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The Mall Tour 2009
The Mall Tour 2009
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Abbreviation: MT, MT2009, MT09
Group Numbers: Zambahz!
Leadership: Head Tour Guide Johnny Bass, assisted by the Mall Tourist Board
Goals: Fun, fatalities and the taking of each and every mall in Malton
Recruitment Policy: Sign up at the recruitment thread
Contact: Through the forum
IRC Channel: #malltour

Behold! The third coming of The Mall Tour!

After the great successes of Mall Tour 2006 and Mall Tour 2007 this landmark event returns for a third time. Again, the harmans will quake, cry and whine and we will reign victorious and pull down their temples of consumerism! The global economic depression has finally hit Malton, what better to stimulate the economy than a raging torrent of undead fury?

When does The Mall Tour 2009 start?

Shockingly in 2009, we were going to bring it forward but our market research showed that the breathers wouldn't get the irony.

Where did The Mall Tour 2009 start?

At the most historical site of one of the great battles of the first Mall Tour, Example Mall.

Announcements

0th January 2009 - Test coding for page in progress. -- Signature

Where is The Mall Tour 2009?

Current target: Example Mall


Here there be zergers Jensentown Quarlesbank West Boundwood East Boundwood Lamport Hills Chancelwood Earletown Rhodenbank Dullstown
Roywood Judgewood Gatcombeton Shuttlebank Yagoton Millen Hills Raines Hills Pashenton Rolt Heights Pescodside
Peddlesden Village Chudleyton Darvall Heights !zanbah Brooke Hills Shearbank Huntley Heights Beaverville Gibsonton Dunningwood
Dunell Hills West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Ketchelbank Roachtown Randallbank Heytown Spracklingbank Paynterton
Owsleybank Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Barhahville Ridleybank Pimbank Peppardville Pitneybank Starlingtown
Grh!gg Haagz Reganbank Lerwill Heights Shore Hills Galbraith Hills Stanbury Village Rotwood Edgecombe Barhah-Raz Dentonside
Crooketon Mornington North Blythville Brooksville Mockridge Heights Shackleville Tollyton Crowbank Vinetown Houldenbank
Nixbank Wykewood South Blythville Greentown Tapton Kempsterbank Wray Heights Gulsonside Osmondville Penny Heights
Foulkes Village Ruddlebank Lockettside Dartside Kinch Heights West Grayside East Grayside Scarletwood Pennville Fryerbank
New Arkham Old Arkham Spicer Hills Williamsville The Butt Wyke Hills Hollomstown Danversbank Whittenside Miltown

Path of Destruction

  1. 0th January 2008 - This Mall sacked.
  2. 30th February 2008 - That Mall completely devastated.
  3. 32nd October 2008 - Another Mall taken after a week long siege.

How do I join The Mall Tour 2009?

This is easy, change your group description to Mall Tour, sign up here (insert stealth link to recruitment thread here) and head over to our current target.

Where do I attack?

This thread will always contain the currently designated target, be it a new mall, a specific mall corner or a building for snacking at between malls.

When do I attack?

Whenever you can. This is all about fun.

However, it's lots of fun to strike with other zombies to maximise your damage dealing capacity to the harmans.

Therefore we have brought back one of the great Mall Tour traditions, the guided tour groups! All guided tour groups are led by an experienced zambah who will help you find the very best barga!n bra!nz in the mall and will help our younger tourists grown up on a fresh diet of mall cuisine.

Cultured and Elitist

Cultured and Elitist are the group designed for a our European tourists. They are led by European Patsy. Sign up to this tour group here (insert stealth link to group 1 thread here)

They tour at 22:00GMT, (Translation into EST), (Translation into PST) and (Translation into Aussie time).

McDonald's Eating Gun Freaks

McDonald's Eating Gun Freaks are the group designed for a our North American tourists. They are led by Yankee Patsy and Canadian Patsy. Sign up to this tour group here (insert stealth link to group 2 thread here)

They tour at (Time in GMT), (Translation into EST), (Translation into PST) and (Translation into Aussie time).

Kangaroo Fuckers Anonymous

Kangaroo Fuckers Anonymous are the group designed for a our Antipodean and Asian tourists. They are led by Aussie Patsy, who is assisted by Kiwi Patsy. Sign up to this tour group here (insert stealth link to group 3 thread here)

They tour at (Time in GMT), (Translation into EST), (Translation into PST) and (Translation into Aussie time).