyton Darvall Heights !zanbah Brooke Hills Shearbank Huntley Heights Beaverville Gibsonton Dunningwood Dunell Hills West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Ketchelbank Roachtown Randallbank Heytown Spracklingbank Paynterton Owsleybank Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Barhahville Ridleybank Pimbank Peppardville Pitneybank Starlingtown Grh!gg Haagz Reganbank Lerwill Heights Shore Hills Galbraith Hills Stanbury Village Rotwood Edgecombe Barhah-Raz Dentonside Crooketon Mornington North Blythville Brooksville Mockridge Heights Shackleville Tollyton Crowbank Vinetown Houldenbank Nixbank Wykewood South Blythville Greentown Tapton Kempsterbank Wray Heights Gulsonside Osmondville Penny Heights Foulkes Village Ruddlebank Lockettside Dartside Kinch Heights West Grayside East Grayside Scarletwood Pennville Fryerbank New Arkham Old Arkham Spicer Hills Williamsville The Butt Wyke Hills Hollomstown Danversbank Whittenside Miltown

Path of Destruction

1. 10^th January 2009 - Calvert Mall sacked. The breathers last less than 24 hours. - Dedicated to Xyu, leader of the first two Mall Tours.
   
2. 12^th January 2009 - Bale Mall ruined. All shall fall before the mighty Mall Tour. - Dedicated to the Eastonwood Ferals, gone but not forgotten.
   
3. 18^th January 2009 - Stickling Mall devastated. Even the strongest corner could not hold us. - Dedicated to LUE, in sure and certain hope of their resurrection to the force they once were.
4. 23^rd January 2009 - Downdey Mall falls. The hope of a bastion of resistance against us lies defeated. - Dedicated to Sexy Rexy Grossman, bring back the Sex Cannon!
   
5. 30^th January 2009 - Tynte Mall faints when we approach. Its reputation as the most feeble mall in Malton remains. DJ Deadbeat was not within 4 suburbs of this mall and it still fell.
   
6. 1^st February 2009 - Hildebrand Mall is devastated by our onslaught. For one day, the glory of Rotwood returns.
   
7. 2^nd February 2009 - Woodroffe Mall returned to economically viable status. For something called the Survivor Security Zone, this area doesn't appear all that secure.
   
8. 6^th February 2009 - Nichols Mall is out of kilts. Dedicated to Papa Petro.
   
9. 17^th February 2009 - Caiger Mall capitulates. The title of Barhah Mall is officially revoked. - Dedicated to the first Mall Tour!
   
   

Where do I attack?

This thread will always contain the currently designated target, which is now SE Tompson Mall.

How do I join The Mall Tour 2009?

That's easy, change your group affiliation to Mall Tour, sign up here and head over to our current target.

You can also add the following template to your own or your participating character's wiki page by adding the code {{MallTour2009}}

	Mall Tour 2009
	This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends.

This will automatically add you to the Mall Tour 2009 Category!

When do I attack?

Whenever you can. This is all about fun.

However, it's lots of fun to strike with other zombies to maximize your damage dealing capacity to the harmans.

Therefore we have brought back one of the great Mall Tour traditions, the guided tour groups! All guided tour groups are led by an experienced zambah who will help you find the very best barga!n bra!nz in the mall and will help our younger tourists grown up on a fresh diet of mall cuisine.

The Japanese Tourists

The Japanese Tourists are the group designed for Europeans playing in the afternoon and North Americans playing in the morning. They are led by Murray Jay Suskind. Sign up to this tour group at our forum.

They tour at 17:45 GMT, 12:45 EST, 09:45 PST and 04:45 AEDT. Join them for the strike through our IRC channel.

Malls Ideally Liberated by Force (MILF)

MILF is the group designed for a our North American tourists. They are led by DJ Deadbeat.

They tour 9:15pm EST, 6:15pm PST, and 2:15 GMT. Join them for the strike through our IRC channel.

Midnight Snack Attack!

Midnight Snack Attack! is the group designed for Europeans playing in the morning, North Americans playing late at night, and Australians playing in the evening. They are led by Fiffy. Sign up to this tour group at our forum.

They tour at 07:15 GMT, 2:15am EST, 11:15pm PST and 18:15 AEDT. Join them for the strike through our IRC channel.

Rules

We're all about fun here on the Mall Tour, but certain rules are needed in order to maintain fair play. All participants, whether zombie, death cultist or PKer are expected to abide by them whilst representing the Tour. Breaking these rules could result in that player being publicly asked to leave the Tour and their actions being revealed to the community.

Alts

• One alt (character) per player interacting with the Mall Tour at any time. No exceptions.
• Any other characters you have must maintain a distance of one full suburb between themselves and your tourist. Having characters in neighbouring suburbs, even with a 10 block gap, is unacceptable. One full empty suburb at all times. No exceptions.
• You may have more than one character participate over the Tour (fighting either for or against us as you please) but a reasonable amount of time must be left between the the characters participating. 24 hours is the minimum time you should leave. Longer is better.

'Spying'

• Any information NOT in a public forum or a public IRC is not usable. Anything that is open to the public is fair game.
• 'Zombie spying', passing on information gained by going into buildings after gaining a revive is entirely legal.

Conduct

• The Mall Tour follows the legacy of classy events and classy players. The tourists are expected to behave in a similarly classy manner and encourage both side's enjoyment.
• Speeches or radio broadcasts that can be classed as 'text rape' are forbidden.